Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

Masks hanging on wall
Hidden faces at a ball
Wish I knew them all

Haiku # 26752, March 8, 2003 6:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Polzeth is the spot
By the Camel estuary
Right by the wide mouth
Haiku # 26751, March 8, 2003 6:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Tried surfing last year
I loved the momentum
In Cornwall I went
Haiku # 26750, March 8, 2003 6:31 am ET
by William Nippress
My coffee
Haiku # 26749, March 8, 2003 6:28 am ET
by William Nippress
tumbled by big surf
white saline effervescence
sand in my bathers
Haiku # 26748, March 8, 2003 6:26 am ET
by ash
Cars out of action
Where I go I have to walk
Is that what legs for
Haiku # 26747, March 8, 2003 6:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Grey sky hanging low
Gloomy clouds heavy with rain
Winds waiting to blow
Haiku # 26746, March 8, 2003 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
All politicians
Will tell you what you wanted
But some time later
Haiku # 26745, March 8, 2003 6:09 am ET
by William Nippress
What is it I want?
I do not know wish I did
You
Haiku # 26744, March 8, 2003 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Tried some religion
I said show me a Christian
They can
Haiku # 26743, March 8, 2003 5:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Give me a bottle,
cup, glass, keg, pint, gallon jug...
just get me some beer
Haiku # 26742, March 7, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Good night, time for bed
Early rise, been up since six
So bed now, been fed
Haiku # 26741, March 7, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by W
New life
Haiku # 26740, March 7, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
But I thought that spring
was the season heralding
a return to LIFE?
Haiku # 26739, March 7, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sigh
So tired tonight
It
Haiku # 26738, March 7, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
I open my eyes
when I realize I am healed
surprise...all at once.
Haiku # 26737, March 7, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by sunshower
You know who likes you
When your backs against the wall
Can you count them all
Haiku # 26736, March 7, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Well-ended Janice
It was nice of you to help
How did you do it
Haiku # 26735, March 7, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
WalMart girl wearing
hip-huggers, how can this man
just say no to crack?
Haiku # 26734, March 7, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by onjayson (luv the retro trends)
Gone are some entries
That broke the site... Sorry but
I had to do it
Haiku # 26733, March 7, 2003 11:00 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Haiku # 26732, March 7, 2003 8:20 am ET
by A Student of Even better, a good Bush pastime
Haiku # 26731, March 7, 2003 8:13 am ET
by A Student of That'll make the U.S. safe again
I know what to do
Following Bush's logic
To stop this Moxie
Haiku # 26730, March 7, 2003 7:51 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
How sad for moxie
Why is he oh so hated
Is he so nasty
Haiku # 26729, March 7, 2003 7:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 26728, March 7, 2003 5:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuck...
Haiku # 26727, March 7, 2003 5:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxie
Haiku # 26726, March 7, 2003 5:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxie...
Haiku # 26725, March 7, 2003 5:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
George Bush's answers:
Support people who kill arabs
And then kill some too
Haiku # 26724, March 7, 2003 5:28 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
God bless the soldiers
But if one iraqi dies
Send them all to hell
Haiku # 26723, March 7, 2003 3:23 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Life
Haiku # 26722, March 7, 2003 3:22 am ET
by William Nippress
The outer skin pierced
The newborn springs into life
Satan takes new form
Haiku # 26721, March 7, 2003 3:21 am ET
by A Student of What does threat mean, George? "He has a moustache?"
You have but one life
Try to be true to yourself
There
Haiku # 26720, March 7, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Possessions own you
Not the other way around
Live life for yourself
Haiku # 26719, March 7, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Value your true friends
Finally that
Haiku # 26718, March 7, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The days pass by fast
When young a years forever
Now they just don
Haiku # 26717, March 7, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Serene evening
Suns dipped below Horizon
Welcome gentle night
Haiku # 26716, March 7, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
All Mans ambition
Soaring high on gossamer wings
Escaping earths pull
Haiku # 26715, March 7, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Fast clouds skitter by
Adding texture in the sky
At least they can fly
Haiku # 26714, March 7, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Red Kite gliding by
Beautiful bird on still wings
I long to join you
Haiku # 26713, March 7, 2003 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here in my garden
Twisted trunks of Sumac tree
Standing leafless stark
Haiku # 26712, March 7, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Drinks no way to die
Why not wait till your old age
Then you can go clean
Haiku # 26711, March 7, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
They're firing rockets?
Ha ha! They don't have rockets!
You murdering pigs.
Haiku # 26710, March 7, 2003 3:13 am ET
by A Student of there should be a "d there"
An uneven war
Nukes, tanks and genocide
Versus the arabs
Haiku # 26709, March 7, 2003 3:12 am ET
by A Student of Sorry, I am anti-semitic when I say that blatantly ignoring the ten commandments and EVERYTHING else God has supposedly EVER tol
First came within hours
"Out!!!!" but not to me, and then
George is so threatened
Haiku # 26708, March 7, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I should stop writing
Two predictions, two days
And they both came true
Haiku # 26707, March 7, 2003 3:08 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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Haiku # 26706, March 7, 2003 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you don't realize,
how long it's been since you left,
until you go back.
Haiku # 26705, March 7, 2003 1:15 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
fuckoffmoxiefuck...
Haiku # 26704, March 6, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The maniac strikes
Freeing the foetus at last
And the world will die
Haiku # 26703, March 6, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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