Bad Haiku

Some are too lucky
Talking of things such as sleep
I wish I could sleep

Haiku # 26777, March 9, 2003 1:38 pm ET

by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal

spring jumps up and lives
after a long night of sleep
boner in the morn

Haiku # 26776, March 9, 2003 12:27 pm ET

by thunder stork of edit yourself nippress

The stong believer
Fails to see his actions are
Not what he believes

Haiku # 26775, March 9, 2003 10:34 am ET

by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal

the obsessed writer
not seeing his mania
fails to stop himself

Haiku # 26774, March 9, 2003 6:28 am ET

by ash

Life

Haiku # 26773, March 9, 2003 5:38 am ET

by William Nippress

Men have penises
Unless you have just found it
Please leave it alone

Haiku # 26772, March 9, 2003 4:10 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

1/Season

Haiku # 26771, March 9, 2003 3:38 am ET

by William Nippress

Its Sunday morning
I

Haiku # 26770, March 9, 2003 3:26 am ET

by William

#1 Stunner
likes to take it up the ass:
mmm penis penis.

Haiku # 26769, March 9, 2003 2:56 am ET

by #2 Stunner of sc

The ideal form of
masturbation for me is
women giving head.

Haiku # 26768, March 9, 2003 2:38 am ET

by #1 Stunna of making a long-awaited and glorious return

tumbled by big surf
bathers peeled down to my waist
sand in odd places

Haiku # 26767, March 8, 2003 8:27 pm ET

by mellie, yeah, I was dumped too :-)

Midgets come for me
Whatever will I do now
Kill the little fucks

Haiku # 26766, March 8, 2003 5:16 pm ET

by Steven "Shorty" Reents of Illinois

Blood sugar is low
Diabetic insistence
Tells me I must eat

Haiku # 26765, March 8, 2003 4:49 pm ET

by William Nippress

Age gives us wisdom
Only wish I was sixteen
I

Haiku # 26764, March 8, 2003 3:54 pm ET

by William Nippress

A bad idea
Do a charity event, awake
For thirty six hours

Haiku # 26763, March 8, 2003 3:30 pm ET

by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal

What is in a name
That some others should steal it
Maybe jealousy

Haiku # 26762, March 8, 2003 12:27 pm ET

by William Nippress

Is this really ash
Or is it his imposter
Only he will know

Haiku # 26761, March 8, 2003 11:21 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Where did the day go
I just turned around it was gone
I

Haiku # 26760, March 8, 2003 10:29 am ET

by William Nippress

Came into this world
Born in Edo now Tokyo
Works of art his joy

Haiku # 26759, March 8, 2003 10:05 am ET

by William Nippress

Master of his art
The farmer of Katsushika
Prints so wonderful

Haiku # 26758, March 8, 2003 10:05 am ET

by William Nippress

You will know his work
The great wave or breaking wave
His name Hokusai

Haiku # 26757, March 8, 2003 10:04 am ET

by William Nippress

Here they come again
Where do they come from and go
Wheeling in the sky

Haiku # 26756, March 8, 2003 9:06 am ET

by William Nippress

Thousand rooks fly
I

Haiku # 26755, March 8, 2003 9:01 am ET

by William Nippress

Sounds so exciting
Explorer on the radio
He

Haiku # 26754, March 8, 2003 6:58 am ET

by William Nippress

Life

Haiku # 26753, March 8, 2003 6:52 am ET

by William Nippress

Masks hanging on wall
Hidden faces at a ball
Wish I knew them all

Haiku # 26752, March 8, 2003 6:44 am ET

by William Nippress

Polzeth is the spot
By the Camel estuary
Right by the wide mouth

Haiku # 26751, March 8, 2003 6:40 am ET

by William Nippress

Tried surfing last year
I loved the momentum
In Cornwall I went

Haiku # 26750, March 8, 2003 6:31 am ET

by William Nippress

My coffee

Haiku # 26749, March 8, 2003 6:28 am ET

by William Nippress

tumbled by big surf
white saline effervescence
sand in my bathers

Haiku # 26748, March 8, 2003 6:26 am ET

by ash

Cars out of action
Where I go I have to walk
Is that what legs for

Haiku # 26747, March 8, 2003 6:22 am ET

by William Nippress

Grey sky hanging low
Gloomy clouds heavy with rain
Winds waiting to blow

Haiku # 26746, March 8, 2003 6:18 am ET

by William Nippress

All politicians
Will tell you what you wanted
But some time later

Haiku # 26745, March 8, 2003 6:09 am ET

by William Nippress

What is it I want?
I do not know wish I did
You

Haiku # 26744, March 8, 2003 5:59 am ET

by William Nippress

Tried some religion
I said show me a Christian
They can

Haiku # 26743, March 8, 2003 5:55 am ET

by William Nippress

Give me a bottle,
cup, glass, keg, pint, gallon jug...
just get me some beer

Haiku # 26742, March 7, 2003 5:50 pm ET

by Betty LeBomb

Good night, time for bed
Early rise, been up since six
So bed now, been fed

Haiku # 26741, March 7, 2003 4:15 pm ET

by W

New life

Haiku # 26740, March 7, 2003 4:08 pm ET

by William Nippress

But I thought that spring
was the season heralding
a return to LIFE?

Haiku # 26739, March 7, 2003 3:20 pm ET

by sigh

So tired tonight
It

Haiku # 26738, March 7, 2003 3:19 pm ET

by William Nippress

I open my eyes
when I realize I am healed
surprise...all at once.

Haiku # 26737, March 7, 2003 3:05 pm ET

by sunshower

You know who likes you
When your backs against the wall
Can you count them all

Haiku # 26736, March 7, 2003 2:36 pm ET

by William Nippress

Well-ended Janice
It was nice of you to help
How did you do it

Haiku # 26735, March 7, 2003 2:30 pm ET

by William Nippress

WalMart girl wearing
hip-huggers, how can this man
just say no to crack?

Haiku # 26734, March 7, 2003 12:38 pm ET

by onjayson (luv the retro trends)

Gone are some entries
That broke the site... Sorry but
I had to do it

Haiku # 26733, March 7, 2003 11:00 am ET

by Janis of Toronto

Haiku # 26732, March 7, 2003 8:20 am ET

by A Student of Even better, a good Bush pastime

Haiku # 26731, March 7, 2003 8:13 am ET

by A Student of That'll make the U.S. safe again

I know what to do
Following Bush's logic
To stop this Moxie

Haiku # 26730, March 7, 2003 7:51 am ET

by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal

How sad for moxie
Why is he oh so hated
Is he so nasty

Haiku # 26729, March 7, 2003 7:20 am ET

by William Nippress

Haiku # 26728, March 7, 2003 5:47 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

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