poop in my poop
poop and more poop, sir
poopy pooper poop

people in my poop
waiting for you to get
cant feed the birds

worms in my poop
sifting through my life
feeding the birds

damn my allergies
head hurts, can't breath, have no voice
i have to move soon!

Saw Tony Blair on
MTV...can we switch and
send Dub England bound?

peanuts in my poop
sometimes there is wandering corn
feed the wild birds

can take care of it,
all you have to do is play
the assassin song

The trains! Unarranged!
The El Armpito Express
Now boarding. Move on.

Who's driving this car?
Backseat screaming as grandpa
Nods off at the wheel.

come home 'high' on love
open door...hit by a train
coming down hurts so...

O, El Armpito!
I have been in your funk waft.
Downwind, not again!

when the present hurts,
hard to dream of the future
love aids survival

your love makes me strong
i long to be with you, Love
you are all i need

Ricky and Stevie
Wondertwins of nasty love
Such a cute couple.

I want to flame Saint
But Haiku gods crash the page
404 - Not Found

I am Rick
Super gayness all around
Used condoms

March, anal health month
Come Probe my anus will you
Only if you are male

Am I a homo
If I am attracted to
Chicks with great big dicks

my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain

my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain

i am your heaven
i'll hold you till it's over
i hope love is strong

My kidney hurts daily
My left one of course
Pain without relent

Frogs scare me badly
Bulging eyes and croaking sounds
Don't forget the warts

Health of my anus
Is a priority, Yes
Exit only please

I get bored easy
Two years is my maximum
Then have to move on

How did you stand it
Seven years such a long time
I

Seven-year project -
Tonight a major footstep,
Then only one more

It used to be fun,
Now I write much less haiku -
Good for human kind...

Inseminator
Sorry I

Cheeps is for chickens
A common mistake I fear
But not for the fruit

Had fruit for breakfast
It has to be good for you
Quite tasty and cheep

looking for my home,
changes scare the most loving,
and wear down the loved.

monotony breaks,
you take what belongs to you,
then give all you have.

chains of love that bind,
are the same chains that pull you,
one to the other.

life: quite frustrating
would like to wake in heaven
for i am in hell

fam' wants me to choose
between them and my true love
they don't want to lose...

But it makes a change
Which adds colour to the page
In quite a rude way

No, I was talking
Of your general haiku
If you'd call it that

Light dusting of snow
Wild birds call to each other
Sound of wilderness

Thanks so very much
Do you mean the one that spells
F U C K Y O U
Well at least the first letters

In english haiku
There are no proper strict rules
Hence AP's haiku

The rules of Haiku
Avoid adverbs and adjectives
Well that

For all your bad words
Unless you understand them
Could you be more wrong
Kindly don

Mania it is
But life without challenges
Is death to the soul

I try very hard
But my work seems to vex you
Is my Haiku poor

Some are too lucky
Talking of things such as sleep
I wish I could sleep

spring jumps up and lives
after a long night of sleep
boner in the morn

The stong believer
Fails to see his actions are
Not what he believes

the obsessed writer
not seeing his mania
fails to stop himself

Life