Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

can take care of it,
all you have to do is play
the assassin song
Haiku # 26819, March 10, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
The trains! Unarranged!
The El Armpito Express
Now boarding. Move on.
Haiku # 26818, March 10, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Who's driving this car?
Backseat screaming as grandpa
Nods off at the wheel.
Haiku # 26817, March 10, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come home 'high' on love
open door...hit by a train
coming down hurts so...
Haiku # 26816, March 10, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
O, El Armpito!
I have been in your funk waft.
Downwind, not again!
Haiku # 26815, March 10, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
when the present hurts,
hard to dream of the future
love aids survival
Haiku # 26814, March 10, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
your love makes me strong
i long to be with you, Love
you are all i need
Haiku # 26813, March 10, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Ricky and Stevie
Wondertwins of nasty love
Such a cute couple.
Haiku # 26812, March 10, 2003 12:13 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I want to flame Saint
But Haiku gods crash the page
404 - Not Found
Haiku # 26811, March 10, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I am Rick
Super gayness all around
Used condoms
Haiku # 26810, March 10, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by Rick Larson of Springfield, Illinois
March, anal health month
Come Probe my anus will you
Only if you are male
Haiku # 26809, March 10, 2003 11:56 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Am I a homo
If I am attracted to
Chicks with great big dicks
Haiku # 26808, March 10, 2003 11:54 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
Haiku # 26806, March 10, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
Haiku # 26805, March 10, 2003 11:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am your heaven
i'll hold you till it's over
i hope love is strong
Haiku # 26804, March 10, 2003 11:18 am ET
by tiger of vegas
My kidney hurts daily
My left one of course
Pain without relent
Haiku # 26803, March 10, 2003 11:18 am ET
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
Frogs scare me badly
Bulging eyes and croaking sounds
Don't forget the warts
Haiku # 26802, March 10, 2003 10:52 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Health of my anus
Is a priority, Yes
Exit only please
Haiku # 26801, March 10, 2003 10:48 am ET
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I get bored easy
Two years is my maximum
Then have to move on
Haiku # 26800, March 10, 2003 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
How did you stand it
Seven years such a long time
I
Haiku # 26799, March 10, 2003 8:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Seven-year project -
Tonight a major footstep,
Then only one more
Haiku # 26798, March 10, 2003 4:28 am ET
by R. of PT
It used to be fun,
Now I write much less haiku -
Good for human kind...
Haiku # 26797, March 10, 2003 4:20 am ET
by R. of PT
Inseminator
Sorry I
Haiku # 26796, March 10, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Cheeps is for chickens
A common mistake I fear
But not for the fruit
Haiku # 26795, March 10, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Had fruit for breakfast
It has to be good for you
Quite tasty and cheep
Haiku # 26794, March 10, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
looking for my home,
changes scare the most loving,
and wear down the loved.
Haiku # 26791, March 10, 2003 12:34 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
monotony breaks,
you take what belongs to you,
then give all you have.
Haiku # 26790, March 10, 2003 12:15 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
chains of love that bind,
are the same chains that pull you,
one to the other.
Haiku # 26789, March 10, 2003 12:11 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
life: quite frustrating
would like to wake in heaven
for i am in hell
Haiku # 26788, March 10, 2003 12:06 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
fam' wants me to choose
between them and my true love
they don't want to lose...
Haiku # 26787, March 9, 2003 11:43 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx.
But it makes a change
Which adds colour to the page
In quite a rude way
Haiku # 26786, March 9, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
No, I was talking
Of your general haiku
If you'd call it that
Haiku # 26785, March 9, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Light dusting of snow
Wild birds call to each other
Sound of wilderness
Haiku # 26784, March 9, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thanks so very much
Do you mean the one that spells
F U C K Y O U
Well at least the first letters
Haiku # 26783, March 9, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In english haiku
There are no proper strict rules
Hence AP's haiku
Haiku # 26782, March 9, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by A Student of fuckoffmoxie
The rules of Haiku
Avoid adverbs and adjectives
Well that
Haiku # 26781, March 9, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
For all your bad words
Unless you understand them
Could you be more wrong
Kindly don
Haiku # 26780, March 9, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mania it is
But life without challenges
Is death to the soul
Haiku # 26779, March 9, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
I try very hard
But my work seems to vex you
Is my Haiku poor
Haiku # 26778, March 9, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Some are too lucky
Talking of things such as sleep
I wish I could sleep
Haiku # 26777, March 9, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
spring jumps up and lives
after a long night of sleep
boner in the morn
Haiku # 26776, March 9, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by thunder stork of edit yourself nippress
The stong believer
Fails to see his actions are
Not what he believes
Haiku # 26775, March 9, 2003 10:34 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
the obsessed writer
not seeing his mania
fails to stop himself
Haiku # 26774, March 9, 2003 6:28 am ET
by ash
Life
Haiku # 26773, March 9, 2003 5:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Men have penises
Unless you have just found it
Please leave it alone
Haiku # 26772, March 9, 2003 4:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
1/Season
Haiku # 26771, March 9, 2003 3:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Its Sunday morning
I
Haiku # 26770, March 9, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William
#1 Stunner
likes to take it up the ass:
mmm penis penis.
Haiku # 26769, March 9, 2003 2:56 am ET
by #2 Stunner of sc
The ideal form of
masturbation for me is
women giving head.
Haiku # 26768, March 9, 2003 2:38 am ET
by #1 Stunna of making a long-awaited and glorious return
tumbled by big surf
bathers peeled down to my waist
sand in odd places
Haiku # 26767, March 8, 2003 8:27 pm ET
by mellie, yeah, I was dumped too :-)
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