Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

Not so clever, ash?
You can't win wars fighting evil
If your are evil
Haiku # 26856, March 11, 2003 4:12 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
More immortal lines
It
Haiku # 26855, March 11, 2003 3:51 am ET
by William Nippress
A child of a child
Only just thirteen it said
And looking so proud
.
Newspapers tell us
This baby has herself a child
Heart go
Haiku # 26854, March 11, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
oops..
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some GOOD friends
Haiku # 26853, March 10, 2003 7:56 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some god friends
Haiku # 26852, March 10, 2003 7:54 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
My guys are the best
Cornea and Frank rock on
can't wait to slam dunk!
Haiku # 26851, March 10, 2003 7:49 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
reach attainable
summit of glorious words
piled amidst horror
Haiku # 26850, March 10, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
granny slips me one
a gloomy cock, roomy cock
slipping into soul
Haiku # 26849, March 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
granny lurks in gloom
waiting to slip into thought
granny has a cock
Haiku # 26848, March 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
more and more haiku
less and less memorable
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 26847, March 10, 2003 7:13 pm ET
by ash
The monkey has legs
But it does not always run
Sometimes it sits down
Haiku # 26846, March 10, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Hey frank liked that one
Ode to alcohol reads well
Wish I
Haiku # 26845, March 10, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
The Immortal lines
Welcome darkness my old friend
Simon Garfuncle
Haiku # 26844, March 10, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Here's to alcohol,
The cause of and solution
to, all life's problems."
Haiku # 26843, March 10, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Bobby J, I feel
For you and her. The girl from
The desert is cool.
Haiku # 26842, March 10, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Worrysome events
What will come next, we don't know
Maybe tomorrow
Haiku # 26841, March 10, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
So just what is it
The time line Chronology
Us getting older
Haiku # 26840, March 10, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Red Kite gliding by
Exquisite bird on still wings
I long to join you
Haiku # 26839, March 10, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress it is mine, forgot to put name on
Any one had piles
I sure don
Haiku # 26838, March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
A drophammer is
Gravity forging hammer
Or a Pile driver
Haiku # 26837, March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Two cultural groups Lived
By Rivers in Babylon
Sumerians Akkadians
Haiku # 26836, March 10, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
MESOPOTAMIA
City of Akkad between
Tigris Euphrates
Haiku # 26835, March 10, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
At Akkadia
Carborundum erasure
By David Dodsworth
Haiku # 26834, March 10, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
stinky man slinks by
haunting hallways and the cubes
with his rotten stench
Haiku # 26833, March 10, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
We need a leader
Who will overturn bad laws
Enacted by Bush
Haiku # 26832, March 10, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Throw Bush in the sea?
Nay! Hold him without counsel
Let him rot in jail.
Haiku # 26831, March 10, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
why can't she be kind?
forked tounge and rolling eyes
turning other's thoughts...
Haiku # 26830, March 10, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Give him to the sea
Or maybe that should be this:
Throw him in the sea
Haiku # 26829, March 10, 2003 12:57 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
We're not having bush
In theory we're liberal
And educated
Haiku # 26828, March 10, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
You can have the blair
Although it will confuse him
No bush to suck on
Haiku # 26827, March 10, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
pet badger loves me
more than you should know
ball peen hammer
Haiku # 26826, March 10, 2003 12:53 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
poop in my poop
poop and more poop, sir
poopy pooper poop
Haiku # 26825, March 10, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
people in my poop
waiting for you to get
cant feed the birds
Haiku # 26824, March 10, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
worms in my poop
sifting through my life
feeding the birds
Haiku # 26823, March 10, 2003 12:49 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
damn my allergies
head hurts, can't breath, have no voice
i have to move soon!
Haiku # 26822, March 10, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Saw Tony Blair on
MTV...can we switch and
send Dub England bound?
Haiku # 26821, March 10, 2003 12:43 pm ET
by onjaysun (UK might hate him, but he speaks more better than ours)
peanuts in my poop
sometimes there is wandering corn
feed the wild birds
Haiku # 26820, March 10, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
can take care of it,
all you have to do is play
the assassin song
Haiku # 26819, March 10, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
The trains! Unarranged!
The El Armpito Express
Now boarding. Move on.
Haiku # 26818, March 10, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Who's driving this car?
Backseat screaming as grandpa
Nods off at the wheel.
Haiku # 26817, March 10, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come home 'high' on love
open door...hit by a train
coming down hurts so...
Haiku # 26816, March 10, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
O, El Armpito!
I have been in your funk waft.
Downwind, not again!
Haiku # 26815, March 10, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
when the present hurts,
hard to dream of the future
love aids survival
Haiku # 26814, March 10, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
your love makes me strong
i long to be with you, Love
you are all i need
Haiku # 26813, March 10, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Ricky and Stevie
Wondertwins of nasty love
Such a cute couple.
Haiku # 26812, March 10, 2003 12:13 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I want to flame Saint
But Haiku gods crash the page
404 - Not Found
Haiku # 26811, March 10, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I am Rick
Super gayness all around
Used condoms
Haiku # 26810, March 10, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by Rick Larson of Springfield, Illinois
March, anal health month
Come Probe my anus will you
Only if you are male
Haiku # 26809, March 10, 2003 11:56 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Am I a homo
If I am attracted to
Chicks with great big dicks
Haiku # 26808, March 10, 2003 11:54 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
Haiku # 26806, March 10, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
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