Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

A drophammer is
Gravity forging hammer
Or a Pile driver
Haiku # 26837, March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Two cultural groups Lived
By Rivers in Babylon
Sumerians Akkadians
Haiku # 26836, March 10, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
MESOPOTAMIA
City of Akkad between
Tigris Euphrates
Haiku # 26835, March 10, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
At Akkadia
Carborundum erasure
By David Dodsworth
Haiku # 26834, March 10, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
stinky man slinks by
haunting hallways and the cubes
with his rotten stench
Haiku # 26833, March 10, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
We need a leader
Who will overturn bad laws
Enacted by Bush
Haiku # 26832, March 10, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Throw Bush in the sea?
Nay! Hold him without counsel
Let him rot in jail.
Haiku # 26831, March 10, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
why can't she be kind?
forked tounge and rolling eyes
turning other's thoughts...
Haiku # 26830, March 10, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Give him to the sea
Or maybe that should be this:
Throw him in the sea
Haiku # 26829, March 10, 2003 12:57 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
We're not having bush
In theory we're liberal
And educated
Haiku # 26828, March 10, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
You can have the blair
Although it will confuse him
No bush to suck on
Haiku # 26827, March 10, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
pet badger loves me
more than you should know
ball peen hammer
Haiku # 26826, March 10, 2003 12:53 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
poop in my poop
poop and more poop, sir
poopy pooper poop
Haiku # 26825, March 10, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
people in my poop
waiting for you to get
cant feed the birds
Haiku # 26824, March 10, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
worms in my poop
sifting through my life
feeding the birds
Haiku # 26823, March 10, 2003 12:49 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
damn my allergies
head hurts, can't breath, have no voice
i have to move soon!
Haiku # 26822, March 10, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Saw Tony Blair on
MTV...can we switch and
send Dub England bound?
Haiku # 26821, March 10, 2003 12:43 pm ET
by onjaysun (UK might hate him, but he speaks more better than ours)
peanuts in my poop
sometimes there is wandering corn
feed the wild birds
Haiku # 26820, March 10, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
can take care of it,
all you have to do is play
the assassin song
Haiku # 26819, March 10, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
The trains! Unarranged!
The El Armpito Express
Now boarding. Move on.
Haiku # 26818, March 10, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Who's driving this car?
Backseat screaming as grandpa
Nods off at the wheel.
Haiku # 26817, March 10, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come home 'high' on love
open door...hit by a train
coming down hurts so...
Haiku # 26816, March 10, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
O, El Armpito!
I have been in your funk waft.
Downwind, not again!
Haiku # 26815, March 10, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
when the present hurts,
hard to dream of the future
love aids survival
Haiku # 26814, March 10, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
your love makes me strong
i long to be with you, Love
you are all i need
Haiku # 26813, March 10, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Ricky and Stevie
Wondertwins of nasty love
Such a cute couple.
Haiku # 26812, March 10, 2003 12:13 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I want to flame Saint
But Haiku gods crash the page
404 - Not Found
Haiku # 26811, March 10, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I am Rick
Super gayness all around
Used condoms
Haiku # 26810, March 10, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by Rick Larson of Springfield, Illinois
March, anal health month
Come Probe my anus will you
Only if you are male
Haiku # 26809, March 10, 2003 11:56 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Am I a homo
If I am attracted to
Chicks with great big dicks
Haiku # 26808, March 10, 2003 11:54 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
Haiku # 26806, March 10, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
Haiku # 26805, March 10, 2003 11:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am your heaven
i'll hold you till it's over
i hope love is strong
Haiku # 26804, March 10, 2003 11:18 am ET
by tiger of vegas
My kidney hurts daily
My left one of course
Pain without relent
Haiku # 26803, March 10, 2003 11:18 am ET
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
Frogs scare me badly
Bulging eyes and croaking sounds
Don't forget the warts
Haiku # 26802, March 10, 2003 10:52 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Health of my anus
Is a priority, Yes
Exit only please
Haiku # 26801, March 10, 2003 10:48 am ET
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I get bored easy
Two years is my maximum
Then have to move on
Haiku # 26800, March 10, 2003 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
How did you stand it
Seven years such a long time
I
Haiku # 26799, March 10, 2003 8:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Seven-year project -
Tonight a major footstep,
Then only one more
Haiku # 26798, March 10, 2003 4:28 am ET
by R. of PT
It used to be fun,
Now I write much less haiku -
Good for human kind...
Haiku # 26797, March 10, 2003 4:20 am ET
by R. of PT
Inseminator
Sorry I
Haiku # 26796, March 10, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Cheeps is for chickens
A common mistake I fear
But not for the fruit
Haiku # 26795, March 10, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Had fruit for breakfast
It has to be good for you
Quite tasty and cheep
Haiku # 26794, March 10, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
looking for my home,
changes scare the most loving,
and wear down the loved.
Haiku # 26791, March 10, 2003 12:34 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
monotony breaks,
you take what belongs to you,
then give all you have.
Haiku # 26790, March 10, 2003 12:15 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
chains of love that bind,
are the same chains that pull you,
one to the other.
Haiku # 26789, March 10, 2003 12:11 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
life: quite frustrating
would like to wake in heaven
for i am in hell
Haiku # 26788, March 10, 2003 12:06 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
fam' wants me to choose
between them and my true love
they don't want to lose...
Haiku # 26787, March 9, 2003 11:43 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx.
But it makes a change
Which adds colour to the page
In quite a rude way
Haiku # 26786, March 9, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
No, I was talking
Of your general haiku
If you'd call it that
Haiku # 26785, March 9, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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