stinky man slinks by
haunting hallways and the cubes
with his rotten stench
by Drophammer of Akkadia
We need a leader
Who will overturn bad laws
Enacted by Bush
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Throw Bush in the sea?
Nay! Hold him without counsel
Let him rot in jail.
by Drophammer of Akkadia
why can't she be kind?
forked tounge and rolling eyes
turning other's thoughts...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Give him to the sea
Or maybe that should be this:
Throw him in the sea
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
We're not having bush
In theory we're liberal
And educated
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
You can have the blair
Although it will confuse him
No bush to suck on
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
pet badger loves me
more than you should know
ball peen hammer
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
poop in my poop
poop and more poop, sir
poopy pooper poop
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
people in my poop
waiting for you to get
cant feed the birds
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
worms in my poop
sifting through my life
feeding the birds
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
damn my allergies
head hurts, can't breath, have no voice
i have to move soon!
by tiger of vegas
Saw Tony Blair on
MTV...can we switch and
send Dub England bound?
by onjaysun (UK might hate him, but he speaks more better than ours)
peanuts in my poop
sometimes there is wandering corn
feed the wild birds
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
can take care of it,
all you have to do is play
the assassin song
by tiger of vegas
The trains! Unarranged!
The El Armpito Express
Now boarding. Move on.
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Who's driving this car?
Backseat screaming as grandpa
Nods off at the wheel.
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come home 'high' on love
open door...hit by a train
coming down hurts so...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
O, El Armpito!
I have been in your funk waft.
Downwind, not again!
by Drophammer of Akkadia
when the present hurts,
hard to dream of the future
love aids survival
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
your love makes me strong
i long to be with you, Love
you are all i need
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Ricky and Stevie
Wondertwins of nasty love
Such a cute couple.
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I want to flame Saint
But Haiku gods crash the page
404 - Not Found
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I am Rick
Super gayness all around
Used condoms
by Rick Larson of Springfield, Illinois
March, anal health month
Come Probe my anus will you
Only if you are male
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Am I a homo
If I am attracted to
Chicks with great big dicks
by Steven Reents of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
by Anonymous Poet
i am your heaven
i'll hold you till it's over
i hope love is strong
by tiger of vegas
My kidney hurts daily
My left one of course
Pain without relent
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
Frogs scare me badly
Bulging eyes and croaking sounds
Don't forget the warts
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Health of my anus
Is a priority, Yes
Exit only please
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I get bored easy
Two years is my maximum
Then have to move on
by William Nippress
How did you stand it
Seven years such a long time
I
by William Nippress
Seven-year project -
Tonight a major footstep,
Then only one more
by R. of PT
It used to be fun,
Now I write much less haiku -
Good for human kind...
by R. of PT
Inseminator
Sorry I
by William Nippress
Cheeps is for chickens
A common mistake I fear
But not for the fruit
by William Nippress
Had fruit for breakfast
It has to be good for you
Quite tasty and cheep
by William Nippress
looking for my home,
changes scare the most loving,
and wear down the loved.
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
monotony breaks,
you take what belongs to you,
then give all you have.
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
chains of love that bind,
are the same chains that pull you,
one to the other.
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
life: quite frustrating
would like to wake in heaven
for i am in hell
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
fam' wants me to choose
between them and my true love
they don't want to lose...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx.
But it makes a change
Which adds colour to the page
In quite a rude way
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
No, I was talking
Of your general haiku
If you'd call it that
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Light dusting of snow
Wild birds call to each other
Sound of wilderness
by William Nippress
Thanks so very much
Do you mean the one that spells
F U C K Y O U
Well at least the first letters
by Anonymous Poet
In english haiku
There are no proper strict rules
Hence AP's haiku
by A Student of fuckoffmoxie
The rules of Haiku
Avoid adverbs and adjectives
Well that
by William Nippress
