Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
So just what is it
The time line Chronology
Us getting older
Haiku # 26840 March 10, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Red Kite gliding by
Exquisite bird on still wings
I long to join you
Haiku # 26839 March 10, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress it is mine, forgot to put name on
Any one had piles
I sure don
Haiku # 26838 March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
A drophammer is
Gravity forging hammer
Or a Pile driver
Haiku # 26837 March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Two cultural groups Lived
By Rivers in Babylon
Sumerians Akkadians
Haiku # 26836 March 10, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
MESOPOTAMIA
City of Akkad between
Tigris Euphrates
Haiku # 26835 March 10, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
At Akkadia
Carborundum erasure
By David Dodsworth
Haiku # 26834 March 10, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
stinky man slinks by
haunting hallways and the cubes
with his rotten stench
Haiku # 26833 March 10, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
We need a leader
Who will overturn bad laws
Enacted by Bush
Haiku # 26832 March 10, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Throw Bush in the sea?
Nay! Hold him without counsel
Let him rot in jail.
Haiku # 26831 March 10, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
why can't she be kind?
forked tounge and rolling eyes
turning other's thoughts...
Haiku # 26830 March 10, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Give him to the sea
Or maybe that should be this:
Throw him in the sea
Haiku # 26829 March 10, 2003 12:57 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
We're not having bush
In theory we're liberal
And educated
Haiku # 26828 March 10, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
You can have the blair
Although it will confuse him
No bush to suck on
Haiku # 26827 March 10, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
pet badger loves me
more than you should know
ball peen hammer
Haiku # 26826 March 10, 2003 12:53 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
poop in my poop
poop and more poop, sir
poopy pooper poop
Haiku # 26825 March 10, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
people in my poop
waiting for you to get
cant feed the birds
Haiku # 26824 March 10, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
worms in my poop
sifting through my life
feeding the birds
Haiku # 26823 March 10, 2003 12:49 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
damn my allergies
head hurts, can't breath, have no voice
i have to move soon!
Haiku # 26822 March 10, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Saw Tony Blair on
MTV...can we switch and
send Dub England bound?
Haiku # 26821 March 10, 2003 12:43 pm ET
by onjaysun (UK might hate him, but he speaks more better than ours)
peanuts in my poop
sometimes there is wandering corn
feed the wild birds
Haiku # 26820 March 10, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
can take care of it,
all you have to do is play
the assassin song
Haiku # 26819 March 10, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
The trains! Unarranged!
The El Armpito Express
Now boarding. Move on.
Haiku # 26818 March 10, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Who's driving this car?
Backseat screaming as grandpa
Nods off at the wheel.
Haiku # 26817 March 10, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come home 'high' on love
open door...hit by a train
coming down hurts so...
Haiku # 26816 March 10, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
O, El Armpito!
I have been in your funk waft.
Downwind, not again!
Haiku # 26815 March 10, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
when the present hurts,
hard to dream of the future
love aids survival
Haiku # 26814 March 10, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
your love makes me strong
i long to be with you, Love
you are all i need
Haiku # 26813 March 10, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Ricky and Stevie
Wondertwins of nasty love
Such a cute couple.
Haiku # 26812 March 10, 2003 12:13 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I want to flame Saint
But Haiku gods crash the page
404 - Not Found
Haiku # 26811 March 10, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I am Rick
Super gayness all around
Used condoms
Haiku # 26810 March 10, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by Rick Larson of Springfield, Illinois
March, anal health month
Come Probe my anus will you
Only if you are male
Haiku # 26809 March 10, 2003 11:56 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Am I a homo
If I am attracted to
Chicks with great big dicks
Haiku # 26808 March 10, 2003 11:54 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
Haiku # 26806 March 10, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
Haiku # 26805 March 10, 2003 11:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am your heaven
i'll hold you till it's over
i hope love is strong
Haiku # 26804 March 10, 2003 11:18 am ET
by tiger of vegas
My kidney hurts daily
My left one of course
Pain without relent
Haiku # 26803 March 10, 2003 11:18 am ET
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
Frogs scare me badly
Bulging eyes and croaking sounds
Don't forget the warts
Haiku # 26802 March 10, 2003 10:52 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Health of my anus
Is a priority, Yes
Exit only please
Haiku # 26801 March 10, 2003 10:48 am ET
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I get bored easy
Two years is my maximum
Then have to move on
Haiku # 26800 March 10, 2003 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
How did you stand it
Seven years such a long time
I
Haiku # 26799 March 10, 2003 8:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Seven-year project -
Tonight a major footstep,
Then only one more
Haiku # 26798 March 10, 2003 4:28 am ET
by R. of PT
It used to be fun,
Now I write much less haiku -
Good for human kind...
Haiku # 26797 March 10, 2003 4:20 am ET
by R. of PT
Inseminator
Sorry I
Haiku # 26796 March 10, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Cheeps is for chickens
A common mistake I fear
But not for the fruit
Haiku # 26795 March 10, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Had fruit for breakfast
It has to be good for you
Quite tasty and cheep
Haiku # 26794 March 10, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
looking for my home,
changes scare the most loving,
and wear down the loved.
Haiku # 26791 March 10, 2003 12:34 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
monotony breaks,
you take what belongs to you,
then give all you have.
Haiku # 26790 March 10, 2003 12:15 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
chains of love that bind,
are the same chains that pull you,
one to the other.
Haiku # 26789 March 10, 2003 12:11 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
life: quite frustrating
would like to wake in heaven
for i am in hell
Haiku # 26788 March 10, 2003 12:06 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx