more and more haiku
less and less memorable
grandma has a cock
by ash
The monkey has legs
But it does not always run
Sometimes it sits down
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Hey frank liked that one
Ode to alcohol reads well
Wish I
by William Nippress
The Immortal lines
Welcome darkness my old friend
Simon Garfuncle
by William Nippress
"Here's to alcohol,
The cause of and solution
to, all life's problems."
by Frank Grimes
Bobby J, I feel
For you and her. The girl from
The desert is cool.
by Frank Grimes
Worrysome events
What will come next, we don't know
Maybe tomorrow
by Frank Grimes
So just what is it
The time line Chronology
Us getting older
by William Nippress
Red Kite gliding by
Exquisite bird on still wings
I long to join you
by William Nippress it is mine, forgot to put name on
Any one had piles
I sure don
by William Nippress
A drophammer is
Gravity forging hammer
Or a Pile driver
by William Nippress
Two cultural groups Lived
By Rivers in Babylon
Sumerians Akkadians
by William Nippress
MESOPOTAMIA
City of Akkad between
Tigris Euphrates
by William Nippress
At Akkadia
Carborundum erasure
By David Dodsworth
by William Nippress
stinky man slinks by
haunting hallways and the cubes
with his rotten stench
by Drophammer of Akkadia
We need a leader
Who will overturn bad laws
Enacted by Bush
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Throw Bush in the sea?
Nay! Hold him without counsel
Let him rot in jail.
by Drophammer of Akkadia
why can't she be kind?
forked tounge and rolling eyes
turning other's thoughts...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Give him to the sea
Or maybe that should be this:
Throw him in the sea
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
We're not having bush
In theory we're liberal
And educated
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
You can have the blair
Although it will confuse him
No bush to suck on
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
pet badger loves me
more than you should know
ball peen hammer
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
poop in my poop
poop and more poop, sir
poopy pooper poop
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
people in my poop
waiting for you to get
cant feed the birds
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
worms in my poop
sifting through my life
feeding the birds
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
damn my allergies
head hurts, can't breath, have no voice
i have to move soon!
by tiger of vegas
Saw Tony Blair on
MTV...can we switch and
send Dub England bound?
by onjaysun (UK might hate him, but he speaks more better than ours)
peanuts in my poop
sometimes there is wandering corn
feed the wild birds
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
can take care of it,
all you have to do is play
the assassin song
by tiger of vegas
The trains! Unarranged!
The El Armpito Express
Now boarding. Move on.
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Who's driving this car?
Backseat screaming as grandpa
Nods off at the wheel.
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come home 'high' on love
open door...hit by a train
coming down hurts so...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
O, El Armpito!
I have been in your funk waft.
Downwind, not again!
by Drophammer of Akkadia
when the present hurts,
hard to dream of the future
love aids survival
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
your love makes me strong
i long to be with you, Love
you are all i need
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Ricky and Stevie
Wondertwins of nasty love
Such a cute couple.
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I want to flame Saint
But Haiku gods crash the page
404 - Not Found
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I am Rick
Super gayness all around
Used condoms
by Rick Larson of Springfield, Illinois
March, anal health month
Come Probe my anus will you
Only if you are male
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Am I a homo
If I am attracted to
Chicks with great big dicks
by Steven Reents of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
by Anonymous Poet
i am your heaven
i'll hold you till it's over
i hope love is strong
by tiger of vegas
My kidney hurts daily
My left one of course
Pain without relent
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
Frogs scare me badly
Bulging eyes and croaking sounds
Don't forget the warts
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Health of my anus
Is a priority, Yes
Exit only please
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I get bored easy
Two years is my maximum
Then have to move on
by William Nippress
How did you stand it
Seven years such a long time
I
by William Nippress
Seven-year project -
Tonight a major footstep,
Then only one more
by R. of PT
It used to be fun,
Now I write much less haiku -
Good for human kind...
by R. of PT
