Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

summer days drag on
in belize we will Go Slow
time will not matter
Haiku # 26879, March 11, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
damn my nose to hell
thought i was going to die
coughed up both my lungs
Haiku # 26878, March 11, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Ode to the Dude

The Chinaman pees
Im here to fix dein cable
I am the Walrus...
Haiku # 26877, March 11, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
time: not on my side
need more hours in the day...
prefer less to do
Haiku # 26876, March 11, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Confession day looms
Dark box, hard seat, spill your soul
Don't forget condom
Haiku # 26875, March 11, 2003 11:30 am ET
by yammahoper
The priest cuddle toy
Has a penis, pull it hard
Alter Boy play toy
Haiku # 26874, March 11, 2003 11:17 am ET
by yammahoper
I have to go now
Diabetic, so must eat
Check you out latter
Haiku # 26873, March 11, 2003 7:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Thanks Ash made me laugh
I admire how your mind works
How do you do it
Haiku # 26872, March 11, 2003 6:57 am ET
by William Nippress
haiku are like farts
if you try and force yourself
you end up with shit
Haiku # 26871, March 11, 2003 6:53 am ET
by ash
Suppose its fair
The dog eats all the bird food
A strange little chap
Haiku # 26870, March 11, 2003 6:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Wood pigeon on fence
Squirrel runs across the grass
Race for the dog food
Haiku # 26869, March 11, 2003 6:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Smudged and hazy view
Blue sky through dirty windows
Must clean them some day
Haiku # 26868, March 11, 2003 6:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Come Ash inspire us
Please put on your thinking cap
Give us that insight
Haiku # 26867, March 11, 2003 6:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Of you past archives
You have written such a lot
I have read many
Haiku # 26866, March 11, 2003 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Ash nice to read you
We really need your approach
So glad you came back
Haiku # 26865, March 11, 2003 6:01 am ET
by William Nippress
explore the archives
eighteen hundred and nine hits
though not all are mine
Haiku # 26864, March 11, 2003 5:53 am ET
by ash
On television
Man
Haiku # 26863, March 11, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Hey where are you ash
You
Haiku # 26862, March 11, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Hey where are you ash
You
Haiku # 26861, March 11, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
I should be asleep;
I sit here instead, slouching
Hey, there's my pillow.
Haiku # 26860, March 11, 2003 4:29 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Oh, my Grow-A-Date!
My aunt thinks she's humorous.
Tupperware girlfriend.
Haiku # 26859, March 11, 2003 4:24 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Maybe they should start
With the U.S. and Britain
Because there's none there
Haiku # 26858, March 11, 2003 4:13 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
U.S. and Britain
To bring democracy to
Places that have none
Haiku # 26857, March 11, 2003 4:13 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Not so clever, ash?
You can't win wars fighting evil
If your are evil
Haiku # 26856, March 11, 2003 4:12 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
More immortal lines
It
Haiku # 26855, March 11, 2003 3:51 am ET
by William Nippress
A child of a child
Only just thirteen it said
And looking so proud
.
Newspapers tell us
This baby has herself a child
Heart go
Haiku # 26854, March 11, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
oops..
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some GOOD friends
Haiku # 26853, March 10, 2003 7:56 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some god friends
Haiku # 26852, March 10, 2003 7:54 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
My guys are the best
Cornea and Frank rock on
can't wait to slam dunk!
Haiku # 26851, March 10, 2003 7:49 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
reach attainable
summit of glorious words
piled amidst horror
Haiku # 26850, March 10, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
granny slips me one
a gloomy cock, roomy cock
slipping into soul
Haiku # 26849, March 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
granny lurks in gloom
waiting to slip into thought
granny has a cock
Haiku # 26848, March 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
more and more haiku
less and less memorable
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 26847, March 10, 2003 7:13 pm ET
by ash
The monkey has legs
But it does not always run
Sometimes it sits down
Haiku # 26846, March 10, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Hey frank liked that one
Ode to alcohol reads well
Wish I
Haiku # 26845, March 10, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
The Immortal lines
Welcome darkness my old friend
Simon Garfuncle
Haiku # 26844, March 10, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Here's to alcohol,
The cause of and solution
to, all life's problems."
Haiku # 26843, March 10, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Bobby J, I feel
For you and her. The girl from
The desert is cool.
Haiku # 26842, March 10, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Worrysome events
What will come next, we don't know
Maybe tomorrow
Haiku # 26841, March 10, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
So just what is it
The time line Chronology
Us getting older
Haiku # 26840, March 10, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Red Kite gliding by
Exquisite bird on still wings
I long to join you
Haiku # 26839, March 10, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress it is mine, forgot to put name on
Any one had piles
I sure don
Haiku # 26838, March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
A drophammer is
Gravity forging hammer
Or a Pile driver
Haiku # 26837, March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Two cultural groups Lived
By Rivers in Babylon
Sumerians Akkadians
Haiku # 26836, March 10, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
MESOPOTAMIA
City of Akkad between
Tigris Euphrates
Haiku # 26835, March 10, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
At Akkadia
Carborundum erasure
By David Dodsworth
Haiku # 26834, March 10, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
stinky man slinks by
haunting hallways and the cubes
with his rotten stench
Haiku # 26833, March 10, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
We need a leader
Who will overturn bad laws
Enacted by Bush
Haiku # 26832, March 10, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Throw Bush in the sea?
Nay! Hold him without counsel
Let him rot in jail.
Haiku # 26831, March 10, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
why can't she be kind?
forked tounge and rolling eyes
turning other's thoughts...
Haiku # 26830, March 10, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
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