Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
chill, internet chick
don't go and turn all moxie
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23061 October 29, 2002 1:42 am ET
by ash
ive been ignored? This
is a good one! From one who
wrote a paragraph
Haiku # 23060 October 29, 2002 1:01 am ET
by k of Ks Bait Shop...Just Troll Right In!
some write empty words
some make bad haiku look good
some exceptional
Haiku # 23059 October 28, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you should read what it
says, under "ABOUT HAIKU"
right up above here
it goes just like this
please don't be mean to others
we're all just trying

to have a little
fun. Trolls frequent this site too..
ignoring these peo-
ple is the best way
to make them disap-
pear. Well my dear K
You may consider this
as my way of telling you
you have been ignored!!!!
Haiku # 23058 October 28, 2002 7:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
far from insulted
by your immature wise cracks
So say what you want
Haiku # 23057 October 28, 2002 7:06 pm ET
by Some internet chick
Hey! internet chick
got an article written
about her online
Haiku # 23056 October 28, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by k
gosh! internet chick,
I am constantly wowed by
your intelligence
Haiku # 23055 October 28, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by k of not!
internet chick lives
in a little world filled with
disney and stuffed toys
Haiku # 23054 October 28, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by k_against_moronic_suburbanites
Sixty Minutes more:
Make sweet, sweet love and fifty-
nine to watch TV.
Haiku # 23053 October 28, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by onjaysun
sourcesafe - what a laugh
my source code would be safer
in sadam's pocket
Haiku # 23052 October 28, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by scotch
write what you will, for
you are not upsetting me
I really dont care
Haiku # 23051 October 28, 2002 2:48 pm ET
by some internet chick
can someone tell me
what it is that I did to
get "grief" from you all???
Haiku # 23050 October 28, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
you lead with your chin
and sting like a butterfly
idiot bigot.............
Haiku # 23049 October 28, 2002 2:43 pm ET
by scotch to ronin
three fingers of rye--
the bartender charges me
an arm and a leg
Haiku # 23048 October 28, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by A. Musing
just remember this
with your head stuck up your ass
all you see is shit
Haiku # 23047 October 28, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by Anonymous oet to internet no talent
and besides that, why
is it you have picked me to
nag and give shit to?
Haiku # 23046 October 28, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
well for your info
I do have a full time job
mind your own business
Haiku # 23045 October 28, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by some internet chick
I love bad Haiku
though one hundred and twenty
is all I have wrote

Under this name that
is what i mean, but under
a different theres more
Haiku # 23044 October 28, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
poetess bearing
many names, nebulous yet
omnipresent
Haiku # 23043 October 28, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet sez thanx
such natural grace
art can only imitate
her tranquility
Haiku # 23042 October 28, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
floating swirling down
gentle death in autumn chill
colors bleed and fade
Haiku # 23041 October 28, 2002 12:50 pm ET
by max
roses left behind
deepest velvet petals crushed
against cold granite
Haiku # 23040 October 28, 2002 12:44 pm ET
by poetess maximus
hearty sarcasm
rustic and original
need some talent here
Haiku # 23039 October 28, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by and give us a break as well
to internet "mom"
sounds like you could use a job
kick your brain in gear
Haiku # 23038 October 28, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by and give your kid a break
Ok I do know
by writing that I will get
some serious shit

Though i like the Pack,
I know you like an other
Who do you Root for????
Haiku # 23037 October 28, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by some internet chick
of course just one
team, that I care if they win
GOOO GREEN BAY PACKERS
Haiku # 23036 October 28, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by some internet chick
hhhmmmmmm guys in tight pants
now thats what I call a sport
yumm! football players ;)
Haiku # 23035 October 28, 2002 12:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
Though Baseball sure sucks
over paid guys in tight pants
oh wait thats football
Haiku # 23034 October 28, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
YES!!!!!!!! the Angels win
its about time that they do
at least its not Bonds!!!!
Haiku # 23033 October 28, 2002 12:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
UMMM EXCUSE ME K
just cuz I like to have fun
doesnt mean mental!!

I am a mother
of a great twelve year old boy
who likes to have fun

just cuz I'm goofy
doenst mean I am mental
its just all in fun
Haiku # 23032 October 28, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by some internet chick
Thunder sticks, Rally
monkeys...it's like some bad dream
Wake me up, Dusty
Haiku # 23031 October 28, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun
internet cafes
just dont have chairs like this one
nor do aeroplanes
Haiku # 23030 October 28, 2002 8:49 am ET
by mellie
some internet chick
does seem like a mental age
of 12 not 3 1
Haiku # 23029 October 28, 2002 1:44 am ET
by k
fuck the angels fuck
the angels fuck the angels
fuck the angels fuck...
Haiku # 23028 October 28, 2002 1:43 am ET
by k
the only good thing
when daylight savings time ends
extra hour with you
Haiku # 23027 October 27, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by serendipity
thirty-one candles
is what was on my last cake
but like to have fun
Haiku # 23026 October 27, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
My age you have asked
I'm much older than you think
but act like a kid
Haiku # 23025 October 27, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by some internet chick
talking to strangers
no big deal - can't get stranger
than this haiku crowd
Haiku # 23024 October 27, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just for a moment
her soul is revealed then she
quickly shuts her eyes
Haiku # 23023 October 27, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
love arrives and dies
in all disguises we wait
shadows unmasking
Haiku # 23022 October 27, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by trick or treat r us
men just simply stared
football Sunday on t.v.
belching beery shouts
Haiku # 23021 October 27, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
as the women talked
breathing out the taste of wine
nervously touching
Haiku # 23020 October 27, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
many names best catch
has a rhythm can't be beat
haiku acrobat
Haiku # 23019 October 27, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
magna cum laude
e poetess maximus
a literati
Haiku # 23018 October 27, 2002 2:23 pm ET
by guess who
internet chick's age?
my guess is that she's about
ten or twelve years old
Haiku # 23017 October 27, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by I. Q. 80...possibly
OPPSSS.....

time for me to go
OFF togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23016 October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for me to go
of togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23015 October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
brief spell of fair wind
nature's final epilogue
masquerades as spring
Haiku # 23014 October 27, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Boston gal
popular vices
haiku writings on the net
graffiti wisdoms
Haiku # 23013 October 27, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
keen eye and bold heart
vantage high and clear reveals
what up close is hid
Haiku # 23012 October 27, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by Jack O. Lantern