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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
floating swirling down
gentle death in autumn chill
colors bleed and fade
Haiku # 23041 October 28, 2002 12:50 pm ET
by max
roses left behind
deepest velvet petals crushed
against cold granite
Haiku # 23040 October 28, 2002 12:44 pm ET
by poetess maximus
hearty sarcasm
rustic and original
need some talent here
Haiku # 23039 October 28, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by and give us a break as well
to internet "mom"
sounds like you could use a job
kick your brain in gear
Haiku # 23038 October 28, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by and give your kid a break
Ok I do know
by writing that I will get
some serious shit

Though i like the Pack,
I know you like an other
Who do you Root for????
Haiku # 23037 October 28, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by some internet chick
of course just one
team, that I care if they win
GOOO GREEN BAY PACKERS
Haiku # 23036 October 28, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by some internet chick
hhhmmmmmm guys in tight pants
now thats what I call a sport
yumm! football players ;)
Haiku # 23035 October 28, 2002 12:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
Though Baseball sure sucks
over paid guys in tight pants
oh wait thats football
Haiku # 23034 October 28, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
YES!!!!!!!! the Angels win
its about time that they do
at least its not Bonds!!!!
Haiku # 23033 October 28, 2002 12:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
UMMM EXCUSE ME K
just cuz I like to have fun
doesnt mean mental!!

I am a mother
of a great twelve year old boy
who likes to have fun

just cuz I'm goofy
doenst mean I am mental
its just all in fun
Haiku # 23032 October 28, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by some internet chick
Thunder sticks, Rally
monkeys...it's like some bad dream
Wake me up, Dusty
Haiku # 23031 October 28, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun
internet cafes
just dont have chairs like this one
nor do aeroplanes
Haiku # 23030 October 28, 2002 8:49 am ET
by mellie
some internet chick
does seem like a mental age
of 12 not 3 1
Haiku # 23029 October 28, 2002 1:44 am ET
by k
fuck the angels fuck
the angels fuck the angels
fuck the angels fuck...
Haiku # 23028 October 28, 2002 1:43 am ET
by k
the only good thing
when daylight savings time ends
extra hour with you
Haiku # 23027 October 27, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by serendipity
thirty-one candles
is what was on my last cake
but like to have fun
Haiku # 23026 October 27, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
My age you have asked
I'm much older than you think
but act like a kid
Haiku # 23025 October 27, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by some internet chick
talking to strangers
no big deal - can't get stranger
than this haiku crowd
Haiku # 23024 October 27, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just for a moment
her soul is revealed then she
quickly shuts her eyes
Haiku # 23023 October 27, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
love arrives and dies
in all disguises we wait
shadows unmasking
Haiku # 23022 October 27, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by trick or treat r us
men just simply stared
football Sunday on t.v.
belching beery shouts
Haiku # 23021 October 27, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
as the women talked
breathing out the taste of wine
nervously touching
Haiku # 23020 October 27, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
many names best catch
has a rhythm can't be beat
haiku acrobat
Haiku # 23019 October 27, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
magna cum laude
e poetess maximus
a literati
Haiku # 23018 October 27, 2002 2:23 pm ET
by guess who
internet chick's age?
my guess is that she's about
ten or twelve years old
Haiku # 23017 October 27, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by I. Q. 80...possibly
OPPSSS.....

time for me to go
OFF togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23016 October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for me to go
of togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23015 October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
brief spell of fair wind
nature's final epilogue
masquerades as spring
Haiku # 23014 October 27, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Boston gal
popular vices
haiku writings on the net
graffiti wisdoms
Haiku # 23013 October 27, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
keen eye and bold heart
vantage high and clear reveals
what up close is hid
Haiku # 23012 October 27, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by Jack O. Lantern
jack-o-lantern grins
menacingly stares and waits
has a special treat

Haiku # 23011 October 27, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by guess who
simply counting beats
and having nothing to say
internet chick's way
Haiku # 23010 October 27, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by YAWN
dear internet chick
some things just need to be shared
what's interesting
Haiku # 23009 October 27, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by is sometimes better than what is stifling correct
Its trick or treat time
small kids begging for candy
Happy Halloween
Haiku # 23008 October 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
Submit your haikus
you must always remember
there FIVE SEVEN FIVE
Haiku # 23007 October 27, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
when you want to shit in ease
place your elbows on your knees
put your hands against your chin
let a fart and then begin
Haiku # 23006 October 27, 2002 10:34 am ET
by no one does graffiti better than an American
brushed teeth with Ben Gay
showered with Pam cooking spray
yes, I'm truly bi
Haiku # 23005 October 26, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by guess who
Hungover so bad
Poured coffee in sugar bowl
Brushed teeth with Ben Gay
Haiku # 23004 October 26, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by titus wong
fall in New England
feels alot like spring today
rainy. wet and mild
Haiku # 23003 October 26, 2002 11:25 am ET
by weather forecasters r us
fresh banana cake
cold winds after bushfire smoke
summer on the way
Haiku # 23002 October 26, 2002 12:47 am ET
by ash
The leaves start to change
As fall sets in Wisconsin
colors so pretty
Haiku # 23001 October 25, 2002 8:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
.strained quotation of
a queer poet or writer
...hardly impresses
Haiku # 23000 October 25, 2002 7:24 pm ET
by ronin of harumph
Zip up my knapsack
Switch the phone to voice mail
I'm off to the bars!
Haiku # 22999 October 25, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by titus wong
Gaiety sparks anew
Work week's end brings fresh reprieve
Time to get wasted
Haiku # 22998 October 25, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by titus wong
Tonight, a special
Survivor...feed your tribe, get
all Alda.....See ya!
Haiku # 22997 October 25, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun
finally Robb OFF
good proverb: "empty barrels
make the most noise"
Haiku # 22996 October 24, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by not a survivor is he
yeah, amazing race
doesn't say much for Harvard
useless law degree
Haiku # 22995 October 24, 2002 7:36 pm ET
by common sense... NOT
oh my! socking fuck
I sees the look has changes!
great job haiku man!
Haiku # 22994 October 24, 2002 7:09 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
swinging a dull blade
stumbling into town, crazed
and dribbling dots....
Haiku # 22993 October 24, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by scotch (they have shots for that)
amazing race 3
news break-in, saw law chicks lose
but didn't know how

"Go to the WEB, son"
Oh, they took a taxi, now
they are in contempt!
Haiku # 22992 October 24, 2002 5:13 pm ET
by onjaysun