brushed teeth with Ben Gay
showered with Pam cooking spray
yes, I'm truly bi
by guess who
Hungover so bad
Poured coffee in sugar bowl
Brushed teeth with Ben Gay
by titus wong
fall in New England
feels alot like spring today
rainy. wet and mild
by weather forecasters r us
fresh banana cake
cold winds after bushfire smoke
summer on the way
by ash
The leaves start to change
As fall sets in Wisconsin
colors so pretty
by some internet chick
.strained quotation of
a queer poet or writer
...hardly impresses
by ronin of harumph
Zip up my knapsack
Switch the phone to voice mail
I'm off to the bars!
by titus wong
Gaiety sparks anew
Work week's end brings fresh reprieve
Time to get wasted
by titus wong
Tonight, a special
Survivor...feed your tribe, get
all Alda.....See ya!
by onjaysun
finally Robb OFF
good proverb: "empty barrels
make the most noise"
by not a survivor is he
yeah, amazing race
doesn't say much for Harvard
useless law degree
by common sense... NOT
oh my! socking fuck
I sees the look has changes!
great job haiku man!
by Lips McCoy
swinging a dull blade
stumbling into town, crazed
and dribbling dots....
by scotch (they have shots for that)
amazing race 3
news break-in, saw law chicks lose
but didn't know how
"Go to the WEB, son"
Oh, they took a taxi, now
they are in contempt!
by onjaysun
happy birthday you
bob jones get your party on
wear your birthday suit.
by tiger of vegas
don't you all know that
poo can easily be found
hundred acre woods
by Christopher Robin
It might be the poo
Since poo is the center of all
god sent amusement
by Solace of MI
Oh how I love them
Messy drippings on my face
I think it's the sauce
by Solace of MI
.........distribution lines
hanging beyond the palm trees
......bright full moon ahead
by Anonymous Poet of fuckyouashfuckoffkfuckingscottfuckyourselfAP
that's quite a nice site
although it doesn't compare
to
this one, mistress
by scotch
I went to a site
And became a vampire
Oh to have this blood!
by WK
i prefer pink parts
they are ever so tender
scented with hormones
by ap
Fat little piggies,
Squished into sensible shoes,
To sniff them, divine.
by titus wong
Dishwater blonde hair
Pink lipstick, fingernails
Are her toes pink too?
by titus wong
Titty waitress grins,
"So you'll be having the same?"
She's a cutie gal!
by titus wong
darcy or edward
fitzwilliam or rochester
hard to chose between
by hefferovic
Yahoo! oh Yahoo!
what would I do without you
maybe read a book
by fancysamlong of Chicago
Sometimes my eyes close
Hear the machine sounds collide
Why do I work here?
by fancysamlong of chicago
Oh captain pooper
How your litter box a mess
All abandon ship!!
by fancysamlong of Chicago
taming the tiger?
"Life of Pi", by Yann Martel
Booker Prize winner
by anyone read this r us
old magnolia weeps
standing alone in the wind
October's leaving
by Boston gal
Haiku oh haiku
I wish I could write you good
mine all seem to suck!
by some internet chick
for almost six years
and some twenty-three thousand
shitloads of haiku
by ash
bibble bibble bibble
booby bing bong
a cup of coffee
by peter searle the younger of Australia
The Neon Bible sparks
Renaissance in John K. Toole
Alas, a burned-out bulb
by Kurvanas
Cheaply drawn and scribed
But what genius it was to
Name a bear, Boo-boo
by titus wong
More a disciple
Of Hanna Barbera's school
Sheriff Bing-bing-bing!
by titus wong
What to do with Taz?
Is it A.D.D. or Do
we need a time-out?
by onjaysun (guess who just got the Cartoon Network)
Speedy's Gardening
Can mow your lawn twice as fast
as competitors.
by onjaysun
Mr. LePew, "No"
does mean "No"! Doesn't matter
how white her stripe is.
by Anonymous Poet
I know this is hard
Tweety, but did Sylvester
ever touch your puddy?
by onjaysun
Mr. Runner and
Coyote, Please welcome to
Couples Counseling.
by onjaysun
D.Duck: Please take (two)
every (8) hours until
daffiness subsides.
by onjaysun
Next on Springer show
cross-dressing rabbits and the
Elmers who love them
by onjaysun
Looney Tunes '02
I'm Porky and I stutter
Hi Hi Hi Porky!
by onjaysun
Good thesis topic
The therapeutic effect
Of a wet dog nose
by titus wong
Dog nudges my leg
Tickles my toes with his tongue
Someone wants a walk
by titus wong
Dog nudges my leg
Tickles my toes his tongue
Someone wants a walk
by titus wong
Man am I pissy
Network crashed on me again
Sure could use a jay
by titus wong
