Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

amazing race 3
news break-in, saw law chicks lose
but didn't know how

"Go to the WEB, son"
Oh, they took a taxi, now
they are in contempt!
Haiku # 22992, October 24, 2002 5:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
happy birthday you
bob jones get your party on
wear your birthday suit.
Haiku # 22991, October 24, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
don't you all know that
poo can easily be found
hundred acre woods
Haiku # 22990, October 24, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Christopher Robin
It might be the poo
Since poo is the center of all
god sent amusement
Haiku # 22989, October 24, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by Solace of MI
Oh how I love them
Messy drippings on my face
I think it's the sauce
Haiku # 22988, October 24, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by Solace of MI
and you too mox
Haiku # 22987, October 24, 2002 11:39 am ET
by ronin
.........distribution lines
hanging beyond the palm trees
......bright full moon ahead
Haiku # 22986, October 24, 2002 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of fuckyouashfuckoffkfuckingscottfuckyourselfAP
that's quite a nice site
although it doesn't compare
to this one, mistress
Haiku # 22985, October 24, 2002 4:33 am ET
by scotch
I went to a site
And became a vampire
Oh to have this blood!
Haiku # 22984, October 23, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by WK
i prefer pink parts
they are ever so tender
scented with hormones
Haiku # 22983, October 23, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by ap
Fat little piggies,
Squished into sensible shoes,
To sniff them, divine.
Haiku # 22982, October 23, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by titus wong
Dishwater blonde hair
Pink lipstick, fingernails
Are her toes pink too?
Haiku # 22981, October 23, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by titus wong
Titty waitress grins,
"So you'll be having the same?"
She's a cutie gal!
Haiku # 22980, October 23, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by titus wong
darcy or edward
fitzwilliam or rochester
hard to chose between
Haiku # 22979, October 23, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by hefferovic
Yahoo! oh Yahoo!
what would I do without you
maybe read a book
Haiku # 22978, October 23, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by fancysamlong of Chicago
Sometimes my eyes close
Hear the machine sounds collide
Why do I work here?
Haiku # 22977, October 23, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by fancysamlong of chicago
Oh captain pooper
How your litter box a mess
All abandon ship!!
Haiku # 22976, October 23, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by fancysamlong of Chicago
taming the tiger?
"Life of Pi", by Yann Martel
Booker Prize winner
Haiku # 22975, October 23, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by anyone read this r us
old magnolia weeps
standing alone in the wind
October's leaving
Haiku # 22974, October 23, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by Boston gal
Haiku oh haiku
I wish I could write you good
mine all seem to suck!
Haiku # 22973, October 23, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
for almost six years
and some twenty-three thousand
shitloads of haiku
Haiku # 22972, October 23, 2002 8:09 am ET
by ash
bibble bibble bibble
booby bing bong
a cup of coffee
Haiku # 22971, October 23, 2002 3:11 am ET
by peter searle the younger of Australia
The Neon Bible sparks
Renaissance in John K. Toole
Alas, a burned-out bulb
Haiku # 22970, October 23, 2002 2:40 am ET
by Kurvanas
Cheaply drawn and scribed
But what genius it was to
Name a bear, Boo-boo
Haiku # 22969, October 22, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by titus wong
More a disciple
Of Hanna Barbera's school
Sheriff Bing-bing-bing!
Haiku # 22968, October 22, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by titus wong
What to do with Taz?
Is it A.D.D. or Do
we need a time-out?
Haiku # 22967, October 22, 2002 5:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (guess who just got the Cartoon Network)
Speedy's Gardening
Can mow your lawn twice as fast
as competitors.
Haiku # 22966, October 22, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by onjaysun
Mr. LePew, "No"
does mean "No"! Doesn't matter
how white her stripe is.
Haiku # 22965, October 22, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I know this is hard
Tweety, but did Sylvester
ever touch your puddy?
Haiku # 22964, October 22, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by onjaysun
Mr. Runner and
Coyote, Please welcome to
Couples Counseling.
Haiku # 22963, October 22, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by onjaysun
D.Duck: Please take (two)
every (8) hours until
daffiness subsides.
Haiku # 22962, October 22, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by onjaysun
Next on Springer show
cross-dressing rabbits and the
Elmers who love them
Haiku # 22961, October 22, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by onjaysun
Looney Tunes '02
I'm Porky and I stutter
Hi Hi Hi Porky!
Haiku # 22960, October 22, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by onjaysun
Good thesis topic
The therapeutic effect
Of a wet dog nose
Haiku # 22959, October 22, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by titus wong
Dog nudges my leg
Tickles my toes with his tongue
Someone wants a walk
Haiku # 22958, October 22, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by titus wong
Dog nudges my leg
Tickles my toes his tongue
Someone wants a walk
Haiku # 22957, October 22, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by titus wong
Man am I pissy
Network crashed on me again
Sure could use a jay
Haiku # 22956, October 22, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by titus wong
"You have got mail"
Prolly more spam to irk me
Fuck a duck, X-12
Haiku # 22955, October 22, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by titus wong
Modems screaming to
Negotiate a handshake
Login, already!
Haiku # 22954, October 22, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by titus wong
chicken lo mein, no
fried kitty over easy
yes, it is all true
Haiku # 22953, October 22, 2002 3:18 pm ET
by smallchange81
angry parakeet
screams in my ear, in my back
big blue-white foghorn
Haiku # 22952, October 22, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by smallchange81
oh what great big pile
oh what great brown stinking pile
flush brings big stink end
Haiku # 22951, October 22, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by smallchange81 of withthebatsinmybelfry
poopy poopy poo
pee doo so much poopy don't
know what I can do
Haiku # 22950, October 22, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by smallchange81 of nowheresville
I am gone for now
but have no fear, cuz I know
I will be back soon
Haiku # 22949, October 22, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by some internet chick
Of course we all know
what I just wrote is way wrong
cuz I NEVER think!!
Haiku # 22948, October 22, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by some internet chick
Alone here I sit
no one to write haikus with
I think I will leave
Haiku # 22947, October 22, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by some internet chick
He is gone for now
writing bad haikus no more
about nasty poo
Haiku # 22946, October 22, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
Have you ran away
Did you go to Taco Bell
What about Bloating?
Haiku # 22945, October 22, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by some internet chick
I just dont get it
OH, what is it with all mens
obsession with POO
Haiku # 22944, October 22, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by some internet chick
Ah how I've missed you
as you write all your haikus
about your poopy
Haiku # 22943, October 22, 2002 12:50 pm ET
by some internet chick
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