Speedy's Gardening
Can mow your lawn twice as fast
as competitors.

Mr. LePew, "No"
does mean "No"! Doesn't matter
how white her stripe is.

I know this is hard
Tweety, but did Sylvester
ever touch your puddy?

Mr. Runner and
Coyote, Please welcome to
Couples Counseling.

D.Duck: Please take (two)
every (8) hours until
daffiness subsides.

Next on Springer show
cross-dressing rabbits and the
Elmers who love them

Looney Tunes '02
I'm Porky and I stutter
Hi Hi Hi Porky!

Good thesis topic
The therapeutic effect
Of a wet dog nose

Dog nudges my leg
Tickles my toes with his tongue
Someone wants a walk

Dog nudges my leg
Tickles my toes his tongue
Someone wants a walk

Man am I pissy
Network crashed on me again
Sure could use a jay

"You have got mail"
Prolly more spam to irk me
Fuck a duck, X-12

Modems screaming to
Negotiate a handshake
Login, already!

chicken lo mein, no
fried kitty over easy
yes, it is all true

angry parakeet
screams in my ear, in my back
big blue-white foghorn

oh what great big pile
oh what great brown stinking pile
flush brings big stink end

poopy poopy poo
pee doo so much poopy don't
know what I can do

I am gone for now
but have no fear, cuz I know
I will be back soon

Of course we all know
what I just wrote is way wrong
cuz I NEVER think!!

Alone here I sit
no one to write haikus with
I think I will leave

He is gone for now
writing bad haikus no more
about nasty poo

Have you ran away
Did you go to Taco Bell
What about Bloating?

I just dont get it
OH, what is it with all mens
obsession with POO

Ah how I've missed you
as you write all your haikus
about your poopy

number of posts fade
It's how many times you say
shit shit shit shit shit

This you must accept
men are men, women are too
and poo is still poo

dead men can't buy things
consume excessive warm beer
or pee standing up

POOPY TIME HAS COME
under a new name, but yet
you are still the same

The waves of cold sweat
Too Long have we been away
Poopy time has come

they are Annoying
Not all men are annoying.
Some of them are dead

Radio is on
Beatles pour out the speakers
Why do we love them

well look whos come back
A guy call Saint, who likes to
write about his POO!

bow down to you -Ash
sixteen hundred fifty four
haikus you have wrote
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I bow at your feet
You are the Haiku God, that
I will try to beat
~~~~~~~~~~~~
I know that I can't
write more Haikus than you have
its fun to try though

Very much bloated
Asked to go to Taco Bell
But I must decline.

sniffle and sneezes
is what I have got today
welcome to winter

life's a game really
suddenly the music stops
and we all fall down

my foot groans softly
as i place my weight on it
creaking like the stairs

within poetry
there can be rhyme and reason
but mostly it's crap

Inside the kitchen
Resting on red-tarnished wood
My bloody blender
---------------------
Plastic worn yellow
Blades kept knife-slash sharp
Honored death relic
---------------------
Now it roars to life
Grinding chewing flesh and bone
To smooth chunky pulp

I wish you all a
good nite, farwell and sleep tight
dont let bed bugs bite ;)

eleven pm
is almost the time right now
time for beddy bye

its five seven five
not six seven five, like the
one I just finished

So to get on this list
I must really start to write
babble on and on

Just read haiku stats
I have a long ways to go
till I make that list

butterflies flapping
their wings are so beautiful
I wish I was too

ninety isnt much
but I've had fun writing them
lets wright ninety more

seven- oh seven- oh one
the date of my first haiku
heres number ninety

have you ever thought
about what a dust mite does
while you are sleeping
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
where is he crawling
Does he crawl into your brain
what does he find there
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
if it was my head
he wouldnt find anything
my head is hallow

ANGELS float softly
around the world watching us
keeping us all safe

Angles float softly
around the world watching us,
keeping us all safe