lips and skin so dry
from cold wind blowing outside
and winters not here
by some internet chick
If you stick it in,
I'll wiggle around. And then,
I'll squeal with delight.
by Anonymous Poet
gifts of love and grace
bestowed upon the readers
of horrible prose
by Jane of Io
what kind of a gift,
is still what I cant deciede,
to buy for haiku.
by some internet chick
twenty two more days
till bad haiku turns age 6
did you get a gift
by some internet chick
a poet I'm not
just random acts of babble,
is what mine are called
by some internet chick
I dont think they're bad
unique is a better word
though mine are real bad
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
nine hundred nine horribly
bad written haikus
by some internet chick
its so cold outside
good nite to sit by a fire
with a real hot guy
by some internet chick
Some internet chich?
I cant even spell my name
SOME INTERNET CHICK
by some internet chick
His name is Daniel
he has wonderful brown eyes
they just make me melt
by some internet chich
Monday mice droppings
upon my desk but Stella's
the real messy one!
by onjaysun
bottle-fed baby
a faecal vesuvius
erupts violently
by ash
pas de rime donc
des cours de francais alors
ne servirons pas
by hefferovic
I am pathetic.
For even my bad haiku
is less cute than yours.
by Lara
shouting up high
flying in the air
skinless, boneless
guess what it
whould be
by rholu d. augusto of ormoc leyte philippines
Gina Gina bo-
bina banana fanna...
Ah fuck, it won't fit.
by Liz of BUTTVILLE!
Some of these are not
Even the right syllables.
What the hell, people?
by Gina
eating my sandwich
i realized i had to
write a damn paper.
by tiger of vegas
"Superman, please help.
"Somebody stole that guy's purse!
"...that guy had a purse!?"
by Badlands of Boston, MA
Prom night was way cool,
Until I broke my wooden leg.
Aaaargh! Back to the sea.
by Badlands of Boston, MA
loved that crazy cyber porn
until I noticed my Uncle Sam
looking back, just plain creepy
by Kurvanas of USA
earn thousands per week
free money making secret
who sent these emails?
by fall bride
"simple home business for you"
"loose weight while you sleep"
click delete delete
by fall bride
amazing x-cam
online casino click here
hate those popup ads
by fall bride
"check out my pictures"
"refil your toner cartridge"
spam fills my inbox
by fall bride
close my eyes, dreaming
world's begin, and end
voodoo monkey watches, laughing
by jim of usa
the women in the yellow wallpaper
looking at me
prevents me from eating my cookie
by hefferovic of istanbul
I first read Jane Eyre,
then compared it with Vanity Fair
got zero in the exam
by hefferovic of istanbul
chrysanthemum blooms
flowering upon stone steps
seeking autumn's sun
by trish
dark silence broken
falling on dusty pathways
late October rain
by Sean
another new moon
deepest velvet sky assailed
shot with pristine light
by CA to MA
ethereal lamp
moon is blown across the bay
leaves a silver trail
by Gwenhyfar
scanning bad haiku
looking for the best of bad
ignoring the smut
by Asian Spice
Act as if the whole
world depends on intentions
and know that it does.
by Anonymous Poet
write a bad haiku
then submit a bad haiku
read haiku at last
by Haiku Dude
When night falls again
I shall embark upon you
Oops, that's the wrong hole
by Shakespeare
come she said. who me?
I said. yes, she said.
thanks for the blowjob
by Anonymous Poet
In the glow of screen
Hark, upon the web horizon
Pixels make no sense
by Anonymous Poet
Bend over and take it
Squeal like a baby chipmonk
Now bark horny frog
by Paul Oakenfold
Whispering flowers
soothe mine aching balls
as water, flow smooth again
by Reginald T. Winthrope
Your butt smells like... like...
I'm trying to remember
Oh yeah, your grandma
by Anonymous Poet
Another bad haiku
Where do all of these come from
And where do they go?
by Anonymous Poet
Stop fucking around
This is really serious
Art in sublime rhythm
by Sammy
goats do it better
just ask old bob with the grin
eating my garbage
by Anonymous Poet
let me lick your ass
brown is the color of love
lets get down and eat
by Anonymous Poet
find it in your cock
to fuck me like your gramma
biggest cock i've seen
by simple simon
a haiku a day
to keep crotch boogers away
Nixon sucks good cock
by Barry Goldwater
haiku gross me out
ten ton pussy with no hair
scary to explore...
by Mr. Big Dick
