a haiku a day
to keep crotch boogers away
Nixon sucks good cock

haiku gross me out
ten ton pussy with no hair
scary to explore...

Cock boogers and yeast
flow with the merry prankster
Rub yourself lightly

her cunt was so tight
it could make a dumb man talk
and a blind man see

crotch rot is hot
please dont shower today
mmmm time for dinner

sex with bald eagles
can make a dead man sing
cum join in the fun

bend over spanky
iwant to ram this huge stick
up your tight ass now

lick me jesus
i want to see god hes hot
i think i cum now

i must stop balls blue
but haiku with out you sucks
dream of your digits

Single White Female
seeks a gentle, small-cocked horse
for private fucking

the other guy here
has to go, but in my pants
the Cock rages on...

Why nasty Haiku?
Is this what Jesus would do?
Repent--suck his cock!

And there was silence
For eternity it seemed
Cause I have to go

As if that wasn't
bad enough, you had to pour some
goat cum in my mouth

Hey J, fucking cunt
I won't share granny with you
bed sores are a pain!

This just in...Listen!
if you learn to fuck sometime
I will blow your job

Hey D what is up
Can you find it in your heart
To share your grandma

One two three four five
Six seven eight and nine ten
Eleven twelve done

There's a U F O
It is heading for your crotch
butter lubricates

the wine and the balls
but I still can't seem to cum
No biting, grandma!!

Such beautiful sun
Heralds another evening
Guess it's time to fuck

To the gallows now
Slide it under the muskrat
That sock isn't mine

dream of a grandma
all night long. Likes to ball
me but not for long

To the red rooster
Who did peck upon my balls
You taste good with wine

Oh bad haikus you mock
Me in my time of needing
A good old fashioned...

my mind is going
my penis is engorged fully
I who fucks all things

are you really free
until you see granny bang
the old red rooster?

I love to get rimmed
By large black men in green tights
While my daughters watch

And the pulitzer
For best haiku goes to me
I want to thank you

Words words and more words
And a few more here for fun
And now just one more

submitt you damn goat
i bought this large fist for you
take it and like it

Anal probes are good
For clearing out the system
That's what they told me

These are too silly
More important things to do
Pass the vibrator

Better hide granny
Dylan's on the hunt again
Put her on the roof

sometimes horny but
my cock is so hard it spurts
too much yohimbe!!

sex therapy is
fun can i bring my large
vibrator this time

help me find my balls
maybe in your vagina
exstacy awaits

I'm late for orgy
Can I get a ride there please
I'll bring the bat milk

just in case you knew
justin doesn't have the balls
to haiku with you!!!

Sex sex and more sex
Sounded like a great idea
But now I'm so sore

my yoga master
tells me to lick your yoni
mother still on crack??

justin find my clit
no its not on my stomach
silly boy its here

Put you in a chair
and shave your balls 'till they're smooth
exstacy awaits

We all need so much
To survive these days it seems
Partying will help!

And they came to earth
With such high expectations
But then they met me

spanking my roomates
brings lusty cocks over more soon
dont forget champagne

hot alien love
please bring it on hard and fast
i hope they bring probes

hot girl yoga nite
everyone has a dream to
fullfill bring condoms

help my tits ache hard
brillo pads usually work well
also bring band-aids

bad sex smack and a
good whore is all i need to
have mad fun tonite