the other guy here
has to go, but in my pants
the Cock rages on...
by Anonymous Poet
Why nasty Haiku?
Is this what Jesus would do?
Repent--suck his cock!
by Bill Graham in association with SATAN
And there was silence
For eternity it seemed
Cause I have to go
by the other guy
As if that wasn't
bad enough, you had to pour some
goat cum in my mouth
by Pope John Paul IX
Hey J, fucking cunt
I won't share granny with you
bed sores are a pain!
by Billary Clinton
This just in...Listen!
if you learn to fuck sometime
I will blow your job
by the plumbers
Hey D what is up
Can you find it in your heart
To share your grandma
by Anonymous Poet
One two three four five
Six seven eight and nine ten
Eleven twelve done
by Anonymous Poet
There's a U F O
It is heading for your crotch
butter lubricates
by Anonymous Poet
the wine and the balls
but I still can't seem to cum
No biting, grandma!!
by Franklin D. Roosevelt
Such beautiful sun
Heralds another evening
Guess it's time to fuck
by Julio Inglesias
To the gallows now
Slide it under the muskrat
That sock isn't mine
by Sgt. Pepper
dream of a grandma
all night long. Likes to ball
me but not for long
by Virile Frank Sullivan
To the red rooster
Who did peck upon my balls
You taste good with wine
by Anonymous Poet
Oh bad haikus you mock
Me in my time of needing
A good old fashioned...
by Anonymous Poet
my mind is going
my penis is engorged fully
I who fucks all things
by Anonymous Poet
are you really free
until you see granny bang
the old red rooster?
by H.P. Lovecraft of Maldek
I love to get rimmed
By large black men in green tights
While my daughters watch
by Laura Bush
And the pulitzer
For best haiku goes to me
I want to thank you
by Stephen Hawken
Words words and more words
And a few more here for fun
And now just one more
by Anonymous Poet
submitt you damn goat
i bought this large fist for you
take it and like it
by Anonymous Poet
Anal probes are good
For clearing out the system
That's what they told me
by George Bush
These are too silly
More important things to do
Pass the vibrator
by Uncle Sam
Better hide granny
Dylan's on the hunt again
Put her on the roof
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes horny but
my cock is so hard it spurts
too much yohimbe!!
by Anonymous Poet
sex therapy is
fun can i bring my large
vibrator this time
by Anonymous Poet
help me find my balls
maybe in your vagina
exstacy awaits
by Anonymous Poet
I'm late for orgy
Can I get a ride there please
I'll bring the bat milk
by Anonymous Poet
just in case you knew
justin doesn't have the balls
to haiku with you!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Sex sex and more sex
Sounded like a great idea
But now I'm so sore
by Anonymous Poet
my yoga master
tells me to lick your yoni
mother still on crack??
by Anonymous Poet
justin find my clit
no its not on my stomach
silly boy its here
by Anonymous Poet
Put you in a chair
and shave your balls 'till they're smooth
exstacy awaits
by armaldylo
We all need so much
To survive these days it seems
Partying will help!
by Anonymous Poet
And they came to earth
With such high expectations
But then they met me
by Anonymous Poet
spanking my roomates
brings lusty cocks over more soon
dont forget champagne
by Anonymous Poet
hot alien love
please bring it on hard and fast
i hope they bring probes
by Anonymous Poet
hot girl yoga nite
everyone has a dream to
fullfill bring condoms
by Anonymous Poet
help my tits ache hard
brillo pads usually work well
also bring band-aids
by Anonymous Poet
bad sex smack and a
good whore is all i need to
have mad fun tonite
by Anonymous Poet
yes shave my balls
it makes eating you more fun
take that cross off now!
by Anonymous Poet
oil spills can be fun
you and grandpas cocks
speak magic words now
by Anonymous Poet
grandma, boner, lube
I wonder what to do know
Yes, I'll rim grandma
by Anonymous Poet
darling billy bob,
you are doing just fine
now please pass the lube
by Anonymous Poet
granny, how to please thee?
you've known so many big cocks
i'm little in you
by Anonymous Poet
oooh granny please
insert the dildo quickly
granpas anxious now
by Anonymous Poet
I have extra balls
my balls are in her mouth though
mom thinks I'm not weird
by Anonymous Poet
aunt matilda is
coming over too she will
have good sex toys
by Anonymous Poet
grandma hits the pipe
I love it when she's blasted
then we get it on :)
by Anonymous Poet
help someone call bob
im about to cum very hard
this feeling is gold
by Anonymous Poet
