aunt matilda is
coming over too she will
have good sex toys
by Anonymous Poet
grandma hits the pipe
I love it when she's blasted
then we get it on :)
by Anonymous Poet
help someone call bob
im about to cum very hard
this feeling is gold
by Anonymous Poet
grandma "squirts" on me
I wonder if she eats meat.
Weird, but hot I think
by Anonymous Poet
listen billy bob
the resraints aint tight enough
sit back and enjoy
by Anonymous Poet
thanks for the kind words
grandma, you are so loving.
Will you untie me now?
by Anonymous Poet
granny and the sheep
we's gonna be rich now
good work little boy
by Anonymous Poet
the ho of all ho's
granny straddling the sheep
baaah little black sheep
by Anonymous Poet
please bring your sheep bob
he likes to make granny porn
this family is tight
by Anonymous Poet
three way with granny
never knew she like d.p.
family growth is great
by Anonymous Poet
leave my crotch alone
it has wisdom beyond you
threesome with granny now
by Anonymous Poet
grandpa you loser
you have very limpy crotch
granny is my ho!
by Anonymous Poet
granny has good tits
please dont take for granted
you'll regret it soon
by Anonymous Poet
grandma loves the best
i love her granny tantra
she never says no
by Anonymous Poet
dont call me a whore
my daddy does it the best
he knows no rehab
by Anonymous Poet
help me find the rock
sexy women go away
rehab's where you score
by Anonymous Poet
all this crack arent you
feeling a little strung out
i run a rehab
by Anonymous Poet
exclamation point
has five syllables and your
mom licks your butt crack
by ha
are you interested
in fiending with mama now
shes home in an hour
by Anonymous Poet
hey thats not funny
my mom really is on crack
are you her dealer!!
by Anonymous Poet
your mamas on crack
this makes you skip wildly
will she share the joy
by Anonymous Poet
Alamout Black is
good for humping and other
illuminations!
by Richard Nixon of Area 33
I am the monkey
i have banana nipples
they are ripe for you
by Anonymous Poet
the monkey nipple
hard on cue overflowing
is this monkey you?
by Anonymous Poet
i am a weirdo
i like hairy backed women
they explode my mind
by Anonymous Poet
hairy cocks rebelling
freaky rebels eating goat
yes this moment rules
by Anonymous Poet
roomates are freaky
dylan has a boner now
he like sheep balls now
by Anonymous Poet
Jesus, I've been bad
I just humped an alien
and humped it again
by Anonymous Poet
blubber and duck tape
light a fart and boil to taste
exstacy awaits!!
by John Kennedy of here
my girl likes to fart
because she drinks otter milk
imaginary
by Anonymous Poet
the key to discord
jam your navel with butter
monkey come monkey
by Anonymous Poet
girl farts in the wind
love hides from big explosions
please use the bideg
by Anonymous Poet
my sin is larfy
my mouth is like a donut
I am high on fruit
by Anonymous Poet
party in my pants
make me come like a dolphin
I am hung well hung
by Anonymous Poet
you go nuts it' true
when nuns get naked in school
or just school boy dreams
by John Dillinger of Mad Dog, TX
stuck in haiku world
one drop two drop three drop more
is there good haiku?
by Anonymous Poet
that was really cool
I don't have red pubic hair though
the universe knows
by Anonymous Poet
ed harris for god
i love to suck him all day
i have a boner
by ed harris
silly d and wink
lovers and long limbed freaks
love funky aliens
by Anonymous Poet
pocket on my pants
unzip it motherfucker
try, try, try, try -try?
by robert smith of san francisco
furry fluffy fun
found two-tone hair in my teeth
rarr-rar wokkie love
by robert smith of san francisco
American men
whose arms are rather too short
never play pro-ball
by never play pro-ball WELL
short-armed people shoot
long-armed weapons just as well
as anyone else
by (unfortunately)
Gramps used to call'em
"arm shorts" back in the old days
Confused, we shot him.
by onjaysun
short armed people need
the love of the long armed
and a good spanking
by winky
Short armed people would
Fit in tyrannosaurus
suits at ,Lost World Park,
by Anonymous Poet
Veggie Bald Eagle
umm, tastes just like the real thing
Can i have seconds?
by psybo of earth
Short armed people need
Tools; bidets, long brushes, or
maybe steam cleaner ?
by Anonymous Poet
alien probe fest?
I would rather pass thank you
and go eat otter
by dylalien of your mind
to dream of long arms
Then I could bath my behind
Glory would be mine
by dylaline of earth
