Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

hey thats not funny
my mom really is on crack
are you her dealer!!
Haiku # 22792, October 18, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
your mamas on crack
this makes you skip wildly
will she share the joy
Haiku # 22791, October 18, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Alamout Black is
good for humping and other
illuminations!
Haiku # 22790, October 18, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Richard Nixon of Area 33
I am the monkey
i have banana nipples
they are ripe for you
Haiku # 22789, October 18, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the monkey nipple
hard on cue overflowing
is this monkey you?
Haiku # 22788, October 18, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am a weirdo
i like hairy backed women
they explode my mind
Haiku # 22787, October 18, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hairy cocks rebelling
freaky rebels eating goat
yes this moment rules
Haiku # 22786, October 18, 2002 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
roomates are freaky
dylan has a boner now
he like sheep balls now
Haiku # 22785, October 18, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jesus, I've been bad
I just humped an alien
and humped it again
Haiku # 22784, October 18, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blubber and duck tape
light a fart and boil to taste
exstacy awaits!!
Haiku # 22783, October 18, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by John Kennedy of here
my girl likes to fart
because she drinks otter milk
imaginary
Haiku # 22782, October 18, 2002 8:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the key to discord
jam your navel with butter
monkey come monkey
Haiku # 22781, October 18, 2002 8:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
girl farts in the wind
love hides from big explosions
please use the bideg
Haiku # 22780, October 18, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my sin is larfy
my mouth is like a donut
I am high on fruit
Haiku # 22779, October 18, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
party in my pants
make me come like a dolphin
I am hung well hung
Haiku # 22778, October 18, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you go nuts it' true
when nuns get naked in school
or just school boy dreams
Haiku # 22777, October 18, 2002 8:12 pm ET
by John Dillinger of Mad Dog, TX
stuck in haiku world
one drop two drop three drop more
is there good haiku?
Haiku # 22776, October 18, 2002 8:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that was really cool
I don't have red pubic hair though
the universe knows
Haiku # 22775, October 18, 2002 8:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ed harris for god
i love to suck him all day
i have a boner
Haiku # 22774, October 18, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by ed harris
silly d and wink
lovers and long limbed freaks
love funky aliens
Haiku # 22773, October 18, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pocket on my pants
unzip it motherfucker
try, try, try, try -try?
Haiku # 22772, October 18, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by robert smith of san francisco
furry fluffy fun
found two-tone hair in my teeth
rarr-rar wokkie love
Haiku # 22771, October 18, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by robert smith of san francisco
American men
whose arms are rather too short
never play pro-ball
Haiku # 22770, October 18, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by never play pro-ball WELL
short-armed people shoot
long-armed weapons just as well
as anyone else
Haiku # 22769, October 18, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by (unfortunately)
Gramps used to call'em
"arm shorts" back in the old days
Confused, we shot him.

Haiku # 22768, October 18, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by onjaysun
short armed people need
the love of the long armed
and a good spanking
Haiku # 22767, October 18, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by winky
Short armed people would
Fit in tyrannosaurus
suits at ,Lost World Park,
Haiku # 22766, October 18, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Veggie Bald Eagle
umm, tastes just like the real thing
Can i have seconds?
Haiku # 22765, October 18, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by psybo of earth
Short armed people need
Tools; bidets, long brushes, or
maybe steam cleaner ?
Haiku # 22764, October 18, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
alien probe fest?
I would rather pass thank you
and go eat otter
Haiku # 22763, October 18, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by dylalien of your mind
to dream of long arms
Then I could bath my behind
Glory would be mine
Haiku # 22762, October 18, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by dylaline of earth
why does God punish?
My arms are too short to wash
my back is dirty
Haiku # 22761, October 18, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by dylalien of san francisco
Wow, I have short arms
I can't wash my own behind
Will you please help me
Haiku # 22760, October 18, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by dylalien of san francisco
American men
some rather pedestrian
though hung rather well
Haiku # 22759, October 18, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by Asian Spice
sushi is awesome
beautiful in appearance
and it goes down swell
Haiku # 22758, October 18, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by Asian Spice
Sushi is yucky
Why not eat a dead raw cow?
Cook or get poisoned!
Haiku # 22757, October 18, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by kackarott of sex
I love cherry pie
so undeniably pink
some are rather tart
Haiku # 22756, October 18, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by some tarts are rather sweet
juicy chariot,
soft vehicle of great bliss,
split pussy beckons
Haiku # 22755, October 18, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
split grapefruit reveals
spokes and rays of sunburst wheels
juicy chariot
Haiku # 22754, October 18, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by guess who
Alcoholic? No!
Frequent social binge drinker
Make the pounding stop!
Haiku # 22753, October 18, 2002 6:30 am ET
by SuperDave
I enjoy beer, but
Sometimes I overindulge
The toilet beckons
Haiku # 22752, October 18, 2002 6:26 am ET
by SuperDave
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Haiku # 22751, October 17, 2002 10:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
He here who hasn't
taken a little crack now
and then, raise your hand!
Haiku # 22750, October 17, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by k
bush girlie, fucks up,
once again proving blood
runs true, cuffim all!
Haiku # 22749, October 17, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A little bit of
sanity in a sea of
vast conformity
Haiku # 22748, October 17, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Poor Henry Rollins
He hides behind his tattoos
Admit your gayness!
Haiku # 22747, October 17, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Kackarott
Cool breeze blew this morn,
a real nipplestiffler but
not in the good way.
Haiku # 22746, October 17, 2002 2:50 pm ET
by onjaysun
concupiscent words
vanilla leather jacket
silk chocolate pants
Haiku # 22745, October 17, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by Wally
Wish I had muscles
Like Danzig so I could flex
What a freakin' 'tard!
Haiku # 22744, October 17, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by kackarott of http://www.danzig-verotik.com/
gassing up my car,
crack of gunfire overhead.
where's my flak jacket?
Haiku # 22743, October 17, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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