Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

A little bit of
sanity in a sea of
vast conformity
Haiku # 22748, October 17, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Poor Henry Rollins
He hides behind his tattoos
Admit your gayness!
Haiku # 22747, October 17, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Kackarott
Cool breeze blew this morn,
a real nipplestiffler but
not in the good way.
Haiku # 22746, October 17, 2002 2:50 pm ET
by onjaysun
concupiscent words
vanilla leather jacket
silk chocolate pants
Haiku # 22745, October 17, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by Wally
Wish I had muscles
Like Danzig so I could flex
What a freakin' 'tard!
Haiku # 22744, October 17, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by kackarott of http://www.danzig-verotik.com/
gassing up my car,
crack of gunfire overhead.
where's my flak jacket?
Haiku # 22743, October 17, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
such fine blue mildew
veins map through the palest white
even cheesier
Haiku # 22742, October 17, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Max
The leaves are changing
And the winter cold beckons
A cheezy haiku
Haiku # 22741, October 17, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
split her heart in two
would that simple agony
be the worst she felt
Haiku # 22740, October 17, 2002 12:19 pm ET
by sorry for r us
E.A. two cubes down
Dumped by her boyfriend again
Now she wants to date
Haiku # 22739, October 17, 2002 11:41 am ET
by titus wong
Coworker mutters
Vague imprecations and grunts
Soon to go postal?
Haiku # 22738, October 17, 2002 11:29 am ET
by titus wong
the moment passed by
as memories jogged, tears strolled
he stood in silence
Haiku # 22737, October 17, 2002 11:23 am ET
by heartbroken r us
Coffee stains my teeth
Cigarettes pollute my breath
Let's have a meeting!
Haiku # 22736, October 17, 2002 11:22 am ET
by titus wong
empty promises
trees blown naked in the wind
foretell autumn's end
Haiku # 22735, October 17, 2002 10:57 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
see wet branches loom
black against a sky that rains
knocking window panes
Haiku # 22734, October 17, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
Red Dragged On, maybe
I's sleepy, at least til date
started gnawing arm.
Haiku # 22733, October 16, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by onjaysun
She walks in beauty
Circles, cones, and polygons
Ye Gods I'm horny!
Haiku # 22732, October 16, 2002 5:37 pm ET
by titus wong
someone has the blues
(must give him indigestion)
--let Crayola know
Haiku # 22731, October 16, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by heh heh
Searching for meaning
In a dense, uncaring world
What the hell's the point?
Haiku # 22730, October 16, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by titus wong
an intense rogue kiss
takes her completely off guard
but she welcomes it
Haiku # 22729, October 16, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by guess who
Spliff and mouse in hand
Am I the caricature
Of the evil geek?
Haiku # 22728, October 16, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by titus wong
we stood in soft light
sun muted orange by smoke
from a distant fire
Haiku # 22727, October 16, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by CA to MA
Gawk at the live chat
Girls, posing for the web cam
Geez, folks are sleazy
Haiku # 22726, October 16, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by titus wong
Clad only in briefs
Glued to my computer screen
Piss away the day
Haiku # 22725, October 16, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by titus wong
rainy autumn day
light the fire, uncork the wine
write me poetry


a watery fire
autumn blaze through moired panes
flames against the grey
Haiku # 22724, October 16, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Boston gal et al...includes r us 98% of the time
scotch r us or is
the r in us in haikus
previous to this
Haiku # 22723, October 16, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
poor tortured metrics
use spondees with anapests
result: sprung-rhythm
Haiku # 22722, October 16, 2002 2:00 pm ET
by professors r us
"intransitive verbs
do not have direct objects",
it's english to me!
Haiku # 22721, October 16, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yoda and coco
gee I miss those Memphis cats
on the road again
Haiku # 22720, October 16, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by mellie
louisiana
bondage in memphis complete
cage in new orleans
Haiku # 22719, October 16, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by mellie, so hit submit girl :-)
no ash (yoda) try this,
"a brave man your father was",
'here' is an adverb.
Haiku # 22718, October 16, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Object, Subject, Verb
Mountain lake reflects
all the fall colors two times
don't spoil it, you duck.
Haiku # 22717, October 16, 2002 11:47 am ET
by onjaysun
cold snapped and all changed
dress rehearsal now begins
winter premieres soon
Haiku # 22716, October 16, 2002 11:30 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
still pond holds the sky
motivates self-expression
poet's obsession
Haiku # 22715, October 16, 2002 10:02 am ET
by nice change of pace says r us
object, subject, verb
you say it's not used today
well then: "here i go"
Haiku # 22713, October 16, 2002 2:42 am ET
by ash
Nootka, Mohalk, or
Lisu (Burma) and Mam from
West Guatemala.
Haiku # 22712, October 16, 2002 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some languages
Are nonconfigurative,
Like Guugu, Yimidhiir
Haiku # 22711, October 15, 2002 11:58 pm ET
by oh those aussies
Although no language
Known today uses object,
Subject and then verb.
Haiku # 22710, October 15, 2002 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Subject, object, verb,
Can be ordered in six ways,
Mathematically.
Haiku # 22709, October 15, 2002 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I should be working
But I am writing Haiku
Is that an escuse?
Haiku # 22708, October 15, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Voles cannot fly home
a quadruped that eats grass
but perhaps gulls can
Haiku # 22707, October 15, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
I wonder what would
Chage if we all spoke in haiku
Red buffalo grass
Haiku # 22706, October 15, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Tall Blue Donut Land
Hiaku annoys me
But I can't stop writing it
Oh, why, why, Bob, why?
Haiku # 22705, October 15, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of The Land of Blue Tall Donuts
today is calmed
i know that this will not last
hell will be back soon!!!
Haiku # 22704, October 15, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Golden Gate is in
Arches are soooo yesterday
Bring on da Mickey
Haiku # 22703, October 15, 2002 12:33 pm ET
by onjaysun
auspicious numbers
my birthday is on all fours
party animal
Haiku # 22702, October 15, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ash
i'd be in ubud
i wouldn't stay in kuta
too many tourists
Haiku # 22701, October 15, 2002 2:58 am ET
by ash (bali itinerary)
have to go away
on business during the games
that really sucks man!
Haiku # 22700, October 14, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by k
fireworks over
water, i look out to the
bay, watch reflections
Haiku # 22699, October 14, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by k
san francisco has
not won a series since fif-
ty seven, fuck yes!
Haiku # 22698, October 14, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by k_against_so_cal
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