Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

no ash (yoda) try this,
"a brave man your father was",
'here' is an adverb.
Haiku # 22718, October 16, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Object, Subject, Verb
Mountain lake reflects
all the fall colors two times
don't spoil it, you duck.
Haiku # 22717, October 16, 2002 11:47 am ET
by onjaysun
cold snapped and all changed
dress rehearsal now begins
winter premieres soon
Haiku # 22716, October 16, 2002 11:30 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
still pond holds the sky
motivates self-expression
poet's obsession
Haiku # 22715, October 16, 2002 10:02 am ET
by nice change of pace says r us
object, subject, verb
you say it's not used today
well then: "here i go"
Haiku # 22713, October 16, 2002 2:42 am ET
by ash
Nootka, Mohalk, or
Lisu (Burma) and Mam from
West Guatemala.
Haiku # 22712, October 16, 2002 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some languages
Are nonconfigurative,
Like Guugu, Yimidhiir
Haiku # 22711, October 15, 2002 11:58 pm ET
by oh those aussies
Although no language
Known today uses object,
Subject and then verb.
Haiku # 22710, October 15, 2002 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Subject, object, verb,
Can be ordered in six ways,
Mathematically.
Haiku # 22709, October 15, 2002 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I should be working
But I am writing Haiku
Is that an escuse?
Haiku # 22708, October 15, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Voles cannot fly home
a quadruped that eats grass
but perhaps gulls can
Haiku # 22707, October 15, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
I wonder what would
Chage if we all spoke in haiku
Red buffalo grass
Haiku # 22706, October 15, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Tall Blue Donut Land
Hiaku annoys me
But I can't stop writing it
Oh, why, why, Bob, why?
Haiku # 22705, October 15, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of The Land of Blue Tall Donuts
today is calmed
i know that this will not last
hell will be back soon!!!
Haiku # 22704, October 15, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Golden Gate is in
Arches are soooo yesterday
Bring on da Mickey
Haiku # 22703, October 15, 2002 12:33 pm ET
by onjaysun
auspicious numbers
my birthday is on all fours
party animal
Haiku # 22702, October 15, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ash
i'd be in ubud
i wouldn't stay in kuta
too many tourists
Haiku # 22701, October 15, 2002 2:58 am ET
by ash (bali itinerary)
have to go away
on business during the games
that really sucks man!
Haiku # 22700, October 14, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by k
fireworks over
water, i look out to the
bay, watch reflections
Haiku # 22699, October 14, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by k
san francisco has
not won a series since fif-
ty seven, fuck yes!
Haiku # 22698, October 14, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by k_against_so_cal
i know...it's unhip
to like sports...especially
for girls, but not me!
Haiku # 22697, October 14, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by k
giants go to world
series, nail-biter..bottom
of the ninth and WHAM!
Haiku # 22696, October 14, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by k_against_anything_st_louis
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 22695, October 14, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by ap - the words of ash after 9-11
not to leave out ash
in my birthday well wishes
how many candles?
Haiku # 22694, October 14, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by scotch
a swinging birthday
to sheena the jungle queen
belated and all
Haiku # 22693, October 14, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by scotch (you probably hate the reference, but deal)
happy birthday ash
best wishes sheena baby
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22692, October 14, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by mellie, oh SO ripe!
another lifetime
don't want it to end too soon
dying to get home
Haiku # 22691, October 14, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by mellie
tall buffalo red
donuts eat blue tall donuts
just inhale green frogs
Haiku # 22690, October 14, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Just imagine red
Then you will be angrier
watch out, breathing tube
Haiku # 22689, October 14, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Pandora of Arizona
had a scrabble date
in her bag, a riding crop
i let her beat me
Haiku # 22688, October 14, 2002 10:33 am ET
by scotch (not strictly true, yet...ow!)
that trip to bali
holiday of a lifetime
for the unlucky
Haiku # 22687, October 14, 2002 7:08 am ET
by ash
Rumbling throttle begs
a late night cruise through the streets
counting this week's stress
Haiku # 22686, October 13, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
fair well to you all
in this world called bad haiku
sweet dreams and good nite
Haiku # 22685, October 13, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for a shower
and in my flannel jammies
its sure cold tonite
Haiku # 22684, October 13, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty three
thats what there are now
Haiku # 22683, October 13, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty one
alot of haikus
Haiku # 22682, October 13, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by some internet chick
what kind of gift, would
a bad haiku get, for a
special 6th birthday
Haiku # 22681, October 13, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by some internet chick
Only thirty days
till bad haikus 6th birthday
should we buy a gift
Haiku # 22680, October 13, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by some ineternet chick
Green Bay Packers played,
kicking some Patriot butt
OH what a great game
Haiku # 22679, October 13, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
quiet restful day
is what I wanted to have
nice peaceful sunday
Haiku # 22678, October 13, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
will anyone join
in my bad haiku writing
or am I alone
Haiku # 22677, October 13, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
here I am tonite
writing bad haikus for you
I hope you enjoy
Haiku # 22676, October 13, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
tennessee haiku
we eber seen dat befoe?
dat seems unlikely
Haiku # 22675, October 13, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by ap
mellie in da souff
dat where de peoples be stiff
like memphis mummies
Haiku # 22674, October 13, 2002 8:24 pm ET
by ap
"libran" in haiku
makes me think of, well, moxie
dear lord, not again
Haiku # 22673, October 13, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by ap - oh boy!
twenty-five years old
happy birthday young sheena
boy, those were the days.......
Haiku # 22672, October 13, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by ash
librans maturing
grow richer and more complex
like a vintage wine
Haiku # 22671, October 13, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by ash
cake, anybody?
i've made my wish, now make yours
what flavor's your choice?


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ll ll ll ll ll
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Haiku # 22670, October 13, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by sheena, the birthday girl
today i was born
quarter of a century
twenty-five rough years
Haiku # 22669, October 13, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by sheena, the birthday girl
i am now convinced
truth: ugly, bitter, lovely
i taste it and eat

like dark chocolate
like strong hooch, mysterious
depth's a tasty thing
Haiku # 22668, October 13, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by sheena
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