here I am tonite
writing bad haikus for you
I hope you enjoy
by some internet chick
tennessee haiku
we eber seen dat befoe?
dat seems unlikely
by ap
mellie in da souff
dat where de peoples be stiff
like memphis mummies
by ap
"libran" in haiku
makes me think of, well, moxie
dear lord, not again
by ap - oh boy!
twenty-five years old
happy birthday young sheena
boy, those were the days.......
by ash
librans maturing
grow richer and more complex
like a vintage wine
by ash
cake, anybody?
i've made my wish, now make yours
what flavor's your choice?
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by sheena, the birthday girl
today i was born
quarter of a century
twenty-five rough years
by sheena, the birthday girl
i am now convinced
truth: ugly, bitter, lovely
i taste it and eat
like dark chocolate
like strong hooch, mysterious
depth's a tasty thing
by sheena
anybody see
that ad for a date website?
"catch some rays...and scotts"?
two twenty-somethings:
girl chases boy on the beach
pulling his trunks off
by sheena
let that wave roll on
drown us in awful haiku
we'll snicker, dying
by sheena
haven't been here in...
oh, a long time, anyway
beautiful, janis!!!!!!!
by sheena
no rattle snakes there
full gospel tabernacle
mellie praised the lord
by Mellie, blessed from the church of al green, Memphis.
how much fuck, could a
fuckup fuck, if a fuckup
could fuck up? say fast!
by Anonymous Poet
Tuna in lemon pepper?
Real men eat tuna in motor oil
Bodyguards choice
20w50
I don't mind if you kill the whales
by peter searle the younger of australia
i came home tonight
to a dead cat 'cross my path
that can't be good luck
by scotch (it was black, too)
the artist's paradigm
as bartheleme put it
is to fail
by scotch (not that screwing up my syllable count makes me an artist)
art
expression of ideas
viewed incorrectly always
there is no point
painting is too shallow
by peter searle the younger of australia
Date, City, State, Venue
- blues hall essence relived -
"i'm a voodoo child!"
by ComiCat of Jerzey
secretarial
duties paper clips white out
show me my mistakes
by mellie
I can see in my
Magic Mirror..Sue..Tim..Scotch
Oops!, Not so fast Scotch!
by onjaysun
like an astronaut
floating untethered in space
i do miss cable
by scotch (sometimes...but holding strong)
i have a big screen
it shows the nature channel
wait, that's a window
by scotch
listless prayer plant
hasn't prayed since i got it
must be agnostic
by scotch
i killed my ivy
it was self-defense, i swear!
still have no tv
by scotch
Why Stephanie, do
you alienate your tribe?
you kick ass sista!
by onjaysun
G was just the head
loser of Chuay...a good
cave-in could help out
by onjaysun
looks like the island
got a case of the Mondays
buck up lil' campers
by onjaysun (taking up office space)
hold on an instant
i find that hard to prehend
at least at this time
by ash
poor Ghandia, I
can't watch this shit again, first
and last episode
by Anonymous Poet
the one who fought with
ted over love-bites got booted
navy chick at fault
by Anonymous Poet
keep getting error
can't send ending of survivor
what's up with that?
by Anonymous Poet
soup-chai wins challenge
chewbacca going to vote, hope
it's one of the guys
by Anonymous Poet
fisher-price horror,
aquarium crib nightlight
American dreams
by Anonymous Poet
stephane only
one working on her team; the
bunch of bananas
by Anonymous Poet
ken the nyc
police pig looks like he wants
his gun, to shoot everyone!!
ynuk, ynuk
by Anonymous Poet
most of these people,
nutty as american
TV commercials
by survivor watcher
man this ted guy whooo
and so many good-ole-boys
on his team too
by Anonymous Poet
looks like it may be
stephanie,,, she is just soooo
grumpy! gosh golly!
by Anonymous Poet
am watching it now,
will let you know in hour
survivor haiku
by Anonymous Poet
missed Survivor four
can anyone out there tell
who got booted off?
by waiting r us
My jeep got new tires
That's like my third favorite
use of black rubber.
by onjaysun
we brought balloon grapes
to the harvest festival
and much fruit was pressed
by flask of scotch
you can walk a mile
in someone else's shoes, sure...
but wear your own socks
by idiocy r scotch
the man asked me to
put myself in other shoes
and they didn;t fit
by Nyx
it was blue velvet
walking talking tongues in dreams
bluer than velvet
by mellie, down there, up here
All you need in love...
One to eat the nekkid part
of the Oreo
by onjaysun (for S.I.C.)
was at the crossroads
I met no devil evil
wondering 'bout my soul
by mellie, wet down south
classics now revolve
chamber; slot; cock back; aim; fire;
mis-take! shoot again!
by Garik of Jersey
Ohhhhh noooooo! new neighbor
plays roy orbison loudly!
kill me now, hurry!
by !!!!!
