Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

you can walk a mile
in someone else's shoes, sure...
but wear your own socks
Haiku # 22633, October 10, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by idiocy r scotch
the man asked me to
put myself in other shoes
and they didn;t fit
Haiku # 22632, October 10, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Nyx
it was blue velvet
walking talking tongues in dreams
bluer than velvet
Haiku # 22631, October 10, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by mellie, down there, up here
All you need in love...
One to eat the nekkid part
of the Oreo
Haiku # 22630, October 10, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by onjaysun (for S.I.C.)
was at the crossroads
I met no devil evil
wondering 'bout my soul
Haiku # 22629, October 10, 2002 2:52 pm ET
by mellie, wet down south
classics now revolve
chamber; slot; cock back; aim; fire;
mis-take! shoot again!
Haiku # 22628, October 10, 2002 2:03 am ET
by Garik of Jersey
Ohhhhh noooooo! new neighbor
plays roy orbison loudly!
kill me now, hurry!
Haiku # 22627, October 10, 2002 12:53 am ET
by !!!!!
Bush as president
Could change a sodomy charge
to
Haiku # 22626, October 10, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bush lights a short fuse
without knowing its ending
ignorance is bliss
Haiku # 22625, October 9, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by ap
historic moment
decline of the empire
you will remember
Haiku # 22624, October 9, 2002 9:36 pm ET
by ap
anyone out there
am I in this world alone
no ones here with me
Haiku # 22623, October 9, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by some internet chick
my phone had just rang
telemarketers again
what a crappy job
Haiku # 22622, October 9, 2002 7:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
so my poems arent great
but than neither is my life
well at least I try
Haiku # 22621, October 9, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by some internet chick
its my somber place
bad haiku helps me to cope
when life treats me bad
Haiku # 22620, October 9, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by some internet chick
Everytime I am here
I am in a real sad mood
ONCE, can I be happy??
Haiku # 22619, October 9, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
K, you commented
on my unmatched haiku style
is it good or bad
Haiku # 22618, October 9, 2002 7:45 pm ET
by some internet chick
I am not ugly
but not quite drop dead gorgeous
why am i alone
Haiku # 22617, October 9, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
onjaysun, you say
naked bingo will be fun
do you wanna join
Haiku # 22616, October 9, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by some internet chick
moment of saying
BITCH, and she overheard for
it was someone else...
Haiku # 22615, October 9, 2002 4:35 pm ET
by Nyx
the ceaseless effort,
to lead an effortless life,
this is the party!
Haiku # 22614, October 9, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by joe sam, are you having fun kids?
October's sunset
inside colors of a shell
thrown upon the shore
Haiku # 22613, October 9, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Tree above the Bank
green, yellow, red..Wow, it's Fall..
or a clown blowed up.
Haiku # 22612, October 9, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
harvest festival
earthen musk of thousand leaves
flask of scotch in hand
Haiku # 22611, October 9, 2002 1:08 pm ET
by old oak trees in backyard r us
while waiting for may
I'll revel in October
drop out for winter
Haiku # 22610, October 9, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by pocketful of keys r us
do not drop out love
waiting for may is better
future will be bright
Haiku # 22609, October 9, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
hotmail asks again
"are you smarter than j. lo?"
with that ass, who cares?
Haiku # 22608, October 9, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
relentless homework
want to drop out so so bad
May where are you at?
Haiku # 22607, October 9, 2002 11:51 am ET
by tiger of vegas
oh! for some more sleep
lucky that baby is cute
or i'd strangle him
Haiku # 22606, October 9, 2002 12:46 am ET
by ash
if years can be "gone"
isn't it quite strange how they
manage to "add up"
Haiku # 22605, October 8, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by mathmeticians rnt us
here's a dumb riddle:
what's brown and sticky? a stick!
i said it was dumb
Haiku # 22604, October 8, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by idiocy r scotch
so hard not to gaze
at all the bumming one sees
at the nudist beach
Haiku # 22603, October 8, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by voyeurs r us
never lost for words
pesky telemarketers
relentlessly speak
Haiku # 22602, October 8, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by love having the opportunity to be RUDE r us
I am lost for words...
wondering what to say...
my cousin gazes
bumming for rides
Haiku # 22601, October 8, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Under flickering
florescent, brainless job in
LA, land of glitz
Haiku # 22600, October 8, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by Lillie of California
Laying on the couch
My Belly oozes over
Can't reach the remote
Haiku # 22599, October 8, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by kackarott of Football Sunday during a commercial
Closing in on my
one-five-two tri-mester, can
walk, talk....still urps though.
Haiku # 22598, October 8, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
Hey, Betty la Bomb
Missed you, Missouri, and a
lack of pretension
Haiku # 22597, October 8, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by Lillie of California
another year gone
almost my birthday again
life goes by quite fast
Haiku # 22596, October 8, 2002 7:56 am ET
by ash
san francisco has
many fun places to have
a drink with Janis....
Haiku # 22595, October 8, 2002 3:57 am ET
by k



spent a week on the
north umpqua river...quite wet
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22594, October 8, 2002 3:52 am ET
by k
from the sweet child's mouth
a great swarm of shrieking bats
a black cloud boiling
Haiku # 22593, October 8, 2002 1:13 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
summers' eve won't help
she should try hot kerosene
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22592, October 7, 2002 9:59 pm ET
by ap
my cock is throbbing
thinking about all that yeast
we could make some beer
Haiku # 22591, October 7, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by ap
it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
Haiku # 22590, October 7, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
Haiku # 22589, October 7, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Sweat beads on her brow
Dough she is kneading needs yeast
Scratches her panties
Haiku # 22588, October 7, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by Crimson Tide
Where do the farts go?
When silence must be observed
Riding on the lift
Haiku # 22587, October 7, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by pinched rictus
Imperious lass
Accused of farting gives me
An icy cold stare
Haiku # 22586, October 7, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by cringer
bedded him at last
surprised...tiny equipment
unfortunately
Haiku # 22585, October 7, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by tanjeroo
Saw her Saturday
Liked the equipment so much
Now plays for that team.
Haiku # 22584, October 7, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by onjaysun
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