Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

All you need in love...
One to eat the nekkid part
of the Oreo
Haiku # 22630, October 10, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by onjaysun (for S.I.C.)
was at the crossroads
I met no devil evil
wondering 'bout my soul
Haiku # 22629, October 10, 2002 2:52 pm ET
by mellie, wet down south
classics now revolve
chamber; slot; cock back; aim; fire;
mis-take! shoot again!
Haiku # 22628, October 10, 2002 2:03 am ET
by Garik of Jersey
Ohhhhh noooooo! new neighbor
plays roy orbison loudly!
kill me now, hurry!
Haiku # 22627, October 10, 2002 12:53 am ET
by !!!!!
Bush as president
Could change a sodomy charge
to
Haiku # 22626, October 10, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bush lights a short fuse
without knowing its ending
ignorance is bliss
Haiku # 22625, October 9, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by ap
historic moment
decline of the empire
you will remember
Haiku # 22624, October 9, 2002 9:36 pm ET
by ap
anyone out there
am I in this world alone
no ones here with me
Haiku # 22623, October 9, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by some internet chick
my phone had just rang
telemarketers again
what a crappy job
Haiku # 22622, October 9, 2002 7:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
so my poems arent great
but than neither is my life
well at least I try
Haiku # 22621, October 9, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by some internet chick
its my somber place
bad haiku helps me to cope
when life treats me bad
Haiku # 22620, October 9, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by some internet chick
Everytime I am here
I am in a real sad mood
ONCE, can I be happy??
Haiku # 22619, October 9, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
K, you commented
on my unmatched haiku style
is it good or bad
Haiku # 22618, October 9, 2002 7:45 pm ET
by some internet chick
I am not ugly
but not quite drop dead gorgeous
why am i alone
Haiku # 22617, October 9, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
onjaysun, you say
naked bingo will be fun
do you wanna join
Haiku # 22616, October 9, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by some internet chick
moment of saying
BITCH, and she overheard for
it was someone else...
Haiku # 22615, October 9, 2002 4:35 pm ET
by Nyx
the ceaseless effort,
to lead an effortless life,
this is the party!
Haiku # 22614, October 9, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by joe sam, are you having fun kids?
October's sunset
inside colors of a shell
thrown upon the shore
Haiku # 22613, October 9, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Tree above the Bank
green, yellow, red..Wow, it's Fall..
or a clown blowed up.
Haiku # 22612, October 9, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
harvest festival
earthen musk of thousand leaves
flask of scotch in hand
Haiku # 22611, October 9, 2002 1:08 pm ET
by old oak trees in backyard r us
while waiting for may
I'll revel in October
drop out for winter
Haiku # 22610, October 9, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by pocketful of keys r us
do not drop out love
waiting for may is better
future will be bright
Haiku # 22609, October 9, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
hotmail asks again
"are you smarter than j. lo?"
with that ass, who cares?
Haiku # 22608, October 9, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
relentless homework
want to drop out so so bad
May where are you at?
Haiku # 22607, October 9, 2002 11:51 am ET
by tiger of vegas
oh! for some more sleep
lucky that baby is cute
or i'd strangle him
Haiku # 22606, October 9, 2002 12:46 am ET
by ash
if years can be "gone"
isn't it quite strange how they
manage to "add up"
Haiku # 22605, October 8, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by mathmeticians rnt us
here's a dumb riddle:
what's brown and sticky? a stick!
i said it was dumb
Haiku # 22604, October 8, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by idiocy r scotch
so hard not to gaze
at all the bumming one sees
at the nudist beach
Haiku # 22603, October 8, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by voyeurs r us
never lost for words
pesky telemarketers
relentlessly speak
Haiku # 22602, October 8, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by love having the opportunity to be RUDE r us
I am lost for words...
wondering what to say...
my cousin gazes
bumming for rides
Haiku # 22601, October 8, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Under flickering
florescent, brainless job in
LA, land of glitz
Haiku # 22600, October 8, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by Lillie of California
Laying on the couch
My Belly oozes over
Can't reach the remote
Haiku # 22599, October 8, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by kackarott of Football Sunday during a commercial
Closing in on my
one-five-two tri-mester, can
walk, talk....still urps though.
Haiku # 22598, October 8, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
Hey, Betty la Bomb
Missed you, Missouri, and a
lack of pretension
Haiku # 22597, October 8, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by Lillie of California
another year gone
almost my birthday again
life goes by quite fast
Haiku # 22596, October 8, 2002 7:56 am ET
by ash
san francisco has
many fun places to have
a drink with Janis....
Haiku # 22595, October 8, 2002 3:57 am ET
by k



spent a week on the
north umpqua river...quite wet
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22594, October 8, 2002 3:52 am ET
by k
from the sweet child's mouth
a great swarm of shrieking bats
a black cloud boiling
Haiku # 22593, October 8, 2002 1:13 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
summers' eve won't help
she should try hot kerosene
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22592, October 7, 2002 9:59 pm ET
by ap
my cock is throbbing
thinking about all that yeast
we could make some beer
Haiku # 22591, October 7, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by ap
it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
Haiku # 22590, October 7, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
Haiku # 22589, October 7, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Sweat beads on her brow
Dough she is kneading needs yeast
Scratches her panties
Haiku # 22588, October 7, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by Crimson Tide
Where do the farts go?
When silence must be observed
Riding on the lift
Haiku # 22587, October 7, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by pinched rictus
Imperious lass
Accused of farting gives me
An icy cold stare
Haiku # 22586, October 7, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by cringer
bedded him at last
surprised...tiny equipment
unfortunately
Haiku # 22585, October 7, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by tanjeroo
Saw her Saturday
Liked the equipment so much
Now plays for that team.
Haiku # 22584, October 7, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by onjaysun
just because it's fall
doesn't mean we're over (yet)
summer love does end
Haiku # 22583, October 7, 2002 10:15 am ET
by ...sigh
fwoar
that's the last time
no more
Haiku # 22582, October 6, 2002 7:17 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
oh peenerschnitzels
cockamathingajiggers
unpredictable
Haiku # 22581, October 6, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by another Patriots FAN
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