never lost for words
pesky telemarketers
relentlessly speak
by love having the opportunity to be RUDE r us
I am lost for words...
wondering what to say...
my cousin gazes
bumming for rides
by Anonymous Poet
Under flickering
florescent, brainless job in
LA, land of glitz
by Lillie of California
Laying on the couch
My Belly oozes over
Can't reach the remote
by kackarott of Football Sunday during a commercial
Closing in on my
one-five-two tri-mester, can
walk, talk....still urps though.
by onjaysun
Hey, Betty la Bomb
Missed you, Missouri, and a
lack of pretension
by Lillie of California
another year gone
almost my birthday again
life goes by quite fast
by ash
san francisco has
many fun places to have
a drink with Janis....
by k
spent a week on the
north umpqua river...quite wet
grandma has a cock
by k
from the sweet child's mouth
a great swarm of shrieking bats
a black cloud boiling
by Hollywood Bonfire
summers' eve won't help
she should try hot kerosene
grandma has a cock
by ap
my cock is throbbing
thinking about all that yeast
we could make some beer
by ap
it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
by peter searle the younger of australia
it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
by peter searle the younger of australia
Sweat beads on her brow
Dough she is kneading needs yeast
Scratches her panties
by Crimson Tide
Where do the farts go?
When silence must be observed
Riding on the lift
by pinched rictus
Imperious lass
Accused of farting gives me
An icy cold stare
by cringer
bedded him at last
surprised...tiny equipment
unfortunately
by tanjeroo
Saw her Saturday
Liked the equipment so much
Now plays for that team.
by onjaysun
just because it's fall
doesn't mean we're over (yet)
summer love does end
by ...sigh
fwoar
that's the last time
no more
by peter searle the younger of australia
oh peenerschnitzels
cockamathingajiggers
unpredictable
by another Patriots FAN
c'mon Patriots!
first half...down by sixteen points!
I hate the Dolphins!
by fans r us
In hanging over
seven gin and tonics prove
cheap at twice the price
by Betty LeBomb
October's summer
could really do without all
this humidity
by another comment about bad air r us
wife told me to just
restrain myself, then the fart
dissolves into you
by monkfart
once, in the morning
she left a cheek flapper loose
she won't admit it
by Anonymous Poet
4-29-05
Date of the Great Female Left-
Cheek Sneak...You've been warned!
by onjaysun
there is a shade of nirvana
when the spirit is on the road
but there is but a semblance...
by Anything
women never fart
so where does all their gas go
my wife won't tell me
by ap
women need to fart,
louder, and with enjoyment,
then, life is a gas!
by Anonymous Poet
without those laces
and with eyes up skirts, of course
your tongues hanging out
by idiocy r us
shoes also have eyes,
look out you women in skirts,
my shoes aren't tight laced :o
by Anonymous Poet
what about grammy's
home baked chicken pot pie? It's
goodness I say, good.
by Sparkychica
Eminem, whom once
again has sold his soul for
another grammy
by Sparkychica
grammy has a cock
so don't go liftin' her skirt
'lest you want a shock
by ap
Flooding all over
the Western United States --
broken Canada
by K Tai of San Diego
beyond scarecrow's reach
twisted hinges creaking wind
fading V of geese
by autumn lovers r us
grasses of summer
now cooling winds barest touch
once green now shivers
by Gwenhyfar
all that men have built
the wind can so easily
blow it all away
by stormlovers r us
I think my Grammy's
advice on a long life still
works "NAKED BINGO"
by onjaysun for some internet chick
Decided to go
With a tableless design
('cept for haiku loop)
by Janis
Gave up supporting
All those 5 year old browsers
Because they are fucked
by Janis
bad haiku in the
netscrape browser is really
quite something to see
by k
how could shoes smell bad?
they have no noses, just tongues
so they could taste bad
by idiocy r us
I'd take off my shoes
but I don't know if they'll smell
they're not mine
by peter searle the younger of australia
If I did take the pills
would I be normal
or just chemically enhanced
by peter searle the younger of australia
why?
Questions don't always have answers
by peter searle the younger of australia
can we still post pics?
Like the old days...pics with
bad haiku comments?
by k
some internet chick...
you really have an unmatched
style with haiku
by k_for_some_internet_chick
