Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

some internet chick...
you really have an unmatched
style with haiku
Haiku # 22553, October 2, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by k_for_some_internet_chick
I must go for now
Alas please do not have fear
for I will be back
Haiku # 22552, October 2, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
it seems pretty sad
that I dont have any life
sit here for hours

Writing Bad Haikus
for everyone out there to read
but yet I'm alone
Haiku # 22551, October 2, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by some internet chick
I know what you'll say
you like a different team
but that is Okay
Haiku # 22550, October 2, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by some internet chick
Is it Monday yet?
So that the Packers can play
time to beat Da Bears
Haiku # 22549, October 2, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by Some Internet Chick
The train siren blows
as the rain drops are falling
and the temp. drops down
Haiku # 22548, October 2, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
just call me angel
of the morning baby, Is
the song in my head
Haiku # 22547, October 2, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
rain drops are falling
on the cold wet ground below
thank God its not snow
Haiku # 22546, October 2, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by some internet chick
the frogs are hopping
worms go squirming cross the road
can you here them squish
Haiku # 22545, October 2, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
sitting here right now
am I here all by myself
well it seems to be
Haiku # 22544, October 2, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by some internet chick
pretty butterflies
floating gracefully around
bright colorful wings
Haiku # 22543, October 2, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by some internet chick
Angels watch over
as I sit at my puter
wings so fluffy white
Haiku # 22542, October 2, 2002 9:04 pm ET
by some internet chick
Curious George sit
with his cute face and smile
right here on my desk
Haiku # 22541, October 2, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
rain rain go away
bring me back warm summer days
to go out and play
Haiku # 22540, October 2, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
last time I was here
the day was cold and rainy
now its raining too
Haiku # 22539, October 2, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by some internet chick
to and fro'ing to
oregon i go, can't wait
for some fall colors
Haiku # 22538, October 2, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
never metaphor
have met a few ones and twos
maybe soon I will
Haiku # 22537, October 2, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by tanjeroo
Tahoe eyes, China
lips, Teton breasts...one forgets
what I met-her-for?
Haiku # 22536, October 2, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by onjaysun
one most talented
(unmooring of metaphors)
prize still goes to ash
Haiku # 22535, October 2, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by critics r us
to and fro-ing of
habitual fixations
helps to pass some time
Haiku # 22534, October 2, 2002 12:21 pm ET
by working r us
Zen drawing makes both
an instant and a lifetime
unforgettable
Haiku # 22533, October 2, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by art critics r us
That urban legend
was true, bloody sheets, really
left heart in SF.
Haiku # 22532, October 2, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by onjaysun
I walk streets alone
with only my boyfriend's red
leash I'm so lonely
Haiku # 22531, October 2, 2002 5:45 am ET
by k_against_dating
maybe janis should
let a few 'haikuers' show
her around 'frisco'
Haiku # 22530, October 2, 2002 5:41 am ET
by k_against_alcatraz of why the fuck not?
been away sometime
the break was nice, I didn't
really miss haiku


but still temptation
kicked in to see what scotch has
been posting in here
Haiku # 22529, October 2, 2002 5:34 am ET
by k_against_
janis coming to
san francisco? well this is
quite a nice surprise
Haiku # 22528, October 2, 2002 5:28 am ET
by k
i walk streets alone
with only my dog's red leash
i am so lonely
Haiku # 22527, October 2, 2002 1:31 am ET
by justin
Upon waking up
I find my bed to be warm
Resume snuggling.
Haiku # 22526, October 1, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by WyldKyss
once, but only once,
will you give all of your heart
then you learn not to
Haiku # 22525, October 1, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by been there r us
why I had to leave
autumn came on equinox
now it's time for change
Haiku # 22524, October 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by leaves r us
why i had to leave:
fake cable cars with engines
abominations!
Haiku # 22523, October 1, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by scotch
once, but only once,
i called it "frisco" myself
next stop: alcatraz
Haiku # 22522, October 1, 2002 6:39 pm ET
by scotch to janis (sharing the love)
Cats exist to teach
us that not everything in
nature has purpose.
Haiku # 22521, October 1, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (thx to "Q of the D")
if dogs ruled the world
there would be no dignity
cats do have it all
Haiku # 22520, October 1, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by cat lovers r us
If dogs ruled the world
"Doggie" bags would be outlawed
And cats would be fucked!
Haiku # 22519, October 1, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by kackarott
on the big island
one can live quite cheaply...no?
spare amenities

Haiku # 22518, October 1, 2002 2:24 pm ET
by like no electricity...or plumbing
asheville is pretty
gotta cross those mountains now
posting badhaiku

and heaps of clothing
mountain men hippies trees leaves
the leaves are falling
Haiku # 22517, October 1, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by mellie in NC, USA
Or did you mean that
I'm not allowed anywhere
'cept Fisherman's wharf?
Haiku # 22516, October 1, 2002 12:19 pm ET
by Janis
I'll play along then:
I promise not to visit
That fisherman's wharf
Haiku # 22515, October 1, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Janis
words dripping with angst
artsy friends with names like skyye
damn, I'm pretentious
Haiku # 22514, October 1, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Sabado Domingo of someplace else
that yeast fixation
mix well with voyeurism :
candida cam'ra
Haiku # 22513, October 1, 2002 12:58 am ET
by ash
roll the clocks forwards
invest my daylight savings
somewhere at the beach
Haiku # 22512, October 1, 2002 12:45 am ET
by ash
but congrats to you
as long as its not your floor
brewing is big fun
Haiku # 22511, September 30, 2002 11:53 pm ET
by scotch to happy
before pitching yeast
i shook it for aeration
way, way too much air
Haiku # 22510, September 30, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by scotch (still in shock)
last night's fiasco:
broken carboy and spilled beer
slippery when wet
Haiku # 22509, September 30, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by scotch (how apropos)
if you're gonna flame
you should play some attention
count wasn't the point
Haiku # 22508, September 30, 2002 11:06 pm ET
by scotch
organic chemist
quit work for a better job
microbrewmaster
Haiku # 22507, September 30, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by Happy r us
sumptuous repast
delectable favorites
cheeseburger and fries


leave the scraps for birds
they'll take care of everything
except for wrappers
Haiku # 22506, September 30, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by trivia for u
a tale rightly heard
is miracle to rival
a tale rightly told
Haiku # 22505, September 30, 2002 10:52 pm ET
by Lola
count this you maroons!
before you know it a line might just creep off the syllable chart
oh my god! what will we do?
Haiku # 22504, September 30, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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