Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

why i had to leave:
fake cable cars with engines
abominations!
Haiku # 22523, October 1, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by scotch
once, but only once,
i called it "frisco" myself
next stop: alcatraz
Haiku # 22522, October 1, 2002 6:39 pm ET
by scotch to janis (sharing the love)
Cats exist to teach
us that not everything in
nature has purpose.
Haiku # 22521, October 1, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (thx to "Q of the D")
if dogs ruled the world
there would be no dignity
cats do have it all
Haiku # 22520, October 1, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by cat lovers r us
If dogs ruled the world
"Doggie" bags would be outlawed
And cats would be fucked!
Haiku # 22519, October 1, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by kackarott
on the big island
one can live quite cheaply...no?
spare amenities

Haiku # 22518, October 1, 2002 2:24 pm ET
by like no electricity...or plumbing
asheville is pretty
gotta cross those mountains now
posting badhaiku

and heaps of clothing
mountain men hippies trees leaves
the leaves are falling
Haiku # 22517, October 1, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by mellie in NC, USA
Or did you mean that
I'm not allowed anywhere
'cept Fisherman's wharf?
Haiku # 22516, October 1, 2002 12:19 pm ET
by Janis
I'll play along then:
I promise not to visit
That fisherman's wharf
Haiku # 22515, October 1, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Janis
words dripping with angst
artsy friends with names like skyye
damn, I'm pretentious
Haiku # 22514, October 1, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Sabado Domingo of someplace else
that yeast fixation
mix well with voyeurism :
candida cam'ra
Haiku # 22513, October 1, 2002 12:58 am ET
by ash
roll the clocks forwards
invest my daylight savings
somewhere at the beach
Haiku # 22512, October 1, 2002 12:45 am ET
by ash
but congrats to you
as long as its not your floor
brewing is big fun
Haiku # 22511, September 30, 2002 11:53 pm ET
by scotch to happy
before pitching yeast
i shook it for aeration
way, way too much air
Haiku # 22510, September 30, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by scotch (still in shock)
last night's fiasco:
broken carboy and spilled beer
slippery when wet
Haiku # 22509, September 30, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by scotch (how apropos)
if you're gonna flame
you should play some attention
count wasn't the point
Haiku # 22508, September 30, 2002 11:06 pm ET
by scotch
organic chemist
quit work for a better job
microbrewmaster
Haiku # 22507, September 30, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by Happy r us
sumptuous repast
delectable favorites
cheeseburger and fries


leave the scraps for birds
they'll take care of everything
except for wrappers
Haiku # 22506, September 30, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by trivia for u
a tale rightly heard
is miracle to rival
a tale rightly told
Haiku # 22505, September 30, 2002 10:52 pm ET
by Lola
count this you maroons!
before you know it a line might just creep off the syllable chart
oh my god! what will we do?
Haiku # 22504, September 30, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
been away too long
good to see this is still here
after all these years
Haiku # 22503, September 30, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by hangdog of orbiting dallas
baking panty bread
she busies herself scratching
damn, that is frothy
Haiku # 22502, September 30, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by ap
yes, of course, the count
but i would have been remiss
if i'd let it go
Haiku # 22501, September 30, 2002 5:12 pm ET
by scotch to janis
Oakland won in ten
Seattle fans left early
And I just big smiled.
Haiku # 22500, September 30, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by onjaysun
Fremont Troll had a
Religious experience
with my little gnome.
Haiku # 22499, September 30, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by onjaysun
Seatown, much coffee
much police, yet where can a
guy get some donuts?
Haiku # 22498, September 30, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by onjaysun
Went to Victoria
It's like in Canada, eh!
Love spending loonies.
Haiku # 22497, September 30, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by onjaysun
Seattle Duck tour
All it is quacked up to be
Worth the extra bills
Haiku # 22496, September 30, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by onjaysun
Knew I would get flamed
For the incorrect grammar
It's the count you know
Haiku # 22495, September 30, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by Janis (to scotch) of Toronto
Markings of insanity
Scars that won't fade
The bed has me captive
There is no point
Bastards in naples yellow
Haiku # 22494, September 30, 2002 5:51 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
if you say "frisco"
you can't leave fisherman's wharf
i don't make the rules
Haiku # 22493, September 30, 2002 3:23 am ET
by scotch of 30 minutes north...
If you mean this one
Then yes, I know what you mean
by Blemished by sun
Haiku # 22492, September 30, 2002 2:34 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
OMG!!!! Mario
Sunshine is the shit. I mean,
for real, it's that tight.
Haiku # 22491, September 29, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by #2 Gunna
Read Barefoot Gen. Then
you will understand the whole
blemished by sun thing.
Haiku # 22490, September 29, 2002 11:32 pm ET
by Censor sensor
Afternoon coffee
A rest from the chaos of
Mario Sunshine
Haiku # 22489, September 29, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Flying to 'frisco
For the Yankee thanksgiving
On Aeroplan miles
Haiku # 22488, September 29, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Sometimes I feel like
I want to be a member
Of a different club
Haiku # 22487, September 29, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the blemished by sun
thing was up too long without
a new submission
Haiku # 22486, September 29, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blemished by sunlight
and radiation poison,
still won't kill the dog.
Haiku # 22485, September 28, 2002 1:54 am ET
by Censor sensor
kaiser, translated:
"german emperor health plan"
it fails to comfort
Haiku # 22484, September 27, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
undecided course
like a flummoxed kitty-cat
on the mantlepiece
Haiku # 22483, September 27, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by weekend plans r us
Hans
His soul
Hans-Olo
Leader of the
New Frontier
Fearless
Chief
Haiku # 22482, September 27, 2002 3:52 pm ET
by Karli of Vancouver
abundant monkeys
plethora of bananas
equals bad haiku
Haiku # 22481, September 27, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by zookeeper
one would also think
that writing like a monkey
makes no sense at all
Haiku # 22480, September 27, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by who ARE some of these people anyway?
Long ten hour shift
Followed by Saturday Shift
I hate part time work.
Haiku # 22479, September 27, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SuperMicro hate
Has poisoned haiku talent!
...mail them shit in box!
Haiku # 22478, September 27, 2002 11:31 am ET
by kackarott
Super-Micro Sucks
Feel the wrath of my hot
Frothy urnine hate!
Haiku # 22477, September 27, 2002 11:26 am ET
by kackarott
after a short while
owning a monkey ceases
to be amusing
Haiku # 22476, September 27, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Lola
political power, influence and control
cunt bitch twat slut 'ho
damn that girl is good
Haiku # 22475, September 27, 2002 3:55 am ET
by GoFreaksGo
Poised with the rock
over the window of her dad's new Suburu
She locked in the keys again
Haiku # 22474, September 27, 2002 3:48 am ET
by GoFreaksGo
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