Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Seattle Duck tour
All it is quacked up to be
Worth the extra bills
Haiku # 22496, September 30, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by onjaysun
Knew I would get flamed
For the incorrect grammar
It's the count you know
Haiku # 22495, September 30, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by Janis (to scotch) of Toronto
Markings of insanity
Scars that won't fade
The bed has me captive
There is no point
Bastards in naples yellow
Haiku # 22494, September 30, 2002 5:51 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
if you say "frisco"
you can't leave fisherman's wharf
i don't make the rules
Haiku # 22493, September 30, 2002 3:23 am ET
by scotch of 30 minutes north...
If you mean this one
Then yes, I know what you mean
by Blemished by sun
Haiku # 22492, September 30, 2002 2:34 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
OMG!!!! Mario
Sunshine is the shit. I mean,
for real, it's that tight.
Haiku # 22491, September 29, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by #2 Gunna
Read Barefoot Gen. Then
you will understand the whole
blemished by sun thing.
Haiku # 22490, September 29, 2002 11:32 pm ET
by Censor sensor
Afternoon coffee
A rest from the chaos of
Mario Sunshine
Haiku # 22489, September 29, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Flying to 'frisco
For the Yankee thanksgiving
On Aeroplan miles
Haiku # 22488, September 29, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Sometimes I feel like
I want to be a member
Of a different club
Haiku # 22487, September 29, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the blemished by sun
thing was up too long without
a new submission
Haiku # 22486, September 29, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blemished by sunlight
and radiation poison,
still won't kill the dog.
Haiku # 22485, September 28, 2002 1:54 am ET
by Censor sensor
kaiser, translated:
"german emperor health plan"
it fails to comfort
Haiku # 22484, September 27, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
undecided course
like a flummoxed kitty-cat
on the mantlepiece
Haiku # 22483, September 27, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by weekend plans r us
Hans
His soul
Hans-Olo
Leader of the
New Frontier
Fearless
Chief
Haiku # 22482, September 27, 2002 3:52 pm ET
by Karli of Vancouver
abundant monkeys
plethora of bananas
equals bad haiku
Haiku # 22481, September 27, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by zookeeper
one would also think
that writing like a monkey
makes no sense at all
Haiku # 22480, September 27, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by who ARE some of these people anyway?
Long ten hour shift
Followed by Saturday Shift
I hate part time work.
Haiku # 22479, September 27, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SuperMicro hate
Has poisoned haiku talent!
...mail them shit in box!
Haiku # 22478, September 27, 2002 11:31 am ET
by kackarott
Super-Micro Sucks
Feel the wrath of my hot
Frothy urnine hate!
Haiku # 22477, September 27, 2002 11:26 am ET
by kackarott
after a short while
owning a monkey ceases
to be amusing
Haiku # 22476, September 27, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Lola
political power, influence and control
cunt bitch twat slut 'ho
damn that girl is good
Haiku # 22475, September 27, 2002 3:55 am ET
by GoFreaksGo
Poised with the rock
over the window of her dad's new Suburu
She locked in the keys again
Haiku # 22474, September 27, 2002 3:48 am ET
by GoFreaksGo
polysyallabic words
come to me too easily
check out my egg-shaped head!
Haiku # 22473, September 27, 2002 3:42 am ET
by GoFreaksGo
when i had my last
emotional meltdown the
staff gave me some shots
Haiku # 22472, September 27, 2002 2:07 am ET
by one of the plumbers....
while painting your portrait
i gesture wildly and howl
the canvas is blank
Haiku # 22471, September 27, 2002 1:01 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
chinese ping pong team
rushing in to rescue me
wearing red sweatsuits
Haiku # 22470, September 27, 2002 12:54 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
the first girl i fucked
fell off her motorcycle
seven years later
Haiku # 22469, September 27, 2002 12:52 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
swing away tobey
bash that fucking alien
st~~~~ht up the ol' squash
Haiku # 22468, September 27, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
when i cried at lunch
the other plumbers noticed
and chewed thoughtfully
Haiku # 22467, September 27, 2002 12:49 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
duh
Haiku # 22466, September 26, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just don't get burned out
think how your work would suffer
haiku for the team
Haiku # 22465, September 26, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by justifications r us
Merriam-Webster
(no crystal ball needed here)
all can be foreseen
Haiku # 22464, September 26, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Lola
well, quite honestly
(without "this" bad typing boss)
there'd be no haiku
Haiku # 22463, September 26, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by self-employed r us
could this be my work,
and fixing bugs, goofing off
while i write haiku?


either way, i'm paid
and quite well per syllable
life is but a dream
Haiku # 22462, September 26, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by scotch
spelling's not the prob
simply that typos abound
when boss is around
Haiku # 22461, September 26, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by should be working r us
the question is moot
cause if one can't spell friends, well
how can one be one
Haiku # 22460, September 26, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by really should be working not haiku-ing
freinds cannot be made
they happen, like rain and dreams
none of them forseen
Haiku # 22459, September 26, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by is forseen really a word...wondering r us
from a round white bowl
scent of peaches ripening
near the radio
Haiku # 22458, September 26, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
oh yeah, i know art...
i know him when i see him
every now and then
Haiku # 22457, September 26, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by scotch
you remember art
known to frequent many spots
(hangs around a lot)
Haiku # 22456, September 26, 2002 4:38 pm ET
by Boston gal really signing off
laser quick, lightning
blurs and bursts the sky. Blinded
lovers laughter soars
Haiku # 22455, September 26, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by storyteller signs off...(yeah, et al)
second line should read
pondering analogy
didn't need that "the"
Haiku # 22454, September 26, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by critics r us
stars shiny rivets
fasten night onto the sky
buttons come undone

"tsk, tsk" Art mutters
pondering the analogy
Draw the shades at least
Haiku # 22453, September 26, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by storytellers r us
who is this art guy?
i don't think i've seen his work
not here, anyway
Haiku # 22452, September 26, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by scotch...okay, back to work
art manipulates
transformation incomplete
cloned himself once more
Haiku # 22451, September 26, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by heh heh
my sweet old et al
who took her leave of this place
and came back with more
Haiku # 22450, September 26, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by scotch of deep mud, at war with bugs
Cloned myself today
Undressed and molested him
Then we got pizza
Haiku # 22449, September 26, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by kackarott
saffron leaves do fall
trees blown naked in the wind
foretell autumn's end
Haiku # 22448, September 25, 2002 11:32 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
art manipulates
transformation incomplete
too many boo boos
Haiku # 22447, September 25, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by outta here r us (for now!)
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