Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

spelling's not the prob
simply that typos abound
when boss is around
Haiku # 22461, September 26, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by should be working r us
the question is moot
cause if one can't spell friends, well
how can one be one
Haiku # 22460, September 26, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by really should be working not haiku-ing
freinds cannot be made
they happen, like rain and dreams
none of them forseen
Haiku # 22459, September 26, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by is forseen really a word...wondering r us
from a round white bowl
scent of peaches ripening
near the radio
Haiku # 22458, September 26, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
oh yeah, i know art...
i know him when i see him
every now and then
Haiku # 22457, September 26, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by scotch
you remember art
known to frequent many spots
(hangs around a lot)
Haiku # 22456, September 26, 2002 4:38 pm ET
by Boston gal really signing off
laser quick, lightning
blurs and bursts the sky. Blinded
lovers laughter soars
Haiku # 22455, September 26, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by storyteller signs off...(yeah, et al)
second line should read
pondering analogy
didn't need that "the"
Haiku # 22454, September 26, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by critics r us
stars shiny rivets
fasten night onto the sky
buttons come undone

"tsk, tsk" Art mutters
pondering the analogy
Draw the shades at least
Haiku # 22453, September 26, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by storytellers r us
who is this art guy?
i don't think i've seen his work
not here, anyway
Haiku # 22452, September 26, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by scotch...okay, back to work
art manipulates
transformation incomplete
cloned himself once more
Haiku # 22451, September 26, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by heh heh
my sweet old et al
who took her leave of this place
and came back with more
Haiku # 22450, September 26, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by scotch of deep mud, at war with bugs
Cloned myself today
Undressed and molested him
Then we got pizza
Haiku # 22449, September 26, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by kackarott
saffron leaves do fall
trees blown naked in the wind
foretell autumn's end
Haiku # 22448, September 25, 2002 11:32 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
art manipulates
transformation incomplete
too many boo boos
Haiku # 22447, September 25, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by outta here r us (for now!)
cool windy whispers
mark autumn's sudden onset
where's my jacket?
Haiku # 22446, September 25, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by one more for the road r us
It's true about the
rushing. Haiku miscounted
usually due to that
Haiku # 22445, September 25, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
should know much better
quick submissions usually
do come out all wrong
Haiku # 22444, September 25, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by rushing out of work r us
haiku poetry
where the last writen word gleams
with an extra beat
Haiku # 22443, September 25, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by Boston gal...critics r us
impulsive artist
wondering where the words went
may try again tomorrow
Haiku # 22442, September 25, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Boston gal et al
The soldier cried out
words tumbling into the void
as the bullet struck


Awake on linen,
he wondered, blanket or shroud?
The pain surged. Blanket.
Haiku # 22441, September 25, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by storytellers r us
bright purple corvette
why waste your money on one
bright purple corvette
Haiku # 22440, September 25, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by good taste r us
27 Found
Is what was returned to me
When "purple" was searched
Haiku # 22439, September 25, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
jacaranda tree
interwoven purple blooms
scents the forest air
Haiku # 22438, September 25, 2002 12:25 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
used the search engine
to look for many colours
found no poem purple
Haiku # 22437, September 25, 2002 11:39 am ET
by cuz al in BC
My toes are curling
Abdomen stiff as a board
Great cunnilingus
Haiku # 22436, September 25, 2002 10:39 am ET
by cunnilinger
flowing blood
pretty flowers
packaging for nature, why
Haiku # 22435, September 25, 2002 1:02 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Airplane toilets flush.
Frozen chunks of blue water.
Hooray! It's raining.
Haiku # 22434, September 25, 2002 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
She said she loved me,
Would always be there for me.
My wife won't like that.
Haiku # 22433, September 25, 2002 12:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boing I fall
Splat I hurt
That swine pushed me
Haiku # 22432, September 25, 2002 12:00 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
whenever i'm stressed
back to haiku i return
law school's too much work
Haiku # 22431, September 24, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by Jane of no longer of Princeton, now of Boston
The world around me,
Is not as important as,
The state of the soul.
Haiku # 22430, September 24, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
fuck this fucking world
and all who live in it go
and fuck off all you!
Haiku # 22429, September 24, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey janis, while
using date search got "connection
closed by remote server"
Haiku # 22428, September 24, 2002 6:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dad....Italian
Mother....native indian,
Me?....Awopaho
Haiku # 22427, September 24, 2002 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad burrito sending
Shockwaves throughout my colon
Gotta cop a squat
Haiku # 22426, September 24, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Burrito boy
The search it now works
Ready to accept queries
From all of you guys
Haiku # 22425, September 24, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Janis
the russet potato
while red, is still starchy
and best served cooked
Haiku # 22424, September 24, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the whole word says a
different thing to the same
people, at different times
Haiku # 22423, September 24, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is a game till
we stop playing and the whole world stops spinning till then
Haiku # 22422, September 24, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by Mox
I know your game
That secret smile
All my friends have seen it
Haiku # 22421, September 24, 2002 12:08 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
apple is juicy
much sweeter than expected
dribbles down my chin
Haiku # 22420, September 23, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by mellie of NY
the world is full of
moments of banality
and those of real zen
Haiku # 22419, September 23, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Moxie of Hail Eris
so is ap saying
he'd like to f-me like a dolphin?

and get closer to god?
Haiku # 22418, September 23, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
light in the shadows
tangled within oak tree's limbs
full moon's destiny
Haiku # 22417, September 23, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
autumn leaves scatter
shadow's flicker in moon's light
past leaning headstones
Haiku # 22416, September 23, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
sounds like your problem
simply that you park yourself
don't know how to drive
Haiku # 22415, September 23, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Letitia Busybody
I just want a place
to park my cock for a while
that too much to ask?
Haiku # 22414, September 23, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bunch of five year olds
can't get their minds off of this
bullshit...not gettin' any?
Haiku # 22413, September 23, 2002 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through that tiny door
Haiku # 22412, September 23, 2002 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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