Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through that tiny door
Haiku # 22412, September 23, 2002 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through tiny door
Haiku # 22411, September 23, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by Moxie
twat is a real word,
although considered vulgar,
it is a real word.
Haiku # 22410, September 23, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by moxie
September 23,
autumn, is it first day of
spring down-under? whooooo
Haiku # 22409, September 23, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boston gal, my tongue
red as a leaf, shivering
on the tree, awaits
Haiku # 22408, September 23, 2002 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
3-2-6- PM
drunk, sending horny haiku,
in Nelson, BC.
Haiku # 22407, September 23, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
They say a dolphins
Penis, ejaculating
In human female,

Would blow her apart,
Guess that would work with moxie
Too, hmmm throw him in!!!!
Haiku # 22406, September 23, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by not whales, but dolphins at the aquarium
slurrrrrp
Haiku # 22405, September 23, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue lapping it
Haiku # 22404, September 23, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by damn no spellcheck on this damn preview
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue laping it
Haiku # 22403, September 23, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
early autumn trees
turning they begin to blush
before disrobing
Haiku # 22402, September 23, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Boston gal
she washes her horse
with the slowly setting sun
in the autumn sea
Haiku # 22401, September 23, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
equinox signals
rising glow of harvest moon
indian summer
Haiku # 22400, September 23, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Darth Hag says submit
Something about a whale, eh?
The ocean is gross
Haiku # 22399, September 23, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Oggy Ben Doggy of Far, far away
Rubber Bands Flying
Work time wars when boss is gone
OUCH! You hit my eye!
Haiku # 22398, September 23, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by Darth Hag of VA
HaikuHo's husband
does the Chili Poison Dance
Thank God we're outside
Haiku # 22397, September 23, 2002 10:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pelvic paradise
I love dining at the Y
Hair tickles my tongue
Haiku # 22396, September 23, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
Hey there crazy man
in cellophane underwear
I can see yer nuts
Haiku # 22395, September 23, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
you are my sunshine
clouds above belong to you
girl, i love your smile
Haiku # 22394, September 23, 2002 2:23 am ET
by mastahari of autriche
You beat her
She loves us both
Yet I am alone
Haiku # 22393, September 23, 2002 1:07 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
So glad to be here,
You are too. Don't suck my dick,
Unless you mean it.
Haiku # 22392, September 22, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by Sunshine of Toronto, Earth
mellie's in new york
scorning internet access
eating the apple
Haiku # 22391, September 22, 2002 5:57 am ET
by ash
amen ms. janis
as the atmosphere bubbles
i pack a monster
Haiku # 22390, September 22, 2002 5:47 am ET
by ash
slimey, yes, slimey
not little lawyer prick but
slimey lawyer prick
Haiku # 22389, September 21, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by ap - bad choice of words
dear bob i need you
slip your little lawyer prick
into the dog's ass
Haiku # 22388, September 21, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ap - Sorry for the dog
neglecting my love
sorry I did not write you
was very sleepy
Haiku # 22387, September 21, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
waiting for your touch
with you, bad times end tonight
come on evening
Haiku # 22386, September 21, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
bad days will end soon
every thing will be ok
can't wait to see you
Haiku # 22385, September 21, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Your pants are burning
Dance your flaming ass away
Don't ruin my party
Haiku # 22384, September 21, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by HaikuHo
where has mellie gone
i imagine with a man
an attentive man
Haiku # 22383, September 21, 2002 10:49 am ET
by ap who misses lascivious postings
Mobile phone
disturber of peace
slave on my hip
leave me in peace
Haiku # 22382, September 21, 2002 9:18 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
loves soft touch scars just as deeply as the sharpest knife
Haiku # 22381, September 21, 2002 8:47 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
there are no lions
but i can hear dogs barking
not as dangerous
Haiku # 22380, September 20, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
two freshwater ducks
collided on each other
sending neat ripples
Haiku # 22379, September 20, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by indiana
Thunder rumbles close
Another rainstorm coming
Time to hit the bong
Haiku # 22378, September 20, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by Janis
change is in the air
autumn weaves bold tapestry
looming yet unseen
Haiku # 22377, September 20, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
early autumn rain
rotting leaves leave dark handprints
on the wet cement
Haiku # 22376, September 20, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by ;)
Patience, re: Search. (See
Haiku 22322.)
New language - takes time.
Haiku # 22375, September 20, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Adam of Haikuville, PHP
familiar whisper
soft rustle through falling leaves
memories of you
Haiku # 22374, September 20, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Boston gal ...good to see you back (Scott?)
The wood does seem to
Have had a calming effect
On the bad poets
Haiku # 22373, September 20, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
i stepped in a field
and found that i'd lost my name
or gained another
Haiku # 22372, September 20, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of scotch (hey Boston Gal, et al)
a close look reveals
subliminal messages
hidden in the grain
Haiku # 22371, September 20, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of scotch
apologies? grace?
on bad haiku? i am stunned
it must be the wood
Haiku # 22370, September 20, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by scotch
Off to Seattle
Ducks Trolls Needles Underground
Rock n Roll Baseball
Haiku # 22369, September 20, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by onjaysun
we both made wishes
last night at a late hour
i hope they come true
Haiku # 22368, September 20, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
The past is coming
Maybe later on today
The search will be back
Haiku # 22367, September 20, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Janis
my girlfriend will not
understand my intentions.
i do this for THEM.
Haiku # 22366, September 20, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by helix
the kid is not mine,
why do i love him so much?
breaking up sucks ass.
Haiku # 22365, September 20, 2002 2:36 pm ET
by helix
worn gifts from the sea
sands do sparkle jewel-covered
recycled old glass
Haiku # 22364, September 20, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
I liked the search,
more than the preview function,
where is the past now?
Haiku # 22363, September 20, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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