Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Mobile phone
disturber of peace
slave on my hip
leave me in peace
Haiku # 22382, September 21, 2002 9:18 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
loves soft touch scars just as deeply as the sharpest knife
Haiku # 22381, September 21, 2002 8:47 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
there are no lions
but i can hear dogs barking
not as dangerous
Haiku # 22380, September 20, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
two freshwater ducks
collided on each other
sending neat ripples
Haiku # 22379, September 20, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by indiana
Thunder rumbles close
Another rainstorm coming
Time to hit the bong
Haiku # 22378, September 20, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by Janis
change is in the air
autumn weaves bold tapestry
looming yet unseen
Haiku # 22377, September 20, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
early autumn rain
rotting leaves leave dark handprints
on the wet cement
Haiku # 22376, September 20, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by ;)
Patience, re: Search. (See
Haiku 22322.)
New language - takes time.
Haiku # 22375, September 20, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Adam of Haikuville, PHP
familiar whisper
soft rustle through falling leaves
memories of you
Haiku # 22374, September 20, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Boston gal ...good to see you back (Scott?)
The wood does seem to
Have had a calming effect
On the bad poets
Haiku # 22373, September 20, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
i stepped in a field
and found that i'd lost my name
or gained another
Haiku # 22372, September 20, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of scotch (hey Boston Gal, et al)
a close look reveals
subliminal messages
hidden in the grain
Haiku # 22371, September 20, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of scotch
apologies? grace?
on bad haiku? i am stunned
it must be the wood
Haiku # 22370, September 20, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by scotch
Off to Seattle
Ducks Trolls Needles Underground
Rock n Roll Baseball
Haiku # 22369, September 20, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by onjaysun
we both made wishes
last night at a late hour
i hope they come true
Haiku # 22368, September 20, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
The past is coming
Maybe later on today
The search will be back
Haiku # 22367, September 20, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Janis
my girlfriend will not
understand my intentions.
i do this for THEM.
Haiku # 22366, September 20, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by helix
the kid is not mine,
why do i love him so much?
breaking up sucks ass.
Haiku # 22365, September 20, 2002 2:36 pm ET
by helix
worn gifts from the sea
sands do sparkle jewel-covered
recycled old glass
Haiku # 22364, September 20, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
I liked the search,
more than the preview function,
where is the past now?
Haiku # 22363, September 20, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Knowing I should work
I am somehow compelled to
wallow in bad poems
Haiku # 22362, September 20, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by HaikuConvert
my love for you is,
all that i know and want too
wishing for your touch
Haiku # 22361, September 20, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
another virgo
celebrates this autumn day
past presents future
Haiku # 22360, September 20, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Boston gal
telling my girlfriend
that i no longer love her
is going to be hard
Haiku # 22359, September 20, 2002 11:31 am ET
by helix
all alone in here
there's no one to talk to me
where is everyone??
Haiku # 22358, September 20, 2002 11:28 am ET
by some internet chick
good to stay in bed
on a day thats just like this
hugging my teddy
Haiku # 22357, September 20, 2002 11:25 am ET
by some internet chick
its pouring down rain
jumping in the rain puddles
like being a kid
Haiku # 22356, September 20, 2002 11:17 am ET
by some internet chick
rain rain go away
I want to go out and play
guess someother day
Haiku # 22355, September 20, 2002 11:13 am ET
by some internet chick
The earthworms scattered
As the rain comes down today
Falling with intent
Haiku # 22354, September 20, 2002 10:39 am ET
by Janis
nothing to forgive
just one more simple mistake
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 22353, September 20, 2002 9:23 am ET
by ash
To Ash Im sorry
I didnt see who you ment
can you forgive me
Haiku # 22352, September 20, 2002 9:16 am ET
by some internet chick
what to write about
on such a gloomy rain day
good day for a nap
Haiku # 22351, September 20, 2002 9:15 am ET
by some internet chick
get with the program
i wasn't aimed at your work
but someone lower
Haiku # 22350, September 20, 2002 9:13 am ET
by ash
Q-tips OH Q-tips
oh what a wonderful thing
for itching my brain
Haiku # 22349, September 20, 2002 9:13 am ET
by some internet chick
not dissing the page
loving the page brand new look
better than plain white
Haiku # 22348, September 20, 2002 9:05 am ET
by some internet chick
don't dis the effort
it's the poets that are bad
not the site itself
Haiku # 22347, September 20, 2002 9:02 am ET
by ash
pretty new haiku
the wood tones are so soothing
but where is the search
Haiku # 22346, September 20, 2002 8:58 am ET
by some internet chick
how amazing you
you make time to work on
such a crappy site
Haiku # 22345, September 20, 2002 4:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
intern politics
haider's kasperltheater
dadaism helps out
Haiku # 22344, September 20, 2002 2:24 am ET
by mastahari of austria
funny thing happened
i came back to badhaiku
and got a woody
Haiku # 22343, September 20, 2002 1:54 am ET
by scotch (i like the new look)
combing the shoreline
for cones, cowries and rock shells
amongst dead seaweeds
Haiku # 22342, September 19, 2002 10:17 pm ET
by indiana
Bad little SpellCheck
Should have getted that "gotted"
Now must hurted you!
Haiku # 22341, September 19, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by onjaysun
It's been long and far
sex, rage, drugs, cocks; and we are
still in the driveway
Haiku # 22340, September 19, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wood paneling is
inspiring me to go home
and veneer my pets
Haiku # 22339, September 19, 2002 3:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dad gotted zapped today
Still can't dance but he's back to
A normal rhythm
Haiku # 22338, September 19, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by onjaysun
Mac O S 10 .
2 . 1 . lung cancer
just might be more fun
Haiku # 22337, September 19, 2002 12:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This morning I worked
a coat-hanger contraption
to catch all these geese
Haiku # 22336, September 19, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Makes me very sad
To see innocent retreads
Who can't cross the road
Haiku # 22335, September 19, 2002 11:40 am ET
by onjaysun
writer's block is the
void without huge issues or nightmares to distract
Haiku # 22334, September 19, 2002 9:34 am ET
by Mox
middle east problems
i can see the signs right now
one more burning bush
Haiku # 22333, September 19, 2002 9:33 am ET
by ash
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