Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

seems to come in waves
and oft times too there's foaming
maybe the right pic
Haiku # 22332, September 19, 2002 9:21 am ET
by ash
my baby vomits
more curds than outback iraq
since the mustard gas
Haiku # 22331, September 19, 2002 9:12 am ET
by ash
no araq attack
roman politics on halt
saddamm inspectors
Haiku # 22330, September 19, 2002 2:35 am ET
by mastahari
totally spaced out
aliens from uranus
i love your brown eyes
Haiku # 22329, September 19, 2002 1:57 am ET
by ash
forceful opinions
are no longer black and white
but rather beige
Haiku # 22328, September 18, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by ash
got it right janis
i like taking the piss out
in surging volumes
Haiku # 22327, September 18, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by ash
being what it is
the opinions of others
the sky is still blue
Haiku # 22326, September 18, 2002 7:13 pm ET
by Dadaism
Have no clues for Blue
Get outta my head dogfriend
Green ain't my color!
Haiku # 22325, September 18, 2002 6:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
better than the last
yet still could filter out the
assholes like moxie
moxie sucks
Haiku # 22324, September 18, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so artsey fartsey
i like this new bad haiku
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22323, September 18, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Search Page will return
soon. Then, all Bad that is lost
will be found again.
Haiku # 22322, September 18, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Adam
I eat my crackers
reading haiku from this site
crackers spray on screen
Haiku # 22321, September 18, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by HaikuConvert
Thanks Anon Poet
That mistake in the server
Being fixed right now
Haiku # 22320, September 18, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Urine coloured wave
Kind of symbolic of the
haiku here
Haiku # 22319, September 18, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Yes the waves were blue
And they were way taller too
I changed it, who cares!
Haiku # 22318, September 18, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
horrible layout
for the digital haiku
waves use to be blue

although outrageous
hope i don't get addicted
still submit same shit
Haiku # 22317, September 18, 2002 11:32 am ET
by mastahari of austria
http://badhaiku.com

This 'net URL
Took me to another site
Which was called "Bad Math"
Haiku # 22316, September 18, 2002 11:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the mahogany
and a wave frozen in time
for us to enjoy
Haiku # 22315, September 18, 2002 11:00 am ET
by cuz al <:-) thanks janis & adam
it may take a while
before i get a dark tan
as i watch the waves
Haiku # 22314, September 18, 2002 10:44 am ET
by indiana
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
takes getting used to
Haiku # 22313, September 18, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ash
virgo is wise -- gives
a gift of and for herself
presents for us all
Haiku # 22312, September 17, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Boston gal adds...Birthday Wishes
with some distinction
bad haiku looks rather good
classic eastern art
Haiku # 22311, September 17, 2002 11:30 pm ET
by Boston gal says... thanks
soundlessly rain falls
leaves wet upon unswept stones
in the autumn dusk
Haiku # 22310, September 17, 2002 11:22 pm ET
by Boston gal...
How oriental!
All I have to say Janice
This place looks super
Haiku # 22309, September 17, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by WyldKyss of MS
a bit of chance or
suicide as art killing
structure and aesthetes
Haiku # 22308, September 17, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by Dadaism
the taste of the gods
men speaking out curses and dripping egos...
Haiku # 22307, September 17, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heh!!!! shit happens bro
imagine the flow of life
a toilet, going down
Haiku # 22305, September 17, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to the
searching capability?
and moxie still here?
Haiku # 22304, September 17, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by bob loblaw
Be sure to try out
A bad new Haiku feature:
Preview before Send.
Haiku # 22303, September 17, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by Adam
sometimes no words can
say the effects of change but the flow of water
Haiku # 22302, September 17, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ok, I am offically floored, this looks very good
she was married to
a man whom is in jail yet
she remains with him...
Haiku # 22301, September 17, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Moxie
Soon, the roof next door
will have a glorious pat-
io. I can't wait.
Haiku # 22300, September 17, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Adam
It's very sunny.
My eyes can't take anymore.
Too many photons.
Haiku # 22299, September 17, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Adam
A street festival
for the graffiti artists
made our wall pretty
Haiku # 22298, September 17, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Big download session
mp3s in abundance
Music to my ears
Haiku # 22297, September 17, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Back with a facelift
It's an all-new Bad Haiku
Look at all the wood.
Haiku # 22296, September 17, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Adam
The Silly Putty
Sitting lonely on the desk
The gravity wins
Haiku # 22295, September 17, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
It's still summer here
27 celsius
Please please let it last
Haiku # 22294, September 17, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
It is my birthday
The site is now updated
Big thanks to Adam
Haiku # 22293, September 17, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Is product placement
getting out of control, what
Mountain Dew you think?
Haiku # 22292, September 13, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by onjaysun
the bad haiku site
is more like rotting herring
and we? garbage gulls?
Haiku # 22291, September 13, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by (heroin?) imho, ash
Haiku # 22290, September 13, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by 'peter' sussmann
the almost silent
pulse throbbing expectations
the Hammer returns
Haiku # 22289, September 13, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of The Ninth Gate
ALL YOUR BASE
ARE BELONG TO US
Haiku # 22288, September 13, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Someone set up us the bomb!



All you base are belong to us.
Haiku # 22287, September 13, 2002 10:31 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
well, as the form says:
"Bad Haiku: (necessary)"
though who can say why...
Haiku # 22286, September 13, 2002 4:11 am ET
by scotch
so many return
because they can't stop themselves
haiku heroin
Haiku # 22285, September 13, 2002 1:50 am ET
by ash
thanks for the nice words
but about all those fun drugs...
not sure i can wait
Haiku # 22284, September 12, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by scotch (okay, my pity party is officially over - stay tuned for the vicodan party)
A message sent as old as time,
A message not always told by rhyme.
A dream of hope and love so refine,
A dream of a boy told through my eye.
Haiku # 22283, September 12, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I type on my blueberry stained keyboard
She types on my heart
We type to each other =)
Haiku # 22282, September 12, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by Boris
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