Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

sometimes no words can
say the effects of change but the flow of water
Haiku # 22302, September 17, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ok, I am offically floored, this looks very good
she was married to
a man whom is in jail yet
she remains with him...
Haiku # 22301, September 17, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Moxie
Soon, the roof next door
will have a glorious pat-
io. I can't wait.
Haiku # 22300, September 17, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Adam
It's very sunny.
My eyes can't take anymore.
Too many photons.
Haiku # 22299, September 17, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Adam
A street festival
for the graffiti artists
made our wall pretty
Haiku # 22298, September 17, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Big download session
mp3s in abundance
Music to my ears
Haiku # 22297, September 17, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Back with a facelift
It's an all-new Bad Haiku
Look at all the wood.
Haiku # 22296, September 17, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Adam
The Silly Putty
Sitting lonely on the desk
The gravity wins
Haiku # 22295, September 17, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
It's still summer here
27 celsius
Please please let it last
Haiku # 22294, September 17, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
It is my birthday
The site is now updated
Big thanks to Adam
Haiku # 22293, September 17, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Is product placement
getting out of control, what
Mountain Dew you think?
Haiku # 22292, September 13, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by onjaysun
the bad haiku site
is more like rotting herring
and we? garbage gulls?
Haiku # 22291, September 13, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by (heroin?) imho, ash
Haiku # 22290, September 13, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by 'peter' sussmann
the almost silent
pulse throbbing expectations
the Hammer returns
Haiku # 22289, September 13, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of The Ninth Gate
ALL YOUR BASE
ARE BELONG TO US
Haiku # 22288, September 13, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Someone set up us the bomb!



All you base are belong to us.
Haiku # 22287, September 13, 2002 10:31 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
well, as the form says:
"Bad Haiku: (necessary)"
though who can say why...
Haiku # 22286, September 13, 2002 4:11 am ET
by scotch
so many return
because they can't stop themselves
haiku heroin
Haiku # 22285, September 13, 2002 1:50 am ET
by ash
thanks for the nice words
but about all those fun drugs...
not sure i can wait
Haiku # 22284, September 12, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by scotch (okay, my pity party is officially over - stay tuned for the vicodan party)
A message sent as old as time,
A message not always told by rhyme.
A dream of hope and love so refine,
A dream of a boy told through my eye.
Haiku # 22283, September 12, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I type on my blueberry stained keyboard
She types on my heart
We type to each other =)
Haiku # 22282, September 12, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by Boris
Scotch, such the cut-up
Now you'll have a great story
And they give you DRUGS!
Haiku # 22281, September 12, 2002 7:06 pm ET
by onjaysun
the image persists:
the saw meeting my ribcage...
that'll leave a mark!
Haiku # 22280, September 12, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by scotch
so much for cycling
passionate sex is out, too
what's left then - knitting?
Haiku # 22279, September 12, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by scotch (i'm giving myself another hour and a few more haikus to feel self-pity)
"you have a big heart,"
i was told, sadly by my
cardiologist

thirty four years old,
vegetarian and fit...
george burns is laughing
Haiku # 22278, September 12, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by scotch
OH MY GOD, A TICK!
GET IT OFF ME! Oh...just a
Watermelon seed.
Haiku # 22277, September 12, 2002 11:58 am ET
by onjaysun
Stinky booty, ugh!
Why don't you pull up your pants
I'm trying to eat here
Haiku # 22276, September 12, 2002 11:03 am ET
by Mundo of USA
it's sitting at a
crossroads, not well, a person
looking for a road
Haiku # 22275, September 12, 2002 10:19 am ET
by Moxie
cower at anon
"all your bases will belong"
trip the booby hatch
Haiku # 22274, September 12, 2002 10:04 am ET
by ash
born again poet
it's moxie resurrected
counting like a pro
Haiku # 22273, September 12, 2002 9:59 am ET
by ash
the morning coffee
and saving my own soul from
it's decaying self
Haiku # 22272, September 12, 2002 8:58 am ET
by Moxie
tasteless offerings
with quite a loss of relish
and no seasoning
Haiku # 22271, September 12, 2002 8:19 am ET
by ash
in this empty house
with the windows rattling,
the doors slam and slam
Haiku # 22270, September 12, 2002 2:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moon rising sliced new
like the melon split open
this morning, cool, sweet....
Haiku # 22269, September 12, 2002 2:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
assholes who can't think
usually resort to hating
women, hating selves
Haiku # 22268, September 12, 2002 2:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
between stained curtains
the black cat's eyes follow a
snowflake as it falls
Haiku # 22267, September 12, 2002 2:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
why not an asshole
filter where we just screen for
people with something?
Haiku # 22266, September 12, 2002 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
why not a site with
goodhaiku? a place where we
could try to write well.....
Haiku # 22265, September 12, 2002 2:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
across the still lake
through upcurls of morning mist---
the cry of a loon
Haiku # 22264, September 12, 2002 2:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a dozen roses
the cardboard lightly stained by
rain, box comes apart
Haiku # 22263, September 12, 2002 2:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie strides past the
theater his shadow caught on
a nail, hammer down!
Haiku # 22262, September 12, 2002 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
with a flourish the
waitress leaves behind all these
rearranged messes
Haiku # 22261, September 12, 2002 2:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you still don't get it
janis gave us this website
and pays to host it
Haiku # 22260, September 11, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by for now, anyway...keep it up moron and you'll have to leave your missives elsewhere
janis only cares
when it's HER name thats mentioned
troll, cunt- whatever
Haiku # 22259, September 11, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to play by the rules
is to forget the weather
is always changing
Haiku # 22258, September 11, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by Moxie
A howl wakes the house
Getting water and stepped on
A damn Lego brick!
Haiku # 22257, September 11, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by onjaysun
I wait anxiously
For I know a new Badder
Haiku approaches
Haiku # 22256, September 11, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by Adam
Convert them I say
Besides we do really love
That Ray Stevens song
Haiku # 22255, September 11, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
listening to stern
saying "kill all the arabs"
guess we'd have peace then
Haiku # 22254, September 11, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by speaking of trolls...
Fez Monkey's staring
But banana, I have not
Don't fling poo at me
Haiku # 22253, September 11, 2002 10:47 am ET
by onjaysun
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