Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Stinky booty, ugh!
Why don't you pull up your pants
I'm trying to eat here
Haiku # 22276, September 12, 2002 11:03 am ET
by Mundo of USA
it's sitting at a
crossroads, not well, a person
looking for a road
Haiku # 22275, September 12, 2002 10:19 am ET
by Moxie
cower at anon
"all your bases will belong"
trip the booby hatch
Haiku # 22274, September 12, 2002 10:04 am ET
by ash
born again poet
it's moxie resurrected
counting like a pro
Haiku # 22273, September 12, 2002 9:59 am ET
by ash
the morning coffee
and saving my own soul from
it's decaying self
Haiku # 22272, September 12, 2002 8:58 am ET
by Moxie
tasteless offerings
with quite a loss of relish
and no seasoning
Haiku # 22271, September 12, 2002 8:19 am ET
by ash
in this empty house
with the windows rattling,
the doors slam and slam
Haiku # 22270, September 12, 2002 2:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moon rising sliced new
like the melon split open
this morning, cool, sweet....
Haiku # 22269, September 12, 2002 2:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
assholes who can't think
usually resort to hating
women, hating selves
Haiku # 22268, September 12, 2002 2:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
between stained curtains
the black cat's eyes follow a
snowflake as it falls
Haiku # 22267, September 12, 2002 2:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
why not an asshole
filter where we just screen for
people with something?
Haiku # 22266, September 12, 2002 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
why not a site with
goodhaiku? a place where we
could try to write well.....
Haiku # 22265, September 12, 2002 2:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
across the still lake
through upcurls of morning mist---
the cry of a loon
Haiku # 22264, September 12, 2002 2:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a dozen roses
the cardboard lightly stained by
rain, box comes apart
Haiku # 22263, September 12, 2002 2:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie strides past the
theater his shadow caught on
a nail, hammer down!
Haiku # 22262, September 12, 2002 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
with a flourish the
waitress leaves behind all these
rearranged messes
Haiku # 22261, September 12, 2002 2:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you still don't get it
janis gave us this website
and pays to host it
Haiku # 22260, September 11, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by for now, anyway...keep it up moron and you'll have to leave your missives elsewhere
janis only cares
when it's HER name thats mentioned
troll, cunt- whatever
Haiku # 22259, September 11, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to play by the rules
is to forget the weather
is always changing
Haiku # 22258, September 11, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by Moxie
A howl wakes the house
Getting water and stepped on
A damn Lego brick!
Haiku # 22257, September 11, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by onjaysun
I wait anxiously
For I know a new Badder
Haiku approaches
Haiku # 22256, September 11, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by Adam
Convert them I say
Besides we do really love
That Ray Stevens song
Haiku # 22255, September 11, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
listening to stern
saying "kill all the arabs"
guess we'd have peace then
Haiku # 22254, September 11, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by speaking of trolls...
Fez Monkey's staring
But banana, I have not
Don't fling poo at me
Haiku # 22253, September 11, 2002 10:47 am ET
by onjaysun
Do not feed the trolls
I know, but I just couldn't
resist temptation
Haiku # 22252, September 11, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Janis
morons with keyboards
short attention span visits
puking vile words
Haiku # 22251, September 11, 2002 6:20 am ET
by ap
this has become ridiculous
and Janis even sank to the bottom
of animal interaction

time to fry this place
Haiku # 22250, September 11, 2002 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this guy is a shit, seriously. First of all,
ash is gooz!! and stunna and shizzo, theys
genius!!!! plus, anyone with bukkake in the
name is fucking LEGEND too son>!
Haiku # 22249, September 10, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Ash, son you a goos.
I sees you still make haiku
goos goos, i pet alls
Haiku # 22248, September 10, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Janis, you bees good.
I had a dream you in it.
PUN gots the ripples
Haiku # 22247, September 10, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
GOD FUCK SOCK SOCK DAMN!
I NO BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE,
WHERE THE PICS COME FROM?
Haiku # 22246, September 10, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
viewing ground zero
deep pit of long sorrow...yet
flowerbed of hope
Haiku # 22245, September 10, 2002 8:16 pm ET
by Boston gal
i know yours janis
and i shall report your site
prepare for shutdown
Haiku # 22244, September 10, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How "Anonymous"
do you think you are, Poet?
I know where you live:

63.214.97.157
Haiku # 22243, September 10, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Janis
onjaysun = Janis
nice try asshole
:)
Haiku # 22242, September 10, 2002 7:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie....
Haiku # 22241, September 10, 2002 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Whine is the new red
Hey, I do sound kinda gay
Butch up Onjaysun
Haiku # 22240, September 10, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by onjaysun


Tomato season
Is such a good time of year
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22239, September 10, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Janis
newkidvoodoo (boring rank amateur)
Janis (shut yer cunt!)
onjaysun (gayer than ever possible)
Moxie (Zoloft would help...or a gun)
ash (*yawn* - self-important swineass)

let the whining denials begin...
Haiku # 22238, September 10, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm uninspired
ap's a fucking moron
call someone who cares
Haiku # 22237, September 10, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm uninspired
bad karma is rampant here
it just keeps getting worse
Haiku # 22236, September 10, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by ap
5
7
5
Haiku # 22234, September 10, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....
.......
.....
Haiku # 22233, September 10, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's like ninety out
So had a juicy fruit pop
Just to tease the ants.
Haiku # 22232, September 10, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by onjaysun
fuck off moxie....
Haiku # 22231, September 10, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Have I talk to you
'bout the wonders of Prep H?
Tames that flame, Janis
Haiku # 22229, September 10, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun
This site should not live
for much longer if assholes
keep flaming each other
Haiku # 22228, September 10, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Janis
what anonymous?
why would you stick up for ash?
are you his lover?
Haiku # 22227, September 10, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
hey, newkidpoopoo
can't figure out who's more dense
you or that gimp Mox

that is NOT ash's pic
but why bother telling you
retarded redneck
Haiku # 22226, September 10, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that pseudo mustache
isn't fooling anyone.
Ash gets no pussy.
Haiku # 22225, September 10, 2002 11:55 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
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