Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Ash, son you a goos.
I sees you still make haiku
goos goos, i pet alls
Haiku # 22248, September 10, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Janis, you bees good.
I had a dream you in it.
PUN gots the ripples
Haiku # 22247, September 10, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
GOD FUCK SOCK SOCK DAMN!
I NO BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE,
WHERE THE PICS COME FROM?
Haiku # 22246, September 10, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
viewing ground zero
deep pit of long sorrow...yet
flowerbed of hope
Haiku # 22245, September 10, 2002 8:16 pm ET
by Boston gal
i know yours janis
and i shall report your site
prepare for shutdown
Haiku # 22244, September 10, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How "Anonymous"
do you think you are, Poet?
I know where you live:

63.214.97.157
Haiku # 22243, September 10, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Janis
onjaysun = Janis
nice try asshole
:)
Haiku # 22242, September 10, 2002 7:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie....
Haiku # 22241, September 10, 2002 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Whine is the new red
Hey, I do sound kinda gay
Butch up Onjaysun
Haiku # 22240, September 10, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by onjaysun


Tomato season
Is such a good time of year
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22239, September 10, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Janis
newkidvoodoo (boring rank amateur)
Janis (shut yer cunt!)
onjaysun (gayer than ever possible)
Moxie (Zoloft would help...or a gun)
ash (*yawn* - self-important swineass)

let the whining denials begin...
Haiku # 22238, September 10, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm uninspired
ap's a fucking moron
call someone who cares
Haiku # 22237, September 10, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm uninspired
bad karma is rampant here
it just keeps getting worse
Haiku # 22236, September 10, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by ap
5
7
5
Haiku # 22234, September 10, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....
.......
.....
Haiku # 22233, September 10, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's like ninety out
So had a juicy fruit pop
Just to tease the ants.
Haiku # 22232, September 10, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by onjaysun
fuck off moxie....
Haiku # 22231, September 10, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Have I talk to you
'bout the wonders of Prep H?
Tames that flame, Janis
Haiku # 22229, September 10, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun
This site should not live
for much longer if assholes
keep flaming each other
Haiku # 22228, September 10, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Janis
what anonymous?
why would you stick up for ash?
are you his lover?
Haiku # 22227, September 10, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
hey, newkidpoopoo
can't figure out who's more dense
you or that gimp Mox

that is NOT ash's pic
but why bother telling you
retarded redneck
Haiku # 22226, September 10, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that pseudo mustache
isn't fooling anyone.
Ash gets no pussy.
Haiku # 22225, September 10, 2002 11:55 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
and Ash, what the fuck?
why would you post your picture?
nice fucking mustache...
Haiku # 22224, September 10, 2002 11:49 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
With F.O. Mox rants
Anon Poet has a great
W.P.M.

Have you considered
The rewarding career of
a court reporter?

Haiku # 22223, September 10, 2002 11:48 am ET
by onjaysun
been gone for awhile,
now that i am back, it's clear...
moxie cannot count.
Haiku # 22222, September 10, 2002 11:44 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
i will say this much,
ash knows how to write haikus
take a tip, Moxie

*five seven five*, slut
not random nutjob ramblings
you are NO poet...
Haiku # 22221, September 10, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rain is falling down
and then sometimes it isn't
seasons are fickle

my link
Haiku # 22220, September 10, 2002 9:22 am ET
by ash
no, i'm not king don
nor am i a goth poet
but i do haiku
Haiku # 22219, September 10, 2002 8:51 am ET
by ash
too bad impostors
i don't look that young for years
and mox can't count well
Haiku # 22218, September 10, 2002 8:31 am ET
by ash
U R GAY!!!!
F4GOt
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Haiku # 22217, September 10, 2002 3:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck all of you so
here is my pic, look at it
and think about ME!

Haiku # 22216, September 10, 2002 3:18 am ET
by ash
Ash, I take that back
you are a complete moron
who needs to be shot

(quickly- no apostrophes)
Haiku # 22215, September 10, 2002 2:44 am ET
by Moxie
one should do one's best
no apostrophes in ones
in that context mox

Haiku # 22214, September 9, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by ash
clever as hell, huh?
guess that must be DAMNED clever
(maniacal laugh.........)
Haiku # 22213, September 9, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by ash
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22212, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22211, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22210, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22209, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22208, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22207, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22206, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie...
Haiku # 22205, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am convinced, Mox
that you are an IMBECILE
post ***HAIKUS***, dumbass!!

you win the contest
for the biggest fucktard here
stop shitting out SPAM...
Haiku # 22204, September 9, 2002 10:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the better poets are the one's not engaged in this
silly contest...

includes Janis...

hate to say Ash is quite clever as hell too...

Mox
Haiku # 22203, September 9, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Mox
Janis's China?
Got that Bull y'all ordered
and it's named Moxie.
Haiku # 22202, September 9, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by onjaysun
janis, not to fear
you ain't worth the effort, dear
bigger fish to fry
Haiku # 22201, September 9, 2002 10:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I beat my fat cock
Like my red headed step-son.
Jizz shot in my mouth.

Haiku # 22200, September 9, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Vert
This place is scary
I almost fear writing this
Lest I be attacked
Haiku # 22199, September 9, 2002 10:28 am ET
by Janis
gotta love this site
life, death, some more of the same
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22198, September 8, 2002 11:24 pm ET
by ash
you are as dumb as dirt
how many times are you told
HAIKU FORMAT, cunt!

follow directions
quit your ranting "poetry"
it speaks to no one

(except you & your padded room)
Haiku # 22197, September 8, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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