Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

fuck off moxie....
Haiku # 22241, September 10, 2002 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Whine is the new red
Hey, I do sound kinda gay
Butch up Onjaysun
Haiku # 22240, September 10, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by onjaysun


Tomato season
Is such a good time of year
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22239, September 10, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Janis
newkidvoodoo (boring rank amateur)
Janis (shut yer cunt!)
onjaysun (gayer than ever possible)
Moxie (Zoloft would help...or a gun)
ash (*yawn* - self-important swineass)

let the whining denials begin...
Haiku # 22238, September 10, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm uninspired
ap's a fucking moron
call someone who cares
Haiku # 22237, September 10, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm uninspired
bad karma is rampant here
it just keeps getting worse
Haiku # 22236, September 10, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by ap
5
7
5
Haiku # 22234, September 10, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....
.......
.....
Haiku # 22233, September 10, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's like ninety out
So had a juicy fruit pop
Just to tease the ants.
Haiku # 22232, September 10, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by onjaysun
fuck off moxie....
Haiku # 22231, September 10, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Have I talk to you
'bout the wonders of Prep H?
Tames that flame, Janis
Haiku # 22229, September 10, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun
This site should not live
for much longer if assholes
keep flaming each other
Haiku # 22228, September 10, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Janis
what anonymous?
why would you stick up for ash?
are you his lover?
Haiku # 22227, September 10, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
hey, newkidpoopoo
can't figure out who's more dense
you or that gimp Mox

that is NOT ash's pic
but why bother telling you
retarded redneck
Haiku # 22226, September 10, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that pseudo mustache
isn't fooling anyone.
Ash gets no pussy.
Haiku # 22225, September 10, 2002 11:55 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
and Ash, what the fuck?
why would you post your picture?
nice fucking mustache...
Haiku # 22224, September 10, 2002 11:49 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
With F.O. Mox rants
Anon Poet has a great
W.P.M.

Have you considered
The rewarding career of
a court reporter?

Haiku # 22223, September 10, 2002 11:48 am ET
by onjaysun
been gone for awhile,
now that i am back, it's clear...
moxie cannot count.
Haiku # 22222, September 10, 2002 11:44 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
i will say this much,
ash knows how to write haikus
take a tip, Moxie

*five seven five*, slut
not random nutjob ramblings
you are NO poet...
Haiku # 22221, September 10, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rain is falling down
and then sometimes it isn't
seasons are fickle

my link
Haiku # 22220, September 10, 2002 9:22 am ET
by ash
no, i'm not king don
nor am i a goth poet
but i do haiku
Haiku # 22219, September 10, 2002 8:51 am ET
by ash
too bad impostors
i don't look that young for years
and mox can't count well
Haiku # 22218, September 10, 2002 8:31 am ET
by ash
U R GAY!!!!
F4GOt
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Haiku # 22217, September 10, 2002 3:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck all of you so
here is my pic, look at it
and think about ME!

Haiku # 22216, September 10, 2002 3:18 am ET
by ash
Ash, I take that back
you are a complete moron
who needs to be shot

(quickly- no apostrophes)
Haiku # 22215, September 10, 2002 2:44 am ET
by Moxie
one should do one's best
no apostrophes in ones
in that context mox

Haiku # 22214, September 9, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by ash
clever as hell, huh?
guess that must be DAMNED clever
(maniacal laugh.........)
Haiku # 22213, September 9, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by ash
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22212, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22211, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22210, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22209, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22208, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22207, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22206, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie...
Haiku # 22205, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am convinced, Mox
that you are an IMBECILE
post ***HAIKUS***, dumbass!!

you win the contest
for the biggest fucktard here
stop shitting out SPAM...
Haiku # 22204, September 9, 2002 10:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the better poets are the one's not engaged in this
silly contest...

includes Janis...

hate to say Ash is quite clever as hell too...

Mox
Haiku # 22203, September 9, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Mox
Janis's China?
Got that Bull y'all ordered
and it's named Moxie.
Haiku # 22202, September 9, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by onjaysun
janis, not to fear
you ain't worth the effort, dear
bigger fish to fry
Haiku # 22201, September 9, 2002 10:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I beat my fat cock
Like my red headed step-son.
Jizz shot in my mouth.

Haiku # 22200, September 9, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Vert
This place is scary
I almost fear writing this
Lest I be attacked
Haiku # 22199, September 9, 2002 10:28 am ET
by Janis
gotta love this site
life, death, some more of the same
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22198, September 8, 2002 11:24 pm ET
by ash
you are as dumb as dirt
how many times are you told
HAIKU FORMAT, cunt!

follow directions
quit your ranting "poetry"
it speaks to no one

(except you & your padded room)
Haiku # 22197, September 8, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
go fuck yourself, ap
Haiku # 22196, September 8, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie unleashes
philisophical drivel
bunch of empty words

nietzsche you are not
you may as well write chinese
what a waste of space

(don't forget to die)

Haiku # 22195, September 8, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the reaction proves the sting
two Scorpios at odds...
and the cocoon adds one more
Haiku # 22194, September 8, 2002 7:32 pm ET
by Moxie
The better choice of course
is life, despite, there will always be
Asshole Poets...and assholes

and, best ignored, otherwise
death is wasted time
with swine who like to trample pearls
Haiku # 22193, September 8, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie
often those who mock
and laugh on anothers misfortune
are worthless themselves

and often, are thinking
get the gun, shoot
and the last sound they hear is 45 mags
moving thru brain cells
Haiku # 22192, September 8, 2002 7:27 pm ET
by Moxie
This whole website has
gotten Satanic, me I blame a lot
but, the side bars?

My blood on your hands?
You don't know each other
if you died in front of me

and I saved you...think about it chumley
Haiku # 22191, September 8, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by Moxie
the man from New Hampshire
and the man from Maine
duel with poems at 10 paces
Haiku # 22190, September 8, 2002 7:24 pm ET
by Moxie
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