Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Ash, I take that back
you are a complete moron
who needs to be shot

(quickly- no apostrophes)
Haiku # 22215, September 10, 2002 2:44 am ET
by Moxie
one should do one's best
no apostrophes in ones
in that context mox

Haiku # 22214, September 9, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by ash
clever as hell, huh?
guess that must be DAMNED clever
(maniacal laugh.........)
Haiku # 22213, September 9, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by ash
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22212, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22211, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22210, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22209, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22208, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22207, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22206, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie...
Haiku # 22205, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am convinced, Mox
that you are an IMBECILE
post ***HAIKUS***, dumbass!!

you win the contest
for the biggest fucktard here
stop shitting out SPAM...
Haiku # 22204, September 9, 2002 10:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the better poets are the one's not engaged in this
silly contest...

includes Janis...

hate to say Ash is quite clever as hell too...

Mox
Haiku # 22203, September 9, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Mox
Janis's China?
Got that Bull y'all ordered
and it's named Moxie.
Haiku # 22202, September 9, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by onjaysun
janis, not to fear
you ain't worth the effort, dear
bigger fish to fry
Haiku # 22201, September 9, 2002 10:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I beat my fat cock
Like my red headed step-son.
Jizz shot in my mouth.

Haiku # 22200, September 9, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Vert
This place is scary
I almost fear writing this
Lest I be attacked
Haiku # 22199, September 9, 2002 10:28 am ET
by Janis
gotta love this site
life, death, some more of the same
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22198, September 8, 2002 11:24 pm ET
by ash
you are as dumb as dirt
how many times are you told
HAIKU FORMAT, cunt!

follow directions
quit your ranting "poetry"
it speaks to no one

(except you & your padded room)
Haiku # 22197, September 8, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
go fuck yourself, ap
Haiku # 22196, September 8, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie unleashes
philisophical drivel
bunch of empty words

nietzsche you are not
you may as well write chinese
what a waste of space

(don't forget to die)

Haiku # 22195, September 8, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the reaction proves the sting
two Scorpios at odds...
and the cocoon adds one more
Haiku # 22194, September 8, 2002 7:32 pm ET
by Moxie
The better choice of course
is life, despite, there will always be
Asshole Poets...and assholes

and, best ignored, otherwise
death is wasted time
with swine who like to trample pearls
Haiku # 22193, September 8, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie
often those who mock
and laugh on anothers misfortune
are worthless themselves

and often, are thinking
get the gun, shoot
and the last sound they hear is 45 mags
moving thru brain cells
Haiku # 22192, September 8, 2002 7:27 pm ET
by Moxie
This whole website has
gotten Satanic, me I blame a lot
but, the side bars?

My blood on your hands?
You don't know each other
if you died in front of me

and I saved you...think about it chumley
Haiku # 22191, September 8, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by Moxie
the man from New Hampshire
and the man from Maine
duel with poems at 10 paces
Haiku # 22190, September 8, 2002 7:24 pm ET
by Moxie
jesus fucking christ!
armchair psychologist bit?
die moxie, just die
Haiku # 22189, September 8, 2002 7:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just fuck off moxie
Haiku # 22188, September 8, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
there's a point where most
folks don't think about their own
selves but project on others

their shortfalls...of the other
dies, they feel they've won
Haiku # 22187, September 8, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm, suicide as a zen
statement in itself
Haiku # 22186, September 8, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie endlessly
contemplating suicide,
animated gif.
Haiku # 22185, September 7, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
contemplating suicide
is just one way to say
go ahead and shoot
Haiku # 22184, September 7, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie you dumbass
please stick to tha rulez or we
gonna mow ya down
Haiku # 22182, September 7, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
tweezer ends closed
clenched by two fingertips
i'm being pinched
Haiku # 22181, September 6, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by ComiCat of Kak dila?
there are numbers
and numbers of the beast
imagine if haiku was 666
Haiku # 22180, September 6, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Moxie
oh, join a coven
get naked, ritually jeweled and
dispel the damn negativity

what's the word? Namaste?
Haiku # 22179, September 6, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by Moxie
esoteria
can cause bad deliria
like swigging vodka
Haiku # 22178, September 6, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Tube of Pringles
Sometimes they smile, sometimes frown
Or make great duck lips
Haiku # 22177, September 6, 2002 2:35 pm ET
by onjaysun
some internet chick
is all I seem to be here
for a man named Ed
Haiku # 22176, September 6, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by some internet chick
hello onjaysun
could it possibly be that
you are bored like me
Haiku # 22175, September 6, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by some internet chick
so bored I sure am
get my arse of this puter
just to do nothing

Haiku # 22174, September 6, 2002 1:29 pm ET
by some internet chick
Little cotton balls
In the sky, reminds me that
I need aspirin
Haiku # 22173, September 6, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by onjaysun
If video killed
the radio star, then why
do we still watch em

Could it kill us too
would the cops know what to do
besides sing to us
Haiku # 22172, September 6, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
theres nothing to do
I should be cleaning the house
but that is no fun
Haiku # 22171, September 6, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by some internet chick
a beautiful day
is something I wanna say
wanna go out and play

The sun shines so bright
makes everything seem just right
a wonderful site

Haiku # 22170, September 6, 2002 1:17 pm ET
by some internet chick
Inbox is empty
Boss is away, plenty of
Time to read Psych-kus
Haiku # 22169, September 6, 2002 12:06 pm ET
by onjaysun
first one here today
to write what I wanna say
nothing comes to mind
Haiku # 22168, September 6, 2002 9:37 am ET
by some internet chick
November it was
since I wrote here the last time
ya miss me at all?
Haiku # 22167, September 6, 2002 9:35 am ET
by some internet chick
speak for yourself jude
i don't know that you don't care
and you're nobody
Haiku # 22166, September 5, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by ash
learn'ed opinion
as if i care what you think
if indeed you think
Haiku # 22165, September 5, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by ash
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