Little cotton balls
In the sky, reminds me that
I need aspirin

If video killed
the radio star, then why
do we still watch em

Could it kill us too
would the cops know what to do
besides sing to us

theres nothing to do
I should be cleaning the house
but that is no fun

a beautiful day
is something I wanna say
wanna go out and play

The sun shines so bright
makes everything seem just right
a wonderful site

Inbox is empty
Boss is away, plenty of
Time to read Psych-kus

first one here today
to write what I wanna say
nothing comes to mind

November it was
since I wrote here the last time
ya miss me at all?

speak for yourself jude
i don't know that you don't care
and you're nobody

learn'ed opinion
as if i care what you think
if indeed you think

the jury is still out
but i wish you'd take the fifth
no balls in your court

a news flash for ash:
NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!
i know... it's a shock
(get over it)

all hail lips mccoy
the judge judy of haiku
by her own decree

um no, we're all here
amusing, ignorant, crazed
no-one owns the space

ash's problem is
he thinks HE is the only one
who comes here- WRONG!!!!

tired of my lists?
only because you're on it
be proud that you suck
(its the only thing you do well)

my apologies
all arseholes look much the same
within short poems

greetings boston gal
things here remain much the same
occasional mirth

haikuminator
that ash-hole thinks i am YOU!
he is a retard

another attempt
to come out of this on top
pathetic really

you have no answers
so don't bother to reply
with nothing to say

i am a retard
i die a thousand deaths more
im a whiny beeyatch

amidst the swirling
winds from cool northern mountains
a breath of fresh air

made YOU barking mad
time for you to take a walk
fetch your lead for me

savaged by retards
i die a thousand deaths more
none of them fatal

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

different people?
i'm not entirely convinced
you're too similar

my barking chew toy
wants attention...acceptance
how's it feel to want?

ash wants a gang rape???
i think he is serious
brain in his asshole

listen to that queer
what a paranoid fruitcake
he makes me laugh so

he's getting madder
frustrated with his sad self
a hopeless screwup

now you're ganging up
all three of the same person
disintegrated

is your leash too tight???
my poor little puppydog
nobody loves you

hey ash-hole! YOU LOSE!!!!!
you're such an utter fuckwit
no dignity there

ho hum, boring wimp
truth isn't your opinion
i'm cowering...... not

i feel your anger
you know it pleases me so
to read yor tantrums
:)

you dance when i say
i own you and you know it
you'll deny, but lie

what cry for pity?
you aren't just irrational
you are plain stupid

typical reply
the cry for some sympathy
when nobody cares

*boo-hoo*

how superior
a self appointed master ?
not one little bit

voted the loser
by a mere jury of one
my life is ruined

nice try needle dick
i've already neutered you
spineless AND nutless

ash is a poodle
a gay french man's powderpuff
ash-hole lost again

a dog with two heads
schizoid barking from both ends
oh, one's your arse then?

pulling your choker
the leash is in my hands, boy
pant, my chiahuahua

welcome back moxie
we can always count on you
more than seventeen

im scared! ash is MAD!!
his pea-brain's on overdrive
there, there, little man

bark for me again
it only proves my point that
i hold your leash, cunt

turn my other cheeks
let them embrace the clear light
that shines from my arse

hard to embrace
somebody slapping my buns
with their tiny dick

souls filled with the word
acceptance is the answer
no turning back now

the road to freedom
is filled with hardship and pain
defeat them with faith
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

regards sodomy
it's hard to feel as you thrust
your micropenis

woof! woof! woof! woof! woof!
speaking of lameass haikus
your updates rate the same

ash- deflect bad words
smell the aroma of truth
flower field awaits

romp in the glory
embrace your enemies now
join as one in fate
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

lips / ruminator
admiring your schizoid self
you both suck as one