Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Little cotton balls
In the sky, reminds me that
I need aspirin
Haiku # 22173, September 6, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by onjaysun
If video killed
the radio star, then why
do we still watch em

Could it kill us too
would the cops know what to do
besides sing to us
Haiku # 22172, September 6, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
theres nothing to do
I should be cleaning the house
but that is no fun
Haiku # 22171, September 6, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by some internet chick
a beautiful day
is something I wanna say
wanna go out and play

The sun shines so bright
makes everything seem just right
a wonderful site

Haiku # 22170, September 6, 2002 1:17 pm ET
by some internet chick
Inbox is empty
Boss is away, plenty of
Time to read Psych-kus
Haiku # 22169, September 6, 2002 12:06 pm ET
by onjaysun
first one here today
to write what I wanna say
nothing comes to mind
Haiku # 22168, September 6, 2002 9:37 am ET
by some internet chick
November it was
since I wrote here the last time
ya miss me at all?
Haiku # 22167, September 6, 2002 9:35 am ET
by some internet chick
speak for yourself jude
i don't know that you don't care
and you're nobody
Haiku # 22166, September 5, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by ash
learn'ed opinion
as if i care what you think
if indeed you think
Haiku # 22165, September 5, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by ash
the jury is still out
but i wish you'd take the fifth
no balls in your court
Haiku # 22164, September 5, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by ash
a news flash for ash:
NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!
i know... it's a shock
(get over it)
Haiku # 22163, September 5, 2002 10:41 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
all hail lips mccoy
the judge judy of haiku
by her own decree
Haiku # 22162, September 5, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by ash
um no, we're all here
amusing, ignorant, crazed
no-one owns the space
Haiku # 22161, September 5, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by ash
ash's problem is
he thinks HE is the only one
who comes here- WRONG!!!!

tired of my lists?
only because you're on it
be proud that you suck
(its the only thing you do well)
Haiku # 22160, September 5, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
my apologies
all arseholes look much the same
within short poems
Haiku # 22159, September 5, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by ash
greetings boston gal
things here remain much the same
occasional mirth
Haiku # 22158, September 5, 2002 9:52 pm ET
by ash
haikuminator
that ash-hole thinks i am YOU!
he is a retard
Haiku # 22157, September 5, 2002 9:50 pm ET
by Justin of Hollywood, CA
another attempt
to come out of this on top
pathetic really
Haiku # 22156, September 5, 2002 9:50 pm ET
by Haikuminator
you have no answers
so don't bother to reply
with nothing to say
Haiku # 22155, September 5, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by ash
i am a retard
i die a thousand deaths more
im a whiny beeyatch
Haiku # 22154, September 5, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by ash
amidst the swirling
winds from cool northern mountains
a breath of fresh air

Haiku # 22153, September 5, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by Boston gal...just stopping by...Greetings ash
made YOU barking mad
time for you to take a walk
fetch your lead for me
Haiku # 22152, September 5, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by ash
savaged by retards
i die a thousand deaths more
none of them fatal
Haiku # 22151, September 5, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by ash
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Haiku # 22150, September 5, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ash
different people?
i'm not entirely convinced
you're too similar
Haiku # 22149, September 5, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ash
my barking chew toy
wants attention...acceptance
how's it feel to want?
Haiku # 22148, September 5, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Haikuminator
ash wants a gang rape???
i think he is serious
brain in his asshole
Haiku # 22147, September 5, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by Haikuminator
listen to that queer
what a paranoid fruitcake
he makes me laugh so
Haiku # 22146, September 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by Justin of Hollywood, CA
he's getting madder
frustrated with his sad self
a hopeless screwup
Haiku # 22145, September 5, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by Haikuminator
now you're ganging up
all three of the same person
disintegrated
Haiku # 22144, September 5, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by ash
is your leash too tight???
my poor little puppydog
nobody loves you
Haiku # 22143, September 5, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by Haikuminator
hey ash-hole! YOU LOSE!!!!!
you're such an utter fuckwit
no dignity there
Haiku # 22142, September 5, 2002 9:28 pm ET
by Justin of Hollywood, CA
ho hum, boring wimp
truth isn't your opinion
i'm cowering...... not
Haiku # 22141, September 5, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by ash
i feel your anger
you know it pleases me so
to read yor tantrums
:)
Haiku # 22140, September 5, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by Haikuminator
you dance when i say
i own you and you know it
you'll deny, but lie
Haiku # 22139, September 5, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Haikuminator
what cry for pity?
you aren't just irrational
you are plain stupid
Haiku # 22138, September 5, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by ash
typical reply
the cry for some sympathy
when nobody cares

*boo-hoo*
Haiku # 22137, September 5, 2002 9:21 pm ET
by Haikuminator
how superior
a self appointed master ?
not one little bit
Haiku # 22136, September 5, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by ash
voted the loser
by a mere jury of one
my life is ruined
Haiku # 22135, September 5, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by ash
nice try needle dick
i've already neutered you
spineless AND nutless

ash is a poodle
a gay french man's powderpuff
ash-hole lost again
Haiku # 22134, September 5, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by Haikuminator
a dog with two heads
schizoid barking from both ends
oh, one's your arse then?


Haiku # 22133, September 5, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by ash
pulling your choker
the leash is in my hands, boy
pant, my chiahuahua
Haiku # 22132, September 5, 2002 9:09 pm ET
by ash
welcome back moxie
we can always count on you
more than seventeen
Haiku # 22131, September 5, 2002 9:05 pm ET
by ash
im scared! ash is MAD!!
his pea-brain's on overdrive
there, there, little man

bark for me again
it only proves my point that
i hold your leash, cunt
Haiku # 22130, September 5, 2002 9:05 pm ET
by Haikuminator
turn my other cheeks
let them embrace the clear light
that shines from my arse
Haiku # 22129, September 5, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by ash
hard to embrace
somebody slapping my buns
with their tiny dick
Haiku # 22128, September 5, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by ash
souls filled with the word
acceptance is the answer
no turning back now

the road to freedom
is filled with hardship and pain
defeat them with faith
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22127, September 5, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by marysunshine
regards sodomy
it's hard to feel as you thrust
your micropenis

woof! woof! woof! woof! woof!
speaking of lameass haikus
your updates rate the same


Haiku # 22126, September 5, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by ash
ash- deflect bad words
smell the aroma of truth
flower field awaits

romp in the glory
embrace your enemies now
join as one in fate
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22125, September 5, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by marysunshine
lips / ruminator
admiring your schizoid self
you both suck as one
Haiku # 22124, September 5, 2002 8:51 pm ET
by ash
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