pulling your choker
the leash is in my hands, boy
pant, my chiahuahua
by ash
welcome back moxie
we can always count on you
more than seventeen
by ash
im scared! ash is MAD!!
his pea-brain's on overdrive
there, there, little man
bark for me again
it only proves my point that
i hold your leash, cunt
by Haikuminator
turn my other cheeks
let them embrace the clear light
that shines from my arse
by ash
hard to embrace
somebody slapping my buns
with their tiny dick
by ash
souls filled with the word
acceptance is the answer
no turning back now
the road to freedom
is filled with hardship and pain
defeat them with faith
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by marysunshine
regards sodomy
it's hard to feel as you thrust
your micropenis
woof! woof! woof! woof! woof!
speaking of lameass haikus
your updates rate the same
by ash
ash- deflect bad words
smell the aroma of truth
flower field awaits
romp in the glory
embrace your enemies now
join as one in fate
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by marysunshine
lips / ruminator
admiring your schizoid self
you both suck as one
by ash
the true wealth in life
good health, family and friends
past through the ages
say you are worthy
that these things can all be yours
touch that bright light now
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by marysunshine
at the rainbows end
the lion and the lamb dance
strength in unity
we all need someone
to tell us we are special
i feel that love now
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by marysunshine
i can help you all
find the beauty within you
karma be your guide
ginseng is nectar
have deep faith in what is true
want for better things
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by marysunshine
embrace your fears
put a positive light on
everything you see
we all need some hope
brothers and sisters are we
standing together
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by marysunshine
if you listen close
you will hear the fish singing
under blue waters
they are one with life
empowered by the faeries
swimming streams of peace
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by marysunshine
my gift to the world
is a wish of peace and love
sent on angel's wings
it's such a good thing
to care for one another
kindred spirits all
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by marysunshine
rejoice in the smile
of a puppy or kitten
warm bundles of love
the feeling you get
watching their happy tails wag
fills your hearts with love
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by marysunshine
calling all pixies
we all need a group hug here
to help heal the wounds
believe in yourselves
believe in pixie power
they will make you smile
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by marysunshine
moxie still can't count
oh boy, this is a tough case
he needs some learnin'
by ap
Moxie needs a hug
and don't go into the light
We are here for you
Oh yeah, Kum-by-yah
by onjaysun
wow- look what i did
the Mox rants like a loony
forgetting haikus
either post haikus the correct way, or please leave
by Lips McCoy
those who suck are merely
the pawns of liberal media Survivor
fuck, shit, masturbate
kill your yuppie liberal friends
for a fucking song
Shemhamforash Hail Satan
by Moxie
consume the soap opera
laugh at your lives as you
set the guns to your heads
but delay to watch another suffer
when out of images
pull the trigger
by Moxie
embrace the Satanic trapezoids
imagine women being sexed by aliens
for america is ingrained with a fear
of mediocrity and a need for it
by Moxie
I want to lower myself
below you to shock the better
the truth is shocking to a loser society
hollering loser to the unaware
shoot your wives and call your next book
naked something
by Moxie
it's all how you percieve them
if they suck, they suck
if they don't they don't
by Moxie
Moxie, why must you add
an extra line of bullshit
to your lameass haikus???
haven't we suffered enough???
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
stunna
bukkake-tron
mellie
onjaysun
Bob
Haikuminator
Moxie
mastahari
ash (my bitchdawg)
by Lips McCoy
controversy is a
tense moment of someone
trying to get attention
for a smile or a cause
by Moxie
the loser in culture
represents self in a culture
that will one day be gone
replaced by the meek
by Moxie
Hank Hannegraf in
orange county, does he
desire unification or fragmentation
fundamental nightmares?
by Moxie
does wicca have sex
in it or is the religion
a castration of the soul...
no...just for those who bring that with them
dance naked
by Moxie
the whole thing ripples with
a bit of goddess energy on
the skein, looking for an end
to the kali yuga
by Moxie
speaking of NERF, ash
the space between your ears
now I know what's there
know your master's voice
you are my pillow biting bitch
every time you post
:)
by Haikuminator
Seeking therapy
About skidmarks, my own bad
AfterSchool Special
by onjaysun
oh, i am cut up
lacerated by your verse
as if it were nerf
by ash
poor pitiful ash
babbling on trying to
make a dent somewhere
lips owns yer ass, bitch
you should get used to that fact
you two-time loser
by Justin
vilification
methinks lips protests too much
about cocksuckers
by ash
i see some flowers
onjaysun's flowered panties
nice skid marks there, chief
by janis
it's alive! it's a..
live through many bad haikus
and I'm still here too
by ap who seldom posts but always reads and some of this stuff is pretty funny
Well that was painless
It was really no big thing
Where's my flowers stud?
by onjaysun
barvarian alps
cool place to be for mellie
a little blowy
see ya soon janis
will wave as I fly over
so look out windows
by mellie
poor lil' onGAYson
haikuminator fucked you
what a sore loser...
this haiku site & you
both have something in common:
you're both going DOWN
by Lips McCoy
Best wishes Janis
You're soooo Head of the Class with
Doc Johnny Fever
by onjaysun
The site's going down
Later on today for a
big old overhaul
by Janis
Now Polish people
You're offendin'. Got something
Against the Czechs too?
by onjaysun
hmm...how to reply...
onjaysun, you polesmoker
you're not worth my time
yo, ASS-tahari
you are a friggin RACIST!!!!
go GOOGLE that one
by Haikuminator
Austria's annoyed
Haikuminator's a bad
Vienna sausage
by onjaysun
Tranquil skies of blue,
Wild horses run like the wind;
You mom is a MILF.
by #1 stunna of once again (for old time's sake)
Haikuminator
little illiterate fool
buy some literature
go and googlesearch
'schizoophrenic lunatic'
your definition
by mastahari of austria
quiet shiteater
your vile references
are not needed here
by Haikuminator