Seeking therapy
About skidmarks, my own bad
AfterSchool Special
by onjaysun
oh, i am cut up
lacerated by your verse
as if it were nerf
by ash
poor pitiful ash
babbling on trying to
make a dent somewhere
lips owns yer ass, bitch
you should get used to that fact
you two-time loser
by Justin
vilification
methinks lips protests too much
about cocksuckers
by ash
i see some flowers
onjaysun's flowered panties
nice skid marks there, chief
by janis
it's alive! it's a..
live through many bad haikus
and I'm still here too
by ap who seldom posts but always reads and some of this stuff is pretty funny
Well that was painless
It was really no big thing
Where's my flowers stud?
by onjaysun
barvarian alps
cool place to be for mellie
a little blowy
see ya soon janis
will wave as I fly over
so look out windows
by mellie
poor lil' onGAYson
haikuminator fucked you
what a sore loser...
this haiku site & you
both have something in common:
you're both going DOWN
by Lips McCoy
Best wishes Janis
You're soooo Head of the Class with
Doc Johnny Fever
by onjaysun
The site's going down
Later on today for a
big old overhaul
by Janis
Now Polish people
You're offendin'. Got something
Against the Czechs too?
by onjaysun
hmm...how to reply...
onjaysun, you polesmoker
you're not worth my time
yo, ASS-tahari
you are a friggin RACIST!!!!
go GOOGLE that one
by Haikuminator
Austria's annoyed
Haikuminator's a bad
Vienna sausage
by onjaysun
Tranquil skies of blue,
Wild horses run like the wind;
You mom is a MILF.
by #1 stunna of once again (for old time's sake)
Haikuminator
little illiterate fool
buy some literature
go and googlesearch
'schizoophrenic lunatic'
your definition
by mastahari of austria
quiet shiteater
your vile references
are not needed here
by Haikuminator
Trading Spaces Doug
What's with the brown, still stuck in
Sig Freud's anal stage
by onjaysun
i agree with ash
look- *UBER* *UBER* *UBER*
go have a hissy
(an *UBER* hissy)
by Uber Alles
homophobia ?
and xenophobia too ?
just get uber it
by ash
death to the boys
who constantly say uber.
do you have a lisp?
(hint hint limp wrist)
by Anonymous Poet
Lips McCoy dies scared
with a flurry of buckshot
like it aint no thang
by bukkake-tron
I think that was my
Americanized Spanish
for masturbation.
by #1 stunna of lemme e'splain
Sons, we all need to
calm down. I think this calls for
a "wanko breako"
by #1 stunna of it tur, it tur
is the wind bitter,
is it full of the pollen,
of some poison plant?
or is it just cold,
blowing out of some barren,
and icy landscape?
by some really terrible haiku here lately :)
the rustle of leaves
pages of an empty book
blown by bitter wind
by ash
oooh...listen to you
where shall i pin the medal?
ASH = "i have no life"
by Haikuminator
here before you came
here after you go away
it's not a contest
by ash
who really cares which
is the "REAL" one
you're both retarded
by Justin
FUCK OFF IMPOSTER!!
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO
YOU'RE "REAL" - REALLY LAME!!
get a life creep
by Haikuminator
ha- what an Ash-hole
why don't we all ignore him?
Ash is such a troll
by Justin
au contraire, dear ash
the irony was not lost
you colossal bore!
imitating you
is hardly a compliment
get the irony???
Haikuminator=1 ash=0
by Haikuminator
such imitation
whilst sincerely flattering
missed the irony
by ash
bitter and boring
completely predictable
here comes ash again.....
by Haikuminator
bitter and boring
completely predictable
here it comes again.....
by ash
blithely transcendent
i ignore such bad haiku
which is worse than bad
by ash
Smellie, you fucktard
>YOU< are what's wrong here
goddamn Hooverhead
switch your "suck" to "blow"
you gimpy, tit-knocking twat
piece of useless shit
by Haikuminator
I just like saying
I dont give a rat
by mellie
what has happened here?
all this hate & cruelty
you should be ashamed!
haikus are peaceful
please try to find your way back
to decency soon!
by voice of reason
C'est vrai! Le fran
by adolph
hey ASStahari
LaFayette was a pussy!!
suck on my oui-oui
those friggin' French skeeves
don't get me started on them
smelly subhumans...
by Anon M. Ass
Beaudelaire old pal
you tell the same stories in
frenchier words, that's it.
by mastahari of austria
hey Leviculus
nice attempt to be profound
you backwards hayseed
you have fallen short
with your tail between your legs
disgraceful exit
(with a fava bean up your ass)
by Bob
haughty as the mouse
pleased with new morsels pilfered!
-before the cat springs-
and now quick springing
claws deep. maw dripping. with Bob.
[and fresh FAVA beans]
by Leviculus
in this dungeon hell
foul lash of your tutelage
slow...i awaken...
...what now before me,
slithering and drunk with self?
can flatulence speak?
by Leviculus
Hannibal? Who's he?
Would he make good espresso?
-Alright, I confess
by Leviculus
listen, Hannibal
it's "FAVA BEANS"- jesus christ!!
get it right, shitbrains
by Bob
telemarketers
chianti and java beans
go well together
by Leviculus
silicone towers
i must climb those twin beauties
to the cherry top
by fagalaxatives
