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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

i agree with ash
look- *UBER* *UBER* *UBER*
go have a hissy

(an *UBER* hissy)
Haiku # 22081, September 3, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Uber Alles
homophobia ?
and xenophobia too ?
just get uber it

Haiku # 22080, September 3, 2002 9:57 am ET
by ash
death to the boys
who constantly say uber.
do you have a lisp?
(hint hint limp wrist)
Haiku # 22079, September 3, 2002 3:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lips McCoy dies scared
with a flurry of buckshot
like it aint no thang
Haiku # 22078, September 3, 2002 1:07 am ET
by bukkake-tron
i comprend se
Haiku # 22077, September 3, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ash
I think that was my
Americanized Spanish
for masturbation.
Haiku # 22076, September 2, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by #1 stunna of lemme e'splain
Sons, we all need to
calm down. I think this calls for
a "wanko breako"
Haiku # 22075, September 2, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by #1 stunna of it tur, it tur
is the wind bitter,
is it full of the pollen,
of some poison plant?

or is it just cold,
blowing out of some barren,
and icy landscape?
Haiku # 22074, September 2, 2002 11:12 pm ET
by some really terrible haiku here lately :)
the rustle of leaves
pages of an empty book
blown by bitter wind
Haiku # 22073, September 2, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by ash
oooh...listen to you
where shall i pin the medal?
ASH = "i have no life"
Haiku # 22072, September 2, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Haikuminator
here before you came
here after you go away
it's not a contest
Haiku # 22071, September 2, 2002 9:16 pm ET
by ash
who really cares which
is the "REAL" one
you're both retarded
Haiku # 22069, September 2, 2002 2:17 pm ET
by Justin
FUCK OFF IMPOSTER!!
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO
YOU'RE "REAL" - REALLY LAME!!

get a life creep
Haiku # 22068, September 2, 2002 11:55 am ET
by Haikuminator
ha- what an Ash-hole
why don't we all ignore him?
Ash is such a troll
Haiku # 22066, September 2, 2002 3:32 am ET
by Justin
au contraire, dear ash
the irony was not lost
you colossal bore!

imitating you
is hardly a compliment
get the irony???

Haikuminator=1 ash=0
Haiku # 22065, September 2, 2002 2:41 am ET
by Haikuminator
such imitation
whilst sincerely flattering
missed the irony
Haiku # 22064, September 2, 2002 12:26 am ET
by ash
bitter and boring
completely predictable
here comes ash again.....

Haiku # 22063, September 1, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Haikuminator
bitter and boring
completely predictable
here it comes again.....
Haiku # 22062, September 1, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by ash
blithely transcendent
i ignore such bad haiku
which is worse than bad
Haiku # 22061, September 1, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by ash
Smellie, you fucktard
>YOU< are what's wrong here
goddamn Hooverhead

switch your "suck" to "blow"
you gimpy, tit-knocking twat
piece of useless shit
Haiku # 22060, September 1, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by Haikuminator
I just like saying
I dont give a rat
Haiku # 22059, September 1, 2002 6:05 pm ET
by mellie
what has happened here?
all this hate & cruelty
you should be ashamed!

haikus are peaceful
please try to find your way back
to decency soon!
Haiku # 22058, September 1, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by voice of reason
C'est vrai! Le fran
Haiku # 22057, September 1, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by adolph
hey ASStahari
LaFayette was a pussy!!
suck on my oui-oui

those friggin' French skeeves
don't get me started on them
smelly subhumans...
Haiku # 22056, September 1, 2002 11:04 am ET
by Anon M. Ass
Beaudelaire old pal
you tell the same stories in
frenchier words, that's it.
Haiku # 22055, September 1, 2002 10:12 am ET
by mastahari of austria
hey Leviculus
nice attempt to be profound
you backwards hayseed

you have fallen short
with your tail between your legs
disgraceful exit

(with a fava bean up your ass)
Haiku # 22053, September 1, 2002 8:33 am ET
by Bob
haughty as the mouse
pleased with new morsels pilfered!
-before the cat springs-

and now quick springing
claws deep. maw dripping. with Bob.
[and fresh FAVA beans]
Haiku # 22052, September 1, 2002 3:58 am ET
by Leviculus
in this dungeon hell
foul lash of your tutelage
slow...i awaken...

...what now before me,
slithering and drunk with self?
can flatulence speak?
Haiku # 22051, September 1, 2002 3:57 am ET
by Leviculus
Hannibal? Who's he?
Would he make good espresso?
-Alright, I confess
Haiku # 22050, September 1, 2002 2:02 am ET
by Leviculus
listen, Hannibal
it's "FAVA BEANS"- jesus christ!!
get it right, shitbrains

Haiku # 22049, September 1, 2002 12:37 am ET
by Bob
telemarketers
chianti and java beans
go well together
Haiku # 22048, August 31, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by Leviculus
silicone towers
i must climb those twin beauties
to the cherry top
Haiku # 22047, August 31, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by fagalaxatives
my phone is ringing
telemarketers from hell
dinner is ruined
Haiku # 22046, August 31, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by fagalaxitives
skin peels from the bone
destructive wind, blazing heat
nuclear nightmare
Haiku # 22045, August 31, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by fagalaxatives
heat of the jungle
gorilla tits in the mist
suckle me, Tarzan
Haiku # 22044, August 31, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by fagalaxatives
listen here fuck-face
stay an anonymous slut
nothing but chump change
Haiku # 22043, August 31, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by fagalaxatives
bouncing cheerleader
did you forget something, dear?
feel the beaver breeze
Haiku # 22042, August 31, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by fagalaxatives
night begins to fall
bright white stars, blinding beauty
damn, my ass itches...
Haiku # 22041, August 31, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by fagalaxatives
unacceptable
ash- don't blame a lack of sleep
on your shortcomings

quite disappointing
take dad's dick from your mouth and
focus on WRITING!!!!

Haiku # 22040, August 31, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so sorry anon
incisive edge blunted by
sleep deprivation
Haiku # 22039, August 31, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by ash
when lips squats to pee
somehow he looks like a chair
that fat chicks sit on
Haiku # 22038, August 31, 2002 10:00 am ET
by bukkake-tron
....and learn to how to count:(
Haiku # 22037, August 31, 2002 9:59 am ET
by Leviculus
limp wristed skank boy
bustin' in like "hey kool-ade!"
looking to eat jiz.
Haiku # 22036, August 31, 2002 9:58 am ET
by bukkake-tron
i heard the penis
mightier than the sword
i must clean my ears
Haiku # 22035, August 31, 2002 9:52 am ET
by Leviculus
poor brain damaged ash
you have really lost your edge
razor wit is gone...
:(
Haiku # 22034, August 31, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
button those coy lips
spitting new updated sucks
you suck : that is all
Haiku # 22033, August 31, 2002 8:08 am ET
by ash
eww, you make tits sound really gross
Haiku # 22032, August 30, 2002 11:49 pm ET
by some btich of i like gurls
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:

stunna (you DO suck, son)
BukkakeSan
ray
Leviculus
onjaysun
Betty LeBomb
Bob
Haiuminator
newkidvoodoo
mastahari
ash (as always)
Haiku # 22030, August 30, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Leviculus: goof
yet he worships the masters'
fetid putrescence

Please teach him shit
for brains he has none Of the
class of the masters
Haiku # 22029, August 30, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by Leviculus
Did someone order
a case of forties up in
here? We did, NEEGA!!!!!
Haiku # 22028, August 30, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by #1 stunna of tokyo
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