silicone towers
i must climb those twin beauties
to the cherry top
by fagalaxatives
my phone is ringing
telemarketers from hell
dinner is ruined
by fagalaxitives
skin peels from the bone
destructive wind, blazing heat
nuclear nightmare
by fagalaxatives
heat of the jungle
gorilla tits in the mist
suckle me, Tarzan
by fagalaxatives
listen here fuck-face
stay an anonymous slut
nothing but chump change
by fagalaxatives
bouncing cheerleader
did you forget something, dear?
feel the beaver breeze
by fagalaxatives
night begins to fall
bright white stars, blinding beauty
damn, my ass itches...
by fagalaxatives
unacceptable
ash- don't blame a lack of sleep
on your shortcomings
quite disappointing
take dad's dick from your mouth and
focus on WRITING!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
so sorry anon
incisive edge blunted by
sleep deprivation
by ash
when lips squats to pee
somehow he looks like a chair
that fat chicks sit on
by bukkake-tron
....and learn to how to count:(
by Leviculus
limp wristed skank boy
bustin' in like "hey kool-ade!"
looking to eat jiz.
by bukkake-tron
i heard the penis
mightier than the sword
i must clean my ears
by Leviculus
poor brain damaged ash
you have really lost your edge
razor wit is gone...
:(
by Anonymous Poet
button those coy lips
spitting new updated sucks
you suck : that is all
by ash
eww, you make tits sound really gross
by some btich of i like gurls
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
stunna (you DO suck, son)
BukkakeSan
ray
Leviculus
onjaysun
Betty LeBomb
Bob
Haiuminator
newkidvoodoo
mastahari
ash (as always)
by Lips McCoy
Leviculus: goof
yet he worships the masters'
fetid putrescence
Please teach him shit
for brains he has none Of the
class of the masters
by Leviculus
Did someone order
a case of forties up in
here? We did, NEEGA!!!!!
by #1 stunna of tokyo
There used to be cool
haikus on dis page. It's up
to Shizzo, Lips, I.
by #1 stunna of shout me a holla
Holly snap old sons!
A Lips imposter there is.
He never say I suck.
by #1 stunna of in the house
your mother, a dog;
oddly missionary style
and i have pictures
by ray
40 drops from hand
shattered glass and frothy beer
cover my fly kicks
by ray
thirteen gorgeous whores
bottle of dom perignon
credit card's stolen
by ray
in the realm of gods
the ale runs like tap water
and we all get laid
by ray
my god, what the fuck
you illiterate assholes?
you all make me sick
by ray
grab a clue peasant
before I'm forced to get down
on your doo doo brown
you slurp on slut slime
swallow vagina vikings
truckstop prostitute
by BukkakeSan
Lips McCoy drops trou
his voluminous daiper
holds a tiny prick
My trousers hold one
long like the anaconda
or Indy's bullwhip
by BukakkeSan
Bob, i've had enough
political correctness...
EAT SHIT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!
by Haikuminator
oh, Liveculus
where do you get your wit from?
your Hemorrhoids?
nobody asked you
go choke on a fratatta
you cheese chomping gook!!
by Bob
Well, "I before E"
I did not know that iether.
How sceintific
anceint glaceirs sieze
haceindas of liesure
my consceince now clear
by Leviculus
Well Damn I'm guessing
With peeing and stuff, I ain't
At the right parties!
by onjaysun
i would say something
but i should shut the fuck up
i'm a worthless whore
by Betty LeBomb
only if I spelt
as well as you suck dick, Bob
that would be something
i will try harder
right after i get through with
raping your grandma
by Haikuminator
it's "I" before "E",
except after "C", you dolt!!
"RECEIVE"... duh, moron
by Bob
LINE UP TO RECIEVE
MY GOLDEN SHOWER OF LOVE
OPEN YOUR MOUTHS WIDE!!
LAP UP MY URINE
IT WILL HELP YOU IDIOTS
WRITE BETTER HAIKUS!!
by Haikuminator
now i have to pee
a penis is in my ass!!
ow, Dad! OW!! OW!! OW!!
by newkidvoodoo
Now I have to Pee.
But my ass is stuck in chair.
No. No. No. No. Damn.
by Leviculus
Mountain Dew Code Red
Caffeine Buzz Frying my Brain
Now I have to Pee.
by Bob
hey there onjaysun
i like your observations
now, fuck off & die!!
by Haikuminator
Players and owners
Can't get along, kinda like
KidVooDoo and Pals
by onjaysun of frogtown
shut up you pathetic bunch of whining whores
by Anonymous Poet
NewKidVoodoo Please!
Bob Imposter Insults You
Lips will be destroyed!
by Bob
don't dis hollywood
he used to give great haiku
now he's turned to crime?
by ash
At elevation
Twelve thousand five hundred feet
Lake Titicaca
by Leviculus
Poops has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.
by Haikuminator
ah, newkidpoopoo
your haikus are so cutting
just like a blank fart
mr. poopypants
poor saggy-titted old whore
that nobody loves
by Haikuminator
Very bad, Haiku!
You bark when you should not have.
Now sit, Haiku, SIT!
by Leviculus
swiss knives are the best
swiss chocolate is the best
fascism rulez too
by mastahari of austria
bad haiku people
(un)necessary roughness
no place for niceguys
by mastahari of austria
