bad haiku people
(un)necessary roughness
no place for niceguys
by mastahari of austria
simple things boring
complicated things boring
come entertain us
by mastahari of austria
AWWW! that was so sweet!
i will be more sensitive
to others feelings.
by newkidvoodoo
calm and friendly shake
my hand and let us be friends
no more bad words, pal
by mastahari of austria
Lips has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.
by newkidvoodoo
something i noticed:
lips takes this seriously.
i will buy a gun.
by newkidvoodoo
auf sieben trockne
folgen doch sieben feuchte
kraftausdr
by mastahari of austria
the gloves have come off,
now i have insulted bob.
i am not afraid.
by newkidvoodoo
bob proofreads my work,
i pay him with lots of sperm.
he needs it to live.
by newkidvoodoo
imagination:
it is not something Lips has...
so therefore he cheats.
by newkidvoodoo
HEY YOU 2 DIPSHITS
"LOOSING" IS SPELT WITH ONE "O"
ILLITERATE FUCKS!
by Bob
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
by newkidvoodoo
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
by newkidvoodoo
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
by newkidvoodoo
What the hell happened?
Lips does not like our Haikus
Why is he so mean?
Lips needs to chill
Know where you can put your Lips?
I thought would know.....
by Bob
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
by Lips McCoy
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
by Lips McCoy
Haikuminator
a.k.a. newkidvoodoo
lame imitation
don't be mad at me
that your only talent is
chomping on ballsacks
by Lips McCoy
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
by Lips McCoy
the rim of the cock
creates vacuum in my throat,
sucks out my insides.
by Lips McCoy
with bone in bunghole,
i dance like a popsicle.
popsicle of poop.
by Lips McCoy
pry open my mouth.
pleaser of men, i am Lips.
my tonsils are sore.
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator
that is all...
by Lips McCoy
HAIL ME, YOU FOOLS!!!!
BEND OVER AND SPREAD FOR THE
KING OF COCKSUCKERS!!!!
by Haikuminator
my secret is out!!
it's true, i have PENIS BREATH!!
my mouths a sperm bank!!
by Haikuminator
Haikuminator
he'll suck you for five dollars
a toothless gumjob
all hail the new bitch!!
he brings his foul stench here
finger up his ass
by newkidvoodoo
once in a while
you need a bit of the old
ultra-violent
by ComiCat: your Droogie of Jerzey
mutated haiku,
ancient japanese art form
smell the aroma
by Haikuminator
bathe in my urine,
gobbler of the horse penis!
i will eat your kids.
by Haikuminator
get off the monkey!
can't you see it has acne?
butter my nutsack.
by Haikuminator
lipstick gristle-bitch,
all shall kneel before the new
master of haiku
by Haikuminator
now, for those who doubt,
brace for the coming of the
Haikuminator.
by newkidvoodoo
haiku is a tool.
i use it only for good,
never for evil.
by newkidvoodoo
why do i have suck?
i am sorry i scare you
with my haiku skill.
by newkidvoodoo
i suck at haiku?
i think you are mistaken.
wrestler of pole.
by Anonymous Poet
h00R@Y F0R 7h3 f@g
BiG @Id$ iNf3c73D @$5H0L3
Cl3@N uP 7H3 cum, fR3@k
by H4X0R
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Bob
stunna
ALL Anonymous Poets
by Lips McCoy
Once again Robert
You have proven to be gay
Just keep it that way
by Anonymous Poet
I love beans, WHOo-HOo
I love beans, how about you?
Oh, you don't like beans.....
by Bob of VA
Micah has no cord
To edit his video
It is only porn
by Anonymous Poet
