Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21974, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21973, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21972, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21971, August 29, 2002 3:52 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Haikuminator
a.k.a. newkidvoodoo
lame imitation

don't be mad at me
that your only talent is
chomping on ballsacks
Haiku # 21970, August 29, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21969, August 29, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
the rim of the cock
creates vacuum in my throat,
sucks out my insides.
Haiku # 21967, August 29, 2002 3:31 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
with bone in bunghole,
i dance like a popsicle.
popsicle of poop.
Haiku # 21966, August 29, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
pry open my mouth.
pleaser of men, i am Lips.
my tonsils are sore.
Haiku # 21965, August 29, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator

that is all...
Haiku # 21964, August 29, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
HAIL ME, YOU FOOLS!!!!
BEND OVER AND SPREAD FOR THE
KING OF COCKSUCKERS!!!!
Haiku # 21963, August 29, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by Haikuminator
my secret is out!!
it's true, i have PENIS BREATH!!
my mouths a sperm bank!!
Haiku # 21962, August 29, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Haikuminator
he'll suck you for five dollars
a toothless gumjob

all hail the new bitch!!
he brings his foul stench here
finger up his ass
Haiku # 21961, August 29, 2002 2:29 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
once in a while
you need a bit of the old
ultra-violent
Haiku # 21959, August 29, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by ComiCat: your Droogie of Jerzey
mutated haiku,
ancient japanese art form
smell the aroma
Haiku # 21958, August 29, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by Haikuminator
bathe in my urine,
gobbler of the horse penis!
i will eat your kids.
Haiku # 21957, August 29, 2002 1:41 pm ET
by Haikuminator
get off the monkey!
can't you see it has acne?
butter my nutsack.
Haiku # 21956, August 29, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by Haikuminator
lipstick gristle-bitch,
all shall kneel before the new
master of haiku
Haiku # 21955, August 29, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by Haikuminator
now, for those who doubt,
brace for the coming of the
Haikuminator.

Haiku # 21954, August 29, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
haiku is a tool.
i use it only for good,
never for evil.
Haiku # 21953, August 29, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
why do i have suck?
i am sorry i scare you
with my haiku skill.
Haiku # 21952, August 29, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i suck at haiku?
i think you are mistaken.
wrestler of pole.
Haiku # 21951, August 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
h00R@Y F0R 7h3 f@g
BiG @Id$ iNf3c73D @$5H0L3
Cl3@N uP 7H3 cum, fR3@k
Haiku # 21950, August 29, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by H4X0R
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Bob
stunna
ALL Anonymous Poets
Haiku # 21947, August 29, 2002 11:54 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Once again Robert
You have proven to be gay
Just keep it that way
Haiku # 21946, August 29, 2002 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I love beans, WHOo-HOo
I love beans, how about you?
Oh, you don't like beans.....
Haiku # 21945, August 29, 2002 8:58 am ET
by Bob of VA
Micah has no cord
To edit his video
It is only porn
Haiku # 21944, August 29, 2002 8:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
To me or not to me
That's it
I sware
Haiku # 21943, August 29, 2002 8:27 am ET
by L'Kur of Mars
Teleportation:
Electo-mechanical
Transpositioning.
Haiku # 21942, August 28, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Leviculus
Merrily, Merri-
ly, Merrily, Merrily,
Life is but a dream.
Haiku # 21941, August 28, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Leviculus
dictators hero
bruised fingers, garth algar hair
i'd like to go there
Haiku # 21940, August 28, 2002 6:39 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
I don't know Terrance...
maybe if I looked closer
*FART* hahahahaha!
Haiku # 21939, August 28, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by Phillip of Colorado
Hey Phillip... what's this?
something is definitely
crawling on my ass
Haiku # 21938, August 28, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Terrance of Colorado
Hahahahaha!
Ha ha ha hahaha HA!
You guys are silly.
Haiku # 21937, August 28, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by #1 stunna of shit-tight simp
Oh great, Sixty Eight
You do me, I'll owe you one
I love to get head
Haiku # 21936, August 28, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Justin
"eat my cunt!", she said
"use your tongue on my hot box!"
Mom is so bossy...
Haiku # 21935, August 28, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the dick cannot be limp
haiku makes my cock erect
recieve my warm gift
Haiku # 21934, August 28, 2002 12:06 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
cop pulled me over
he will forget the ticket
if i suck his dick

i grab for his gun
pump 2 slugs into his brain
a bullet blowjob
Haiku # 21933, August 28, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by *haikuhomo*
type with your limp dick
squat & shit on your keyboard
smell your dirty words
Haiku # 21932, August 28, 2002 11:56 am ET
by *haikuhomo*
i send haiku twice,
fuck i am a stupid dick.
will go kill self now.
Haiku # 21931, August 28, 2002 10:24 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.
Haiku # 21930, August 28, 2002 10:22 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.
Haiku # 21929, August 28, 2002 10:21 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
We love bad haikus
They give us allot of joy
Haiku's impeed work
Haiku # 21928, August 28, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Justin
haiku for money?
you bet you sweet ass i will!
buy girlfriend implants.
Haiku # 21927, August 28, 2002 10:15 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
Justin complains here
About Bob's Bad Haiku posts
That is funny, eh?
Haiku # 21926, August 28, 2002 9:40 am ET
by Micah of VA
Bob you are a geek
You write these crappy haikus
That shows pure geekism
Haiku # 21925, August 28, 2002 8:56 am ET
by Justin of VA
These co-workers here
A bunch of computer geeks
Am I a geek too?
Haiku # 21924, August 28, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Bob of VA
An ugly threesome
Is better than none at all
Just do it to them
Haiku # 21923, August 28, 2002 8:28 am ET
by Justin
midget trims my pubes,
she's so short, dong hits her face.
black eye, bloody nose.
Haiku # 21922, August 27, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
hey! quadriplegic!
trying to get your groove on?
go get a wheelchair.
Haiku # 21921, August 27, 2002 10:29 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
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