now, for those who doubt,
brace for the coming of the
Haikuminator.
by newkidvoodoo
haiku is a tool.
i use it only for good,
never for evil.
by newkidvoodoo
why do i have suck?
i am sorry i scare you
with my haiku skill.
by newkidvoodoo
i suck at haiku?
i think you are mistaken.
wrestler of pole.
by Anonymous Poet
h00R@Y F0R 7h3 f@g
BiG @Id$ iNf3c73D @$5H0L3
Cl3@N uP 7H3 cum, fR3@k
by H4X0R
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Bob
stunna
ALL Anonymous Poets
by Lips McCoy
Once again Robert
You have proven to be gay
Just keep it that way
by Anonymous Poet
I love beans, WHOo-HOo
I love beans, how about you?
Oh, you don't like beans.....
by Bob of VA
Micah has no cord
To edit his video
It is only porn
by Anonymous Poet
To me or not to me
That's it
I sware
by L'Kur of Mars
Teleportation:
Electo-mechanical
Transpositioning.
by Leviculus
Merrily, Merri-
ly, Merrily, Merrily,
Life is but a dream.
by Leviculus
dictators hero
bruised fingers, garth algar hair
i'd like to go there
by hhtigerlily
I don't know Terrance...
maybe if I looked closer
*FART* hahahahaha!
by Phillip of Colorado
Hey Phillip... what's this?
something is definitely
crawling on my ass
by Terrance of Colorado
Hahahahaha!
Ha ha ha hahaha HA!
You guys are silly.
by #1 stunna of shit-tight simp
Oh great, Sixty Eight
You do me, I'll owe you one
I love to get head
by Justin
"eat my cunt!", she said
"use your tongue on my hot box!"
Mom is so bossy...
by Anonymous Poet
the dick cannot be limp
haiku makes my cock erect
recieve my warm gift
by newkidvoodoo
cop pulled me over
he will forget the ticket
if i suck his dick
i grab for his gun
pump 2 slugs into his brain
a bullet blowjob
by *haikuhomo*
type with your limp dick
squat & shit on your keyboard
smell your dirty words
by *haikuhomo*
i send haiku twice,
fuck i am a stupid dick.
will go kill self now.
by newkidvoodoo
bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.
by newkidvoodoo
bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.
by newkidvoodoo
We love bad haikus
They give us allot of joy
Haiku's impeed work
by Justin
haiku for money?
you bet you sweet ass i will!
buy girlfriend implants.
by newkidvoodoo
Justin complains here
About Bob's Bad Haiku posts
That is funny, eh?
by Micah of VA
Bob you are a geek
You write these crappy haikus
That shows pure geekism
by Justin of VA
These co-workers here
A bunch of computer geeks
Am I a geek too?
by Bob of VA
An ugly threesome
Is better than none at all
Just do it to them
by Justin
midget trims my pubes,
she's so short, dong hits her face.
black eye, bloody nose.
by newkidvoodoo
hey! quadriplegic!
trying to get your groove on?
go get a wheelchair.
by newkidvoodoo
shit - nearly got out...
this site is like a black hole
so much density
by Anonymous Poet
my diagnosis:
small cranium, big failure
go kill yourself now
by dr. haiku
wow...what clever drool
too bad the coat hanger failed
walking abortion
by dr. haiku
passing judgement here?
throw shitbricks at your glass house
poor pathetic wretch
by *haikuhomo*
I didn't beat it
for a week straight. I saved up.
So much cum at end.
by #1 stunna of Walker's sock
son be bustin out
pimp-def tight-as-ballz haikus.
smoove as a babe's ass.
by #1 stunna of all up in dis piece
my diagnosis:
a napolean complex
brought on by small size
by dr. haiku
what's the matter, son?
can't take the haiku heat here?
get the fuck out then.
above the law, bitch?
you're in the wrong place asshole
your morals mean shit
by Anonymous Poet
looking to purchase
a queen sized loft, no mattress...
whoops - this ain't craigslist
by nevermind
Humpback whale swimming
Its Blowhole snotting mucous
The Ocean is gross
by Anonymous Poet
my dick head rim is
like a german soldiers hat
blitzkrieg that pussy
by newkidvoodoo
Notice the new hair
Is never straight, but curly
it's short and curly
by pap friction of Hair Club for Men
your mom is a whore
your dad is a cumguzzler
you're a waste of space
do us a favor
crawl back up mom's filthy snatch
you worthless brainfart
by hellion
Let's just get off moms
Because I just go off your's
Damn she sure was good!
by Me of Here
Proofreading is good
Real has two syllables
Suck on that one, bitch
by Micah
Micah don't know crap
Deal has just one syllable
So deal little bitch
by Haggmiester of Micah's House
WHERE = WEAR... OOPS
by bOB
