Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

dictators hero
bruised fingers, garth algar hair
i'd like to go there
Haiku # 21940, August 28, 2002 6:39 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
I don't know Terrance...
maybe if I looked closer
*FART* hahahahaha!
Haiku # 21939, August 28, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by Phillip of Colorado
Hey Phillip... what's this?
something is definitely
crawling on my ass
Haiku # 21938, August 28, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Terrance of Colorado
Hahahahaha!
Ha ha ha hahaha HA!
You guys are silly.
Haiku # 21937, August 28, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by #1 stunna of shit-tight simp
Oh great, Sixty Eight
You do me, I'll owe you one
I love to get head
Haiku # 21936, August 28, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Justin
"eat my cunt!", she said
"use your tongue on my hot box!"
Mom is so bossy...
Haiku # 21935, August 28, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the dick cannot be limp
haiku makes my cock erect
recieve my warm gift
Haiku # 21934, August 28, 2002 12:06 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
cop pulled me over
he will forget the ticket
if i suck his dick

i grab for his gun
pump 2 slugs into his brain
a bullet blowjob
Haiku # 21933, August 28, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by *haikuhomo*
type with your limp dick
squat & shit on your keyboard
smell your dirty words
Haiku # 21932, August 28, 2002 11:56 am ET
by *haikuhomo*
i send haiku twice,
fuck i am a stupid dick.
will go kill self now.
Haiku # 21931, August 28, 2002 10:24 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.
Haiku # 21930, August 28, 2002 10:22 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.
Haiku # 21929, August 28, 2002 10:21 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
We love bad haikus
They give us allot of joy
Haiku's impeed work
Haiku # 21928, August 28, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Justin
haiku for money?
you bet you sweet ass i will!
buy girlfriend implants.
Haiku # 21927, August 28, 2002 10:15 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
Justin complains here
About Bob's Bad Haiku posts
That is funny, eh?
Haiku # 21926, August 28, 2002 9:40 am ET
by Micah of VA
Bob you are a geek
You write these crappy haikus
That shows pure geekism
Haiku # 21925, August 28, 2002 8:56 am ET
by Justin of VA
These co-workers here
A bunch of computer geeks
Am I a geek too?
Haiku # 21924, August 28, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Bob of VA
An ugly threesome
Is better than none at all
Just do it to them
Haiku # 21923, August 28, 2002 8:28 am ET
by Justin
midget trims my pubes,
she's so short, dong hits her face.
black eye, bloody nose.
Haiku # 21922, August 27, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
hey! quadriplegic!
trying to get your groove on?
go get a wheelchair.
Haiku # 21921, August 27, 2002 10:29 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haiku # 21920, August 27, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by Alexi
shit - nearly got out...
this site is like a black hole
so much density
Haiku # 21919, August 27, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my diagnosis:
small cranium, big failure
go kill yourself now
Haiku # 21918, August 27, 2002 7:05 pm ET
by dr. haiku
wow...what clever drool
too bad the coat hanger failed
walking abortion
Haiku # 21917, August 27, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by dr. haiku
passing judgement here?
throw shitbricks at your glass house
poor pathetic wretch
Haiku # 21915, August 27, 2002 6:50 pm ET
by *haikuhomo*
I didn't beat it
for a week straight. I saved up.
So much cum at end.
Haiku # 21914, August 27, 2002 6:50 pm ET
by #1 stunna of Walker's sock
son be bustin out
pimp-def tight-as-ballz haikus.
smoove as a babe's ass.
Haiku # 21913, August 27, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by #1 stunna of all up in dis piece
my diagnosis:
a napolean complex
brought on by small size
Haiku # 21912, August 27, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by dr. haiku
what's the matter, son?
can't take the haiku heat here?
get the fuck out then.

above the law, bitch?
you're in the wrong place asshole
your morals mean shit
Haiku # 21911, August 27, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
looking to purchase
a queen sized loft, no mattress...
whoops - this ain't craigslist
Haiku # 21909, August 27, 2002 5:54 pm ET
by nevermind
Humpback whale swimming
Its Blowhole snotting mucous
The Ocean is gross
Haiku # 21908, August 27, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my dick head rim is
like a german soldiers hat
blitzkrieg that pussy
Haiku # 21907, August 27, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Notice the new hair
Is never straight, but curly
it's short and curly
Haiku # 21906, August 27, 2002 3:12 pm ET
by pap friction of Hair Club for Men
your mom is a whore
your dad is a cumguzzler
you're a waste of space

do us a favor
crawl back up mom's filthy snatch
you worthless brainfart
Haiku # 21905, August 27, 2002 11:55 am ET
by hellion
Let's just get off moms
Because I just go off your's
Damn she sure was good!
Haiku # 21904, August 27, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Me of Here
Proofreading is good
Real has two syllables
Suck on that one, bitch
Haiku # 21903, August 27, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Micah
Micah don't know crap
Deal has just one syllable
So deal little bitch
Haiku # 21902, August 27, 2002 10:24 am ET
by Haggmiester of Micah's House
WHERE = WEAR... OOPS
Haiku # 21901, August 27, 2002 10:21 am ET
by bOB

Bad Hair on my head
I wish I could where a hat
Then I would be cool
Haiku # 21900, August 27, 2002 10:12 am ET
by BOB of va
sucky sucky lips
can be one of life's pleasures
but not sucky Lips
Haiku # 21899, August 27, 2002 9:26 am ET
by ash
Screwdriver to screw
Screwdriver to get real drunk
Get real drunk to screw
Haiku # 21898, August 27, 2002 8:58 am ET
by Bob
past already dead
my love for you never dies
you are my true love
Haiku # 21897, August 27, 2002 12:11 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
It's cold as balls here
just now my tounge froze to this;
this metal clit ring
Haiku # 21896, August 26, 2002 11:03 pm ET
by pap friction of North Pole
afraid of my past
i did not want to hurt you
or lose my true love.
Haiku # 21895, August 26, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
hello, i'm smellie
i'm a fat whore who kills cats
verbal diarrhea
Haiku # 21894, August 26, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by smellie of la la land
you're such a liar
you DO too give a rats ass, bitch
you replied... retard
Haiku # 21893, August 26, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by smellie :( of la la land
up yours too mccoy
mellie does not give a rats
suck eggs you dickhead
Haiku # 21892, August 26, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by mellie :-)
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
mellie
...
that's all

Haiku # 21891, August 26, 2002 8:10 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
what
Haiku # 21890, August 26, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by mellie
girl cut off cat
Haiku # 21889, August 26, 2002 5:54 pm ET
by mellie
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