shit - nearly got out...
this site is like a black hole
so much density

my diagnosis:
small cranium, big failure
go kill yourself now

wow...what clever drool
too bad the coat hanger failed
walking abortion

passing judgement here?
throw shitbricks at your glass house
poor pathetic wretch

I didn't beat it
for a week straight. I saved up.
So much cum at end.

son be bustin out
pimp-def tight-as-ballz haikus.
smoove as a babe's ass.

my diagnosis:
a napolean complex
brought on by small size

what's the matter, son?
can't take the haiku heat here?
get the fuck out then.

above the law, bitch?
you're in the wrong place asshole
your morals mean shit

looking to purchase
a queen sized loft, no mattress...
whoops - this ain't craigslist

Humpback whale swimming
Its Blowhole snotting mucous
The Ocean is gross

my dick head rim is
like a german soldiers hat
blitzkrieg that pussy

Notice the new hair
Is never straight, but curly
it's short and curly

your mom is a whore
your dad is a cumguzzler
you're a waste of space

do us a favor
crawl back up mom's filthy snatch
you worthless brainfart

Let's just get off moms
Because I just go off your's
Damn she sure was good!

Proofreading is good
Real has two syllables
Suck on that one, bitch

Micah don't know crap
Deal has just one syllable
So deal little bitch

WHERE = WEAR... OOPS

Bad Hair on my head
I wish I could where a hat
Then I would be cool

sucky sucky lips
can be one of life's pleasures
but not sucky Lips

Screwdriver to screw
Screwdriver to get real drunk
Get real drunk to screw

past already dead
my love for you never dies
you are my true love

It's cold as balls here
just now my tounge froze to this;
this metal clit ring

afraid of my past
i did not want to hurt you
or lose my true love.

hello, i'm smellie
i'm a fat whore who kills cats
verbal diarrhea

you're such a liar
you DO too give a rats ass, bitch
you replied... retard

up yours too mccoy
mellie does not give a rats
suck eggs you dickhead

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
mellie
...
that's all

what

girl cut off cat

The art gallery
where intellexuals go
to try to get laid

Pharmacy calls me
Wrong perscription, I am told
Now I have grown breasts....

Bob does like the men
He takes it in the backside
Now his star is wide

It's a children's slide
with a nine inch rusty nail;
it gets in your spine

another monday
with added 'bonus' of school
must head to vegas

the love of my life
shares deepest secrets with me
my love is not changed

shutup

Why can't I stop this?
I'm addicted to Haiku
Drugs are bad, um-kay.....

Angel wings flapping
Halo glowing above me
Holy SH_T, I'm dead!

Three Stooges there were
Larry, Curley, Moe, Shemp, Joe
Three at once, I guess......

My heart, I gave her
She digs her claws in and pulls
No longer alive

Cette place suce vraiment
je vous tuerais tous si je pourrais
et violer vos cadavres

Je baise ma maman
parce que je suis une putain fran

L'escargot su

princess diana
irreplaceable icon
the people's psycho

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(OXO)
(|)

pEnIs, RoD, cOcK, dIcK
sNaKe, PoLe, WaNg, MoNkEy, PeE pEe
PrIcK, lOvEsTiCk, SpErMgUn

vAgInA, pUsSy
CuNt, TwAt, SnAtCh, SlIt, MuFf, HuMpHoLe
YoNi, TuNa ToWn

fuck off....

*****
*******
gR@NdM@ H@5 @ c0cK

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.