hello, i'm smellie
i'm a fat whore who kills cats
verbal diarrhea

you're such a liar
you DO too give a rats ass, bitch
you replied... retard

up yours too mccoy
mellie does not give a rats
suck eggs you dickhead

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
mellie
...
that's all

what

girl cut off cat

The art gallery
where intellexuals go
to try to get laid

Pharmacy calls me
Wrong perscription, I am told
Now I have grown breasts....

Bob does like the men
He takes it in the backside
Now his star is wide

It's a children's slide
with a nine inch rusty nail;
it gets in your spine

another monday
with added 'bonus' of school
must head to vegas

the love of my life
shares deepest secrets with me
my love is not changed

shutup

Why can't I stop this?
I'm addicted to Haiku
Drugs are bad, um-kay.....

Angel wings flapping
Halo glowing above me
Holy SH_T, I'm dead!

Three Stooges there were
Larry, Curley, Moe, Shemp, Joe
Three at once, I guess......

My heart, I gave her
She digs her claws in and pulls
No longer alive

Cette place suce vraiment
je vous tuerais tous si je pourrais
et violer vos cadavres

Je baise ma maman
parce que je suis une putain fran

L'escargot su

princess diana
irreplaceable icon
the people's psycho

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(OXO)
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pEnIs, RoD, cOcK, dIcK
sNaKe, PoLe, WaNg, MoNkEy, PeE pEe
PrIcK, lOvEsTiCk, SpErMgUn

vAgInA, pUsSy
CuNt, TwAt, SnAtCh, SlIt, MuFf, HuMpHoLe
YoNi, TuNa ToWn

fuck off....

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*******
gR@NdM@ H@5 @ c0cK

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

i really resent
being compared to mellie's
artsy-fartsy crap

mellie, you make NO sense
stop trying to be so "deep"
ok, Jack Handy?

to stolen moments:
don't shy away from madness;
this comicat says

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
USING OTHER WRITER'S NAMES
DUMB TURDBURGLAR

Oh shits, steal da name
i'm gay. You know that i am
when i dis myself.

COLLEGE for me now
where i get the time for
badhaiku writing?

Oh shits, steal da name
that gay. You know it not them
when they dis themself.

looks like an angel
leaning back I see cold moon
then a shooting star

she might be possessed
eyes gleaming darkly teeth white
now nightmares will come

under eiderdown
must read more tom sawyer now
some george orwell too

this kitty was new
it was decapitated
and I know by whom

blade sliced thru wet fur
she smiled in the moonlight mad
her friends took photos

she showed me the knife
rinsing it in kitchen sink
this little girl

new born cat under fern
being eaten by snails
disgusting schnecker

snails eating meat
or licking little pussy
ich verstayen nicht

where

Someone is really bright and creative.
They used my name because they could.
Good job.
:)

ever notice how your submission doesn't have to be a haiku?

when I am erect
my penis begins to swell
It's going to explode

I drilled a hole in
the mirror. Now I can fuck
one as smart as me.

I sure like penis.
Not my own, though. It's smaller
than the sperm it shoots.

Mmmm. I'll steal his name.
That gets me off damn good,
just like my nude mom.

Someone is really bright and creative.
They used my name because they could.
Holly shit. They must be a fucking Einstein.
Oh fuck. People will think that was me.
Good job. Just don't type with your stub pencil penis next time.

Maybe if i try
I can bury my head up
Stunna's ass some more

You guys are right.
Lips, Shizzo Bot, and Stunna
They bring this place down.

Bob is a wanker
He writes bad haiku 'bout splooge
Bob needs a loose chick

Misled to Believe
That her true love had been me
Now she is a whore

hell will be so cool
all of my friends will be there
and no dumb christians

Sweet Loving is fun
When in doubt, you best pull out
Splooge all over her