when I am erect
my penis begins to swell
It's going to explode

I drilled a hole in
the mirror. Now I can fuck
one as smart as me.

I sure like penis.
Not my own, though. It's smaller
than the sperm it shoots.

Mmmm. I'll steal his name.
That gets me off damn good,
just like my nude mom.

Someone is really bright and creative.
They used my name because they could.
Holly shit. They must be a fucking Einstein.
Oh fuck. People will think that was me.
Good job. Just don't type with your stub pencil penis next time.

Maybe if i try
I can bury my head up
Stunna's ass some more

You guys are right.
Lips, Shizzo Bot, and Stunna
They bring this place down.

Bob is a wanker
He writes bad haiku 'bout splooge
Bob needs a loose chick

Misled to Believe
That her true love had been me
Now she is a whore

hell will be so cool
all of my friends will be there
and no dumb christians

Sweet Loving is fun
When in doubt, you best pull out
Splooge all over her

Master P says UH.
Later cultures will find that
and think we are gay.

I wear blue because
I hate the way you like poo
in your sex. (Jurmin)

Sifl: Get a life.
Man: Get a panda. Olly:
Cut the oxygen.

Right. Mmhmm. Uh oh.
They threw up their hands. Should not
have eaten them, then.

I lost my hand the
other day. Oh wait, there it
is, still in your mom.

When your mom woke up,
she thought she had three legs. It
was just me in her.

Oh shit, the world got
quiet. They all are just stunned.
I dropped my pants, son.

Mess with them and I'll
burn through your skull with either
bullet or hot jiz.

You guys are crazy.
Lips, Shizzo Bot, and Stunna
give this place its life.

in the early light
arms at rest above her head
I fucked that bitch blind.

Milfsearch.com is
alright. kind of funny but
BangBus is better.

i pimp hoes and milfs.
time to get mad cash moneys
and mix phat rhyme skillz.

no need for respect
what there is to respect, huh?
i disrespect mom.

ahsit sons fuck deez
it called bad haiku for a
reason. shut a mouth.

bow down to shizzo
and the lips. They haiku gods.
LOOK AT NAME OF SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

waht teh fukc soin damm
all teshe hataer in thsi peesce
nedd 2 get a lief!!!1

i lost love before
he has my heart once again,
lost in love with him

in the early light
arms at rest above her head
sleeping, angelic

~morning of 8/18/2002

I am so pissed off
At organisations like
The RIIA.

someone get the lube
i'm getting ready to plow
open your boytwat

oh that silly cat
where'd all that lasagna go?
garfield's one fat bitch.

You a silly litsle. No like, go away.

love and marriage
love and marriage, go together
like bad haiku site and disrespect,

get used to it or, FUCK OFF!!!!!

yah lips bores me too,
used to know a guy in school,
last name was lipshit

was pronounced that way forget the proper spelling

Dang, all these people attacking me, when i really
look back through what i have posted, and not once
did i attack anybody for what they posted. I am
not critical of your haikus, so do not be critical of
mine. You are very disrespectful.

Depression, thats some
shit. If they only knew it
is all in the head.

pL3@53 cLeAn 7h3 5Hi7 oFf
ShIzZo'S dIcK b3f0r3 u sTiCk
It In mcc0y'5 M0U7H

Sad little monkeys
Trying so hard to fit in
You don't belong here

I don't know what that
bird told you, but he is not
my doppleganger.

Sie bauschen sich von fr

born out of the glass
the sparkling shards of razors
slicing thru the skin

curious to know
how the human heart can take
the hammer of life

fires igniting
passions brought to the surface
fear, loathing, regret

skyscrapers rising
urban jungle starts to stir
people swarm the streets

fuss over nothing
empty words from empty heads
lips & crew bore me

i have changed my mind
stunna, shizzo & lips BLOW!
illiterate fucks

the bottom of the barrel
is a nice place to shoot fish
till it becomes boring

it's def, mad & phat
flippin' ghetto speak is tired
understand me, son?

for a little while
genitals can be funny
so get over them